Official Bored at Work / Off-Topic Chat Thread II

[Aksannyi]

Re: Official Bored at Work / Off-Topic Chat Thread II

As someone with ovaries, I can confirm that ovaries are very fucking sensitive if you actually can find and apply pressure to them. Whenever I see the gyno and they have to feel for them, it hurts like hell when they push down on 'em. Luckily, I don't regularly run the risk of someone striking my ovaries unlike guys with their balls.

[Feba]

Re: Official Bored at Work / Off-Topic Chat Thread II

One of those things can take a pounding.

They both can, if you're really dedicated.

also I mean the labia aren't really analogous to testicles. technically that would be the ovaries; practically speaking you'd be thinking probably more along the lines of the clitoris in terms of visibility, sensitivity and relative vulnerability.

EDIT:

The embroyo develops three distinct external genital structures: a genital tubercle; two urogenital folds, one on either side of the tubercle; and two labioscrotal swellings, each bounding one of the urogenital folds.[2]

Sexual differentiation starts on the internal sex organs at about 5 weeks of gestation, resulting in the formation of either testes in males, or ovaries in females. If testes are formed, they begin to secrete androgens that affect the external genital development at about week 8 or 9 of gestation.[6] The urogenital folds form the labia minora in females, or penile shaft in males. The labioscrotal swellings become the labia majora and mons pubis in females, or fuse to become the scrotum in males. Because the male and female parts develop from the same tissues, this makes them homologous (different versions of the same structure). Sexual differentiation is complete at around 12 weeks of gestation.[3][6]

[Carter]

Re: Official Bored at Work / Off-Topic Chat Thread II

Oh, girl. No. Stop. STOP. OH GOD.

(Not sure if NSFW?)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QUY5Haly-qI

I think that it is perfectly safe for work...but so many un-answered questions remain!

(I skipped the popcorn kernel guy - seen it before and it's still grim!)

[Yellow Mage]

Re: Official Bored at Work / Off-Topic Chat Thread II

It should be common knowledge that labia are tougher than testicles, anyway. One of those things can take a pounding.

[Aksannyi]

Re: Official Bored at Work / Off-Topic Chat Thread II

I still do.

Although, humorously enough, I do not have balls.

Erg. I'm fucking tired and clearly cannot read. You said "no one else."

I'm going to bed.

[Etra]

Re: Official Bored at Work / Off-Topic Chat Thread II

No one else seems to have the balls to click my links anymore.

My job here is done.

[Feba]

Re: Official Bored at Work / Off-Topic Chat Thread II

Saying she's my type would be an understatement

[Aksannyi]

Re: Official Bored at Work / Off-Topic Chat Thread II

Okay that was cool.

[Etra]

Re: Official Bored at Work / Off-Topic Chat Thread II

Oh, girl. No. Stop. STOP. OH GOD.

(Not sure if NSFW?)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QUY5Haly-qI

[Etra]

Re: Official Bored at Work / Off-Topic Chat Thread II

If anyone is playing Pokemon Shuffle... facebook me so we can send each other hearts. >.>

[Jarre]

Re: Official Bored at Work / Off-Topic Chat Thread II

Edinburgh festival this year. The Dave channels Funniest joke of the festival is....

"I decided to delte all my German friends from my phone. Now its Hans free.

[Etra]

Re: Official Bored at Work / Off-Topic Chat Thread II

NSFW?

http://www.elvisduran.com/media/play/the-funeral-home-request-22823314/

[Aksannyi]

Re: Official Bored at Work / Off-Topic Chat Thread II

I'll wait at least until next week to do that. It's amazing how many people drop out even after the first week of the semester. Campus is noisy and crowded. Damn freshmen.

[cidbahamut]

Re: Official Bored at Work / Off-Topic Chat Thread II

Find a couch, take a nap anyway.

[Aksannyi]

Re: Official Bored at Work / Off-Topic Chat Thread II

We have Urban Dictionary for these things!

Day 1 of the new semester and I have a five hour gap between classes, twice a week, for sixteen weeks. This already kind of sucks to be honest. If I lived closer, I'd go home and take a nap, but it's an hour drive each way so ... fuck that.