Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

[Feba]

Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

Oh, Askyanni wants to see genitalia, is anybody surprised?

[TheGrandMom]

Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

Nope, not surprised. She's been without for 6 months and thats FOREVER!!

[Murphie]

Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

This discussion is veering really far away from ponies.

[Aksannyi]

Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

It's not just the genitalia. It's the glowing green that I'm interested in seeing. Dicks on the internet are a dime a dozen, but glowing green radioactive dicks are rare and unusual.

[Feba]

Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

This discussion is veering really far away from ponies.

Trust me, when I think of dicks, I think of equines.

Dicks on the internet are a dime a dozen, but glowing green radioactive dicks are rare and unusual.

Oh please, like you've never seen a penis that's turned green before.

[Aksannyi]

Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

Can't say I have. And if I had, I'd not stay around said dick for very long.

Exactly how many penises do you think I've seen? Probably less than you think. Not ashamed to admit that I love the cawk (I do) but that doesn't mean I grab every one that comes my way.

[Feba]

Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

Exactly how many penises do you think I've seen?

You were in the military. And deployed.

[TheGrandMom]

Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

HAHAHAHAHAAHA TOUCHE' !

[Aksannyi]

Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

Not all women in the military were barracks bunnies.

I only had sex with two men when I was in the military. Both of whom I was in relationships with. One of whom ended up becoming my ex-husband.

Shocking, I know. I even talk about it myself. I may have even mentioned it here a few times. If I wanted to fuck around, it would have been extremely easy. I just wasn't interested in that. Let all those other bitches get STDs from fucking around. And I'm sure some of them did. I'm also fairly sure some of them ended up with mystery babies.

[TheGrandMom]

Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

Not all women in the military were barracks bunnies.

I only had sex with two men when I was in the military. Both of whom I was in relationships with. One of whom ended up becoming my ex-husband.

Shocking, I know. I even talk about it myself. I may have even mentioned it here a few times. If I wanted to fuck around, it would have been extremely easy. I just wasn't interested in that. Let all those other bitches get STDs from fucking around. And I'm sure some of them did. I'm also fairly sure some of them ended up with mystery babies.

No, no, no, I think what he's saying is you were surrounded by them so when you are out in the field and they take a piss. Or you have to use the latrine with them....etc. Not that you were a barracks bunny! loll

[Aksannyi]

Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

It's Feba. I doubt he's thinking something nice about me.

But no, we had porta potties at my camp in Kuwait, we also had a shower building that alternated every two hours - women for two hours, men for two hours. Which is kind of unfair considering the ratio, but whatever.

They did a really good job of keeping the men and women separate for almost everything. Even in the field where there was no porta potties at all like during Basic, they designated certain areas for people to go. Even sharing a tent with the males, they had built two "changing" areas for people to dress in. They were probably more worried about sexual harassment than anything. The military is vastly different these days than it was in the past. Where women and men probably shared showers at times several years ago, they will have none of that anymore. Probably too many sexual assaults that made them change policy.

So yeah, believe it or not, I didn't see any except the aforementioned two.

[Murphie]

Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

Don't mind Feba, Aks.

[Taskmage]

Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

I think I should stay clear from this forum for a while. <_<;

[Feba]

Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

In completely unrelated news, I'm going to reply to this job posting.

For a butler cafe.


Fuck yeah.

[Taskmage]

Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

Pics or it won't have happened