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  • #10261
    Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

    LOL Riiiiiiiight.

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    Your odds would be better on chatroulette. Also you chances of being impressed.
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    • #10262
      Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread



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      OH HE SAID NO. I AM NOT OKAY WITH THIS.
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      • #10263
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        HAHAHAHA Aks! Isn't it funny how you say something about your boobs and its "PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN!" but then when you tell them that.....


        And speaking of that, do men have a hang up showing their penis? I mean on TV or movies you'll see a plethora of boobs and bush but never a penis to be found! Men are PENIST!
        Originally posted by Feba
        But I mean I do not mind a good looking man so long as I do not have to view his penis.
        Originally posted by Taskmage
        God I hate my periods. You think passing a clot through a vagina is bad? Try it with a penis.
        Originally posted by DakAttack
        ...I'm shitting dicks out of my eyeballs in excitement for the next bestgreating game of all time ever.
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        • #10264
          Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

          This image again
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          • #10265
            Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

            Yeah guess I just have to




            Though to be fair, TGM, we'd never actually provide the pics, so I think for once, the males and females are equal on this one.
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            • #10266
              Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

              TV and Movies are primarily created by and for men, so like, penises are totally over the line! For some reason. Men suck.

              ANYWAY. Most dudes have a lot of hangups about penises for some reason. I don't know why.
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              • #10267
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                Scared if they look, they're automatically tattooed with a big sign that says "HEY I LIKE IT IN THE BUTT" or something. I don't know. It's kind of funny. I do not feel the same terror when it comes to looking at bewbs. Or vag, even.

                And now, I'm going to attempt to segue this post into something much less disturbing:


                Ookay maybe not.
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                • #10268
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                  Originally posted by Murphie View Post
                  ANYWAY. Most dudes have a lot of hangups about penises for some reason. I don't know why.
                  Penises are only scarcely less gross than vaginas. I say scarcely less only because they don't tend to ooze as much. There's a reason sex is called bumping uglies.
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                  • #10269
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                    Fuck it doesn't have to look good, it just has to fucking feel good.
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                    • #10270
                      Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                      Originally posted by Taskmage View Post
                      Penises are only scarcely less gross than vaginas. I say scarcely less only because they don't tend to ooze as much.
                      HAHAHAHAAHHAHA I knew there was a reason I keep coming back to this forum....you guys crack me up!!
                      Originally posted by Feba
                      But I mean I do not mind a good looking man so long as I do not have to view his penis.
                      Originally posted by Taskmage
                      God I hate my periods. You think passing a clot through a vagina is bad? Try it with a penis.
                      Originally posted by DakAttack
                      ...I'm shitting dicks out of my eyeballs in excitement for the next bestgreating game of all time ever.
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                      • #10271
                        Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                        WHOOPS I made a post with no pony D:

                        lagolakshmi on Guildwork :: Lago Aletheia on Lodestone
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                        • #10272
                          Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                          Originally posted by Aksannyi View Post
                          Fuck it doesn't have to look good, it just has to fucking feel good.
                          Circumcised penis's look ok. I mean a mushroom is kind of cute! Those uncircumcised ones scare me!! Its like something could be hiding in there and jump out and get me!!


                          Is that a circumcised penis in that ponys mouth?
                          Originally posted by Feba
                          But I mean I do not mind a good looking man so long as I do not have to view his penis.
                          Originally posted by Taskmage
                          God I hate my periods. You think passing a clot through a vagina is bad? Try it with a penis.
                          Originally posted by DakAttack
                          ...I'm shitting dicks out of my eyeballs in excitement for the next bestgreating game of all time ever.
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                          • #10273
                            Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                            Originally posted by TheGrandMom View Post
                            Circumcised penis's look ok. I mean a mushroom is kind of cute! Those uncircumcised ones scare me!! Its like something could be hiding in there and jump out and get me!!


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                            I think it's a microphone? I dunno.
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                            • #10274
                              Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                              LOOOOOOOOOOOL I remember the first time I saw one I was like WTF!?!?! Freaked me out a bit. They look like guinea pigs. Sorry in advance to any uncircumcised guys around here. But they do.



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                              Taskmage you're just saying that to get women to put their lips all up close to it and slobber on it.

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                              • #10275
                                Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                                Uncircumcised penises look like guinea pigs?
                                .........
                                brb google image search

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                                Originally posted by Aksannyi View Post
                                Taskmage you're just saying that to get women to put their lips all up close to it and slobber on it.
                                If they wanted to do that with a vagina I'd be just as happy to watch.

                                Well, not just as happy ...
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