4 new Fighter Jobs confirmed. FFXIV has at least 20 jobs?

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I was stung in the lip as a kid

Lol both you and your brother get stung in the lip.

I used to step on bumble bees barefoot when I was little. I never learned my lesson..

[Durahansolo]

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Everyone's got bee stories. That was my 1 of 2. The 2nd one actually was more of someone else, but I helped cause it. My friend who is deathly afraid of them has a lot lol. He was the one that landed the deadly finisher to the Hornet. There was actually a lot of animosity when he yelled "GRAAAH".

LMAO!!!

Speaking of Bee stories... About 2 months ago I was down in the basement minding my own business and a random bee flew out of a crevace in the wall and was trying to attack the light bulb near the basement steps. I'm seriously afraid of bees and have been ever since I was stung in the lip as a kid (another story lol.) Anyways when I heard the buzzing and saw the bee, I immediately jumped from my chair to my mom's computer chair. However, when I jumped onto the chair, the rollers on the chair slid and I fell to the ground on top of my 24 Season 7 Blu-Ray case, that I knocked onto the floor, cracking up the case really badly however the DVDs are still in perfect shape. Took me about 45 mins but I was able to corner and kill the bee via Flyswatter. About 25 mins later, his brother appears to avenge him by attacking that same light bulb . I swear I almost said "Its time to get these MF Bees out of this MF house!!!" The bee ended up flying on the other side of the room and disappeared. During all of this I'm playing FFXI while keeping my eyes on the wall, I even told one of my ls buddies that it was Stinging Sofie back for revenge. My dad keeps all of his suits and dress clothes in the basement, and eventually the bee resurfaced from one of his suits and decided to attack one of his hats. The bee landed on the hat and stayed there for a few mins, so I grabbed the nearest killer I could find..."ORANGE GLO!!!(Thanks Billy Mays)" After I grabbed the Orange Glo the bee had disappeared again, so I was like eff it. He then popped back up on the hat, so I ran at him full fledge spraying Orange Glo. Bee crawled away but didn't die. Ended up having to grab some Raid from my mom and spray the hat, bee fell to ground, I swatted him, bee to trash.

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Everyone's got bee stories. That was my 1 of 2. The 2nd one actually was more of someone else, but I helped cause it. My friend who is deathly afraid of them has a lot lol. He was the one that landed the deadly finisher to the Hornet. There was actually a lot of animosity when he yelled "GRAAAH".

[Durahansolo]

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Epic topic is epic. These Bee stories deserve their own thread .

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I was helping a friend of mine work putting up some lattice cover one day. Well I had to cut the lattice pieces so I was around the corner of the house in the driveway just cuttin' away. I stopped sawing when I heard this loud buzzing noise, so I turned around and out of the ground came this huge ass hornet. This thing was atleast 5 inches long and as thick or thicker than my finger. This thing turned right too me and came at me! Thanks to my cat like reflexes, I managed to grab a clipboard and right as it moved on for the kill WAM! I sent it flying across the driveway. The impact was loud too, like I hit a baseball. Anyway, at this point, I was screaming for my friend to come help me. I'm not afraid of bees, but at the time I thought this was some mutant wasp. Well it got back up and took off at me again so WAM! I sent it flying to the front door. It stopped moving.. THen finally.. my friend cames around the corner and I show him the hornet and tell him what happened. We walked over to it and watched it. It was trying to get back up and that's when my friend took the lattice piece in his hand hand goes "GRAAAH!!!" as he finished it off. Guts and shit flew on our faces kinda like how blood splatters on movies when they shoot someone.

I found out later from the homeowner that it was a Ground Hornet. I don't get scared easily, but that shit scared me.
Sorry for the offtopic post again, but I had to share that near death experience to the world. Wait till you hear about the time a Sugar Glider went psycho nuts on me and 2 friends.. That's a story for another time.

[Ziero]

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[nomedia="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WeMM4bxGsvk"]YouTube - Tommy Boy Bees Scene[/nomedia]

[Durahansolo]

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hornets

Reminds me of what happend to my older brother recently. We had been trying to get in touch with him at work and he wouldn't answer his phone, so finally we called his house and he had a story to tell lol. He was at a outside basketball court shooting hoops. There was also another guy out there shooting at a hoop, but he moved to a different court after a few mins, so my brother moved over to his court. He missed a shot that hit the backboard and he noticed some wasps near the hoop, so instead of him moving he figured he'd just shoot and try not to hit the backboard. Eventually he hit the backboard again and one random wasp flew out and gave him the glare of death and then went back to the hoop. Instead of him moving, he took another shot and in his words "That same wasp flew out and stared at me like 'Look I told you not to be shooting at the hoop!!!' then he made a beeline for my lip." The wasp stung him in his lip and it swole up so big that he was scared to go to work afraid of what his friends would say about his lip. He called his friend Leland who has been his best friend since forever and lives nearby him and Leland couldn't stop laughing at him .

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Best story I've heard in a while. Like could straight up be in a movie, its that great

[TheGrandMom]

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OFF TOPIC POST:

I remember traveling in the Rocky Mountains with my g/f and her b/f. We were out on a beautiful sunny day enjoying the twisting, winding roads. I had just passed them on the outside of the lane and was going around a corner. I heard a noise and tried to watch the road and glance back. I didn't have time to really look long so I thought what I saw was in my imagination. I checked my mirrors and knew I HAD seen it! My g/f was on the back of her b/f's motorcycle beating the hell out of him! He was swerving all over the road and these were NO roads to be swerving on! I saw a place to pull over so I did and they soon followed. They both flew off that bike so fast that he didn't even put the stand down. Then I saw them.....hornets and lots of them! All I could do was run away as he was ripping off his shirt and she was flailing her arms. (I'm severely allergic!) To this day I won't forget her beating the hell out of him as we were enjoying the ride!

As far as why they were attacking, we really don't know. At the hospital they suggested it was from the odor of his helmet. He had it cleaned right before we left on vacation and they think the smell of it attracted or angered the hornets. (They started attacking his face and trying to crawl under his helmet first and then into his clothes.)

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If you are a black hobo looking man.. and were in the west fort worth area right off 30 by Ridgmar mall, then yes it was you.

If it was on 360 it may have been me. I wasn't after a scorpion though.

ROFL

[Taskmage]

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If it was on 360 it may have been me. I wasn't after a scorpion though.

[Hantz]

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This reminds me of a couple weeks ago..

I was on the way to the gym and there was some random dude standing on the side of the road with his back facing oncoming traffic and he was reaching down into his pants.. So my friend and I turn to see wtf he was doing and I kid you not, he was up to his elbow digging into his crotch hole of his pants doing only God knows what. And this is a busy road in the middle of rush hour. That image was burned into my mind. Not as gross as a hairy fat greasy man, but still disturbing none the less.

Was this on I-20? Yeah, that was me. A scorpion had fallen from my sun-visor into me crotch.

[Durahansolo]

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While we're on the subject, that new Boost Mobile commercial is full of those men previously mentioned.

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ad3YmvtsLu4"]YouTube - Danica Patrick Commercial - Boost Mobile[/ame]

Found It! >.<

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This reminds me of a couple weeks ago..

I was on the way to the gym and there was some random dude standing on the side of the road with his back facing oncoming traffic and he was reaching down into his pants.. So my friend and I turn to see wtf he was doing and I kid you not, he was up to his elbow digging into his crotch hole of his pants doing only God knows what. And this is a busy road in the middle of rush hour. That image was burned into my mind. Not as gross as a hairy fat greasy man, but still disturbing none the less.

[Durahansolo]

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While we're on the subject, that new Boost Mobile commercial is full of those men previously mentioned.