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  • Re: [GM]Dave (Humor)

    I like posting on the blog as if I don't know. Some people just don't understand comedy.
    The Tao of Ren
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    If we don't like something, collectively, if our hatred for it throbs like an abscess beneath every thread, does that mean that they're doing something right?
    Originally posted by Kaeko
    As hard as it may be, don't take this game or your characters too seriously. I promise you - the guys that really own your account don't.

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    • Re: [GM]Dave (Humor)

      Okay, my head is spinning.

      The comments section of my latest post has become a flame war between:
      a) my fans
      b) people "revealing" me as a fake
      c) people backing up A
      d) people backing up B
      e) people pretending to hate me and then posting that they love me.

      My head hurts.

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      • Re: [GM]Dave (Humor)

        lol the b) is just a proof of your popularity
        There are painters who transform the sun into a yellow spot,
        but there are others who with the help of their art and their intelligence
        transform a yellow spot into the sun.

        - Pablo Picasso

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        • Re: [GM]Dave (Humor)

          b) is just proof of the Internet F--kwad Theory.

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          • Re: [GM]Dave (Humor)

            Man, what a heated discussion in the comments section of that blog. I wish I wish I had that many hits to my page, lol. Tao, want to do some cross-blogging?

            I'd be eager to be a tool of [GM]Dave ;;
            The Tao of Ren
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            If we don't like something, collectively, if our hatred for it throbs like an abscess beneath every thread, does that mean that they're doing something right?
            Originally posted by Kaeko
            As hard as it may be, don't take this game or your characters too seriously. I promise you - the guys that really own your account don't.

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            • Re: [GM]Dave (Humor)

              The debate about whether you're a real GM and therefore worthy of reading and fandom or a fake GM and therefore somehow not worthy reminds me of two things:

              1) Catholics screaming about The DaVinci Code as heresy, never mind that it's a book that's filed in the fiction section to begin with.

              2) People who make a big deal about professional wrestling being not real... to people intelligent enough to already know that but who actually like over-the-top macho melodrama.

              *sigh* If only clues were NPC vendored instead of being 20 mil apiece at the AH. -- Pteryx

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              • Re: [GM]Dave (Humor)

                after that last 100 comment post, all I can say is:

                HOW THE FUCK ARE PEOPLE SO STUPID?!!!!

                seriously, I died a little every time that moron james posted

                Thanks Yyg!

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                • Re: [GM]Dave (Humor)

                  Originally posted by Pteryx
                  2) People who make a big deal about professional wrestling being not real... to people intelligent enough to already know that but who actually like over-the-top macho melodrama.
                  Lol, took me about 2 years to prove to a friend that wrestling was a preplaned fight. The only real thing about it is that they have trained to take falls really well. Took me 5 years after that to convince him boxing was real, he had a hard time conceiving that someone could remain concious after a few brushes to the head. Completly ignoring the facts that Tyson would bite a person's EAR OFF as further validity of the fight being real, seriously ever seen someone in wrestling actually get their ear biten off?

                  I rest my case on that, but now I wonder... Why the heck did me and my friend pick a topic like wrestling vs. boxing and which was real? Also, how the heck did it turn into a 7 year thing?

                  Ok, brief OT time done. Sorry I was just laughing when I saw that spot.


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                  • Re: [GM]Dave (Humor)

                    Originally posted by neighbortaru
                    after that last 100 comment post, all I can say is:

                    HOW THE FUCK ARE PEOPLE SO STUPID?!!!!

                    seriously, I died a little every time that moron james posted
                    He posted an expose on KI including screenshots of him asking a GM if I was real.

                    This guy is going for Olympic Gold in ironic stupidity.

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                    • Re: [GM]Dave (Humor)

                      The fact that he is trying so feverishly to prove otherwise. . . I'd like to break his heart and link him to this thread, but it is very comical. It's obvious that he has no real friends and is in need of a hobby.

                      Of course, there are the people that actually believe you. I think it's good to have an icon. Maybe the strength of [GM]Dave is not in his "believability," but in that he is a symbol that represents what us players are thinking and feeling like doing to those that make the gaming experience that much harder.
                      The Tao of Ren
                      FFXIV LowRes Benchmark - 5011

                      If we don't like something, collectively, if our hatred for it throbs like an abscess beneath every thread, does that mean that they're doing something right?
                      Originally posted by Kaeko
                      As hard as it may be, don't take this game or your characters too seriously. I promise you - the guys that really own your account don't.

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                      • Re: [GM]Dave (Humor)

                        Originally posted by Taodyn
                        He posted an expose on KI including screenshots of him asking a GM if I was real.

                        This guy is going for Olympic Gold in ironic stupidity.
                        him and rasanette... and I think rasanette is winning

                        Thanks Yyg!

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                        • Re: [GM]Dave (Humor)

                          they are relating [GM]Jcblue and his wrongly banning to [GM]Dave now
                          There are painters who transform the sun into a yellow spot,
                          but there are others who with the help of their art and their intelligence
                          transform a yellow spot into the sun.

                          - Pablo Picasso

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                          • Re: [GM]Dave (Humor)

                            Originally posted by Taskmage
                            Dave has already become an entity that exists independently of the blog. ^w^ It's like the standalone complex.
                            Quoted from page 2.
                            lagolakshmi on Guildwork :: Lago Aletheia on Lodestone

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                            • Re: [GM]Dave (Humor)

                              I am become the OMEGADAVE!

                              I post of my own free will and your silly HTML will no longer hold me.

                              Muwahahahahaha!

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                              • Re: [GM]Dave (Humor)

                                I was thinking more along the lines of what Christian Bale(sp?) said Batman represents.

                                But ok, [GM]Dave is more like an entity:

                                An entity that is the manifestation of Taodyn and he wields the almighty Banstick.
                                The Tao of Ren
                                FFXIV LowRes Benchmark - 5011

                                If we don't like something, collectively, if our hatred for it throbs like an abscess beneath every thread, does that mean that they're doing something right?
                                Originally posted by Kaeko
                                As hard as it may be, don't take this game or your characters too seriously. I promise you - the guys that really own your account don't.

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