Little things that make you smile - the anti-peeve thread.

[DakAttack]

Re: Little things that make you smile - the anti-peeve thread.

Judo class, teacher is having us practice finding center of gravity and exploiting it by having us practice with one partner, calling split, and then immediately pairing with whoever else happens to be next to you.

Now for most people, this is a matter of keeping your balance while tugging and shoving your opponent to try to get them in the direction you want them to go.

Second to last round, I wind up standing next to the smallest girl in the class. Grab on to each other, she attempts to move me and it's hard not to aww. She is ridiculously easy to move; essentially instead of trying to actually struggle with her, I just tug her around so we won't be getting in anyone else's way.

It was basically violent ballroom dancing.

I've fought women before. Never got a boner, like most men fear. I let them give me boners afterwards, though, cause there's nothing hotter than a woman who can fight.

[Feba]

Re: Little things that make you smile - the anti-peeve thread.

Judo class, teacher is having us practice finding center of gravity and exploiting it by having us practice with one partner, calling split, and then immediately pairing with whoever else happens to be next to you.

Now for most people, this is a matter of keeping your balance while tugging and shoving your opponent to try to get them in the direction you want them to go.

Second to last round, I wind up standing next to the smallest girl in the class. Grab on to each other, she attempts to move me and it's hard not to aww. She is ridiculously easy to move; essentially instead of trying to actually struggle with her, I just tug her around so we won't be getting in anyone else's way.

It was basically violent ballroom dancing.

[Jarre]

Re: Little things that make you smile - the anti-peeve thread.

hmm Page 45...

"Ralph glanced over at her, but the computer synthesized image of her face gave nothing away."

(Peter F Hamiltons Neutronium Alchamist)

[Yellow Mage]

Re: Little things that make you smile - the anti-peeve thread.

(First sentence starts on page 44 and continues over to 45.)

"She held the hatch open for him, then jumped in after. The hatch then sealed itself shut behind her."

Hmm. Let's try another book.

. . . it ended up being the B/W edition of the national Pokédex. Page 45 is on Wigglytuff, and elucidates all its evolutionary line's moves.

[Aksannyi]

Re: Little things that make you smile - the anti-peeve thread.

Only because I see some of the members of this forum illustrated here.

[Malacite]

Re: Little things that make you smile - the anti-peeve thread.

All the people that showed up yesterday and today, particularly my American relatives.

[Aksannyi]

Re: Little things that make you smile - the anti-peeve thread.

I. LOVE. IT.

[Ketaru]

Re: Little things that make you smile - the anti-peeve thread.

This is what I get for playing these silly chain-letter games on Facebook.

I participated in that a few months ago. This is what I got:

"Her hands that rested on the pew before her were in a similar state, as though she had been a victim of starvation."

Anyway, my favorite lines from Kid Icarus: Uprising:

Viridi: Those floor panels alternate between hurting you and not hurting you. They don't seem to have any affect on those Underworld enemies, though. Odd.
Chariot Master: It's a known issue. It'll be resolved in the next version of the tower.

First heard these lines back during my Final Fantasy XI prime.

[Aksannyi]

Re: Little things that make you smile - the anti-peeve thread.

Tattoo is looking pretty badass so far! On break. Pics when done.

[Omgwtfbbqkitten]

Re: Little things that make you smile - the anti-peeve thread.



This is what I get for playing these silly chain-letter games on Facebook.

[Feba]

Re: Little things that make you smile - the anti-peeve thread.

also, if I haven't posted it here before, this: HOW HIGH ARE XI JINPING'S PANTS TODAY?

Gets me every time.

also also, before leaving for dinner, I was in my bullshit easy credit class about Taiwan for furnnners, we got to play with snakes, so that was pretty cool

[Aksannyi]

Re: Little things that make you smile - the anti-peeve thread.

"studying international relations"

[Feba]

Re: Little things that make you smile - the anti-peeve thread.

I think I accidentally a date this evening, which would've been nice if the girl was my type.

Have dinner, talk, leave the cafe. There's a ball coming up for my school, so there's a few people giving dance lessons, I figured I may as well go, although I don't actually intend to dance. Girl goes with me, I half figure she'll be my partner because assumptions, the minute we get there she MY TOES her way out of it, exeunt boring girl.

There were about twelve people there, with I think 8 of those being guys. A couple of girls show up, see me, whispering and giggling to the surprise of nobody. They pair us off, guy who was running the thing paired me with the cutest one. Proceed to practice dancing, body language, body language everywhere.

Anyway she's in the PoliSci program, and as I'm sure you all know, I'm in law. I wouldn't mind studying international relations with her sometime.


be glad it's almost 2AM, or I would've made that into a shaggy dog story.

[Aksannyi]

Re: Little things that make you smile - the anti-peeve thread.

Fred Phelps Dies, or as I like to call it, DING DONG, THE WITCH IS DEAD.

Okay I generally find it in bad taste to celebrate one's death, but this guy, well, I hope that God has sent him straight to Hell and he is now experiencing the rudest awakening possible.

[Aksannyi]

Re: Little things that make you smile - the anti-peeve thread.

hold up a banner reading "JAPANESE ONLY"

Incidentally, it turns out they were only looking for a party in FFXI.