4 new Fighter Jobs confirmed. FFXIV has at least 20 jobs?

[BurningPanther]

Re: 4 new Fighter Jobs confirmed. FFXIV has at least 20 jobs?

...I think you guys are spending way too much time thinking about fat, hairy, greasy old men in thongs =(

It's the case that once it's been seen, it can't be unseen. Any vague reference to it will bring up the nightmare from your memory.

[Malacite]

Re: 4 new Fighter Jobs confirmed. FFXIV has at least 20 jobs?

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[Grizzlebeard]

Re: 4 new Fighter Jobs confirmed. FFXIV has at least 20 jobs?

Doing wonders for kleenex sales.

[Pwnagraphic]

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>.<

[Ziero]

Re: 4 new Fighter Jobs confirmed. FFXIV has at least 20 jobs?

...I think you guys are spending way too much time thinking about fat, hairy, greasy old men in thongs =(

[Pwnagraphic]

Re: 4 new Fighter Jobs confirmed. FFXIV has at least 20 jobs?

Compound the mental scarring by adding "fat," "hairy," and "greasy."

Sad part is, I already had all that in my head.

[TheGrandMom]

Re: 4 new Fighter Jobs confirmed. FFXIV has at least 20 jobs?

Compound the mental scarring by adding "fat," "hairy," and "greasy."

WTF....it wasn't so bad until I got to the "greasy" part....GDI...

[BurningPanther]

Re: 4 new Fighter Jobs confirmed. FFXIV has at least 20 jobs?

Here's the thing: despite how paradoxical it may seem, sometimes clothes can affect the viewer more than being naked.

For instance, I lose less brain cells if I see a naked man, than if I see an almost naked man with a bra and thong.

Now just replace "bra" and "thong" with "harness" and "subligar."

Compound the mental scarring by adding "fat," "hairy," and "greasy."

[Durahansolo]

Re: 4 new Fighter Jobs confirmed. FFXIV has at least 20 jobs?

Now just replace "bra" and "thong" with "harness" and "subligar."

TEH IMAGEZ WONT GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!! MAKE IT STOP!!

[Armando]

Re: 4 new Fighter Jobs confirmed. FFXIV has at least 20 jobs?

Also, the hotness of a woman can overcome the hideousness of a guy. How else can you explain Ron Jeromy's career

Here's the thing: despite how paradoxical it may seem, sometimes clothes can affect the viewer more than being naked.

For instance, I lose less brain cells if I see a naked man, than if I see an almost naked man with a bra and thong.

Now just replace "bra" and "thong" with "harness" and "subligar."

[Pwnagraphic]

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the bonus of seeing a female in a harness is undone every time you see a male in a harness.

lmfao!!

[Kailea]

Re: 4 new Fighter Jobs confirmed. FFXIV has at least 20 jobs?

Yeah, and they look fucking hot in thongs and bras too, that doesn't mean those should count as armor.

It's not even like you're winning out here, the bonus of seeing a female in a harness is undone every time you see a male in a harness.

*turns around and bumps into a Galka wearing a Subligar*

oh.....god..... *gets in the fetal position and cries*

[TheGrandMom]

Re: 4 new Fighter Jobs confirmed. FFXIV has at least 20 jobs?

Also, the hotness of a woman can overcome the hideousness of a guy. How else can you explain Ron Jeromy's career

[Ziero]

Re: 4 new Fighter Jobs confirmed. FFXIV has at least 20 jobs?

I'm just sayin it doesn't have to be totally removed from the game, just toned down a bit in use. But now that we know the guy with the leopard spot coat is the cloth crafting class (hence his use of Needles) I'm not as concerned.

Also, the hotness of a woman can overcome the hideousness of a guy. How else can you explain Ron Jeromy's career

[Armando]

Re: 4 new Fighter Jobs confirmed. FFXIV has at least 20 jobs?

Well, to be fair, elf chicks and cat girls look really hot in that stuff.

Yeah, and they look fucking hot in thongs and bras too, that doesn't mean those should count as armor.

It's not even like you're winning out here, the bonus of seeing a female in a harness is undone every time you see a male in a harness.