[GM]Dave (Humor)

[Taodyn]

Re: [GM]Dave (Humor)

New updates up. The most recent (Customer Satisfaction) is my favourite so far.

[KamuroIshigami]

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Most of you would NEVER EVER understand how ESPECIALLY hilarious this is to me. If I didn't have any self control, I would have died laughing.

[Taskmage]

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You should put a warning up. This blog seems like a major threat to life.

The comments from people thinking you're a real GM are priceless. :3

[Intensity]

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THE PUNISHING

A few simple key strokes and Mr. Deggi has nearly doubled in level. And... oh what's this? Apparently (I have no idea how this happened), I am now controlling his actions.

Game on, bitches.

I hit the first guy, a Thief, so hard he DCs. Hopefully, he will rethink his playing practices over the smouldering remains of his modem.

[kazuri]

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loooooooooooooool this wins all

[Ridgual]

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WELLTHANKS A LOT!
I'm in study at school, and now i have the whole damn class staring at me waiting for another outburst of laughter. I tried to control it, but some of that is just simply hilarious.

more more more!

[Jei]

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Rather than actually read the GM calls, I just banned the first three people accused of infractions on the list. Then I banned the first three people who placed the GM calls. To save myself some time, I just teleported the rest straight to Mordion Gaol.

[GM]Dave>> Ok, guys. I've set you all to PvP. Last person standing gets to hp. Everyone else gets banned.

[GM]Dave>> Have a nice day.

... wow...

some of the comments he got was real serious lol

[Taodyn]

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The guy who tells me I was too lenient compared to Japanese GMs cracks me up everytime I read it.

[KamuroIshigami]

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For a wonderful and funny blog, you get the prize of a sticky in the Fan Works section.

[fastcart]

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People are still asking him serious GM questions in his comments. Why?

[Taskmage]

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I dunno, but if some people think botting might actually lead to suddenly being eviscerated by Fafnir several hundred times, I've got no problem with that.

/sigh If only he was a real GM.

[Taodyn]

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I have no idea.

The comments range from:
a) enjoy the blog
b) ask me real GM questions
c) start calling me a fraud and a fake

Honestly, I think the comments some people write are much funnier than my blog. They don't mean to be funny, but still.

I'm going to fan the flames a bit tonight. You know, push the doubters over the edge a bit more.

(Also, thanks for the sticky. I'm really honored)

Edit: And I have a title!

Next stop, world domination!

[Jei]

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you're starting to become a good-doing GM instead of a n00b GM now D:
ban more ppl go go.

[Taodyn]

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Random bannings on the way.

But you have to admit, it's damn satisfying thinking of a botter getting fed to a dragon.

Double Post Edited:
Sorry to post twice in a row, but I just posted a quick note for all the doubters.

If this doesn't start some funny flame comments, nothing will.

[fastcart]

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Lol. Nice title. Good job to whomever gave it to him.

Double Post Edited:
Lol! And the first comment is funnier than the post. You're right.