Cid's Notes: To be read in a drunken slur...

[Yygdrasil]

I figured it might benefit the group to have somewhere to post important information that they would rather not forget. Sometimes little details come across the "table" and it seems that Cid is the only one keeping track. So here it is! The online and universally accessible database of notes that you guys might deem important.

Can't remember the name of the ex paladin who runs that bar in that city? Why wait until Cid is online to ask him when you could just check the notes!? Oh that's right! His Name was Parshant! His wife's name was Ausma... and they run the Happy Beggar out of the Boneyard (ghetto) in Overlook. That's right!

[cidbahamut]

Re: Cid's Notes: To be read in a drunken slur...

I think I actually had all of that written down too. Well maybe not the ex-paladin part, but you've been known to omit details and the rest of us are admittedly pretty drunk.

Fuck, now I'm going to have to dig up my notes tonight and post them or something. You do realize this is going to ruin the myth that I've been taking good notes, right?

[DakAttack]

Re: Cid's Notes: To be read in a drunken slur...

This is your opportunity to re-write history!

[cidbahamut]

Re: Cid's Notes: To be read in a drunken slur...

But rewriting history takes effort and I'm lazy.

[cidbahamut]

Re: Cid's Notes: To be read in a drunken slur...

That's it, I'm going to ruin all the mystique. Yyg, this is your fault.

Session 1

---- Session 1 May 12, 2012 ----
Lands' Edge

Raymas Party 1

Town's Edge

horses

Mountains Run-away

Snowy mountain path

Oil expended, set bridge on fire
camped on a hole

Session 2

---- Session 2 May 26, 2012 ----
Cavern stream
spelunking

top side, half speed
blizzard, fortitude saves

kobolds in cave

First attack: crit threat, kobold almost dead (6)

another crit +SA, cut kobold in half + menacing stare

+4 AC T.D.

4 damage, claw/bite

acrobatics rescue girls from kobold sorcerer.

imploding kobold (perpetually tripped)

Kobold Loot
270 GP 350 SP
Short sword MW
Brass mug with jade inlets
Steel mirror

Session 3

---- Session 3 June 9, 2012 ----
Heading back to Town's Edge
interogating princess

other folks jealous of Duke of Ocean's Edge (trade power)

Duke has favor with king Daedelus, other lords jealous.

Back to Ocean's Edge

Parade to Duke

Reward: 2,000 G

more guard attacks on other bands

monsters in the north (logging a forest)

heading south to go after guards

Duke William Eldor (lawful)

Info king
Augustine Daedelus Wizard king 6'0" Ebony skin
Queen Sylvia short + charming

Supplies
oil x2
dagger x2
Masterwork manacles
shortbow
arrows(20)

heading south past plains towards southern desert

guy sprinting (black cloak)
"Get out of the way"

Balag Mor
Dungeon city underground, kinda
Balag Marsh

Cloak, escaped prisoner

purple guards vs Blue

blood sand

natural 20 Fire improvised tracking

West

Feral cat attacking
Lynx

shafts in the cat's ass

continue west

Tertullia port city
similar to huards that attacked us earlier

The Lusty Ogre bar

strongest root rum: Mind Eraser

Natural 20 diplomacy Firewind

Tertullia at odds with Ocean's Edge
vicious competition

Session 4

---- Session 4 June 23, 2012 ----
Turtullia

How are we going to find out who's behind the guard attacks

Halfling screaming for adventurers
Ganjee BlackStream
family been kidnapped
runs a magic item shop

dragged east Balag Moore
Blue-winged creatures

Cousin Netta studying necromancy
possibly behind it

cavern

blue creatures (psychic energy)

ballista made of limbs, gnoll (one-armed)

one-armed gnoll with battle axe is a beast!

God's symbol cavern, mushrooms

Cult of Torig

cultists at building by mushroom pit

Armando: "You cannot resist my magical Jesus Powers".

idiot retreats

torture room

Halfling in red (necromancer)

throwing dagger expended: 1

removed hand of necromancer (Morganna Blackmarsh)
recover captives

"The Hand" - the gnoll

myconolids

Blue boulder - Morganna

Session 5

found it

---- Session 5 June 30, 2012 ----
late due to power outage

20 while absent (listen check)

upstairs greenhouse

Greensbane wards plants off

vegetable thuds

myconolids = good

boulder of evil

mushroom siege ladder

myconolids taking evil boulder away

disolving stone

investigate The Hand's private quarters

hands w/weapons

magical rod
magical mace +1 heavy mace, Tuum Manus bonus vs grapple

magical rod - Immovable Rod, button to activate. MINE!

Hand of Glory (Hand of The Hand)

return to town

Halfling shop (in Tertullia)

reward + discount +250G to party

Boots of Silent Footfall
Ring of Feather Fall
Ring of Protection +1
Ring of Climbing
Ring of Counterspell

Session 6

---- Session 6 July 7, 2012 ----
Back in Turtullia
Lusty Ogre

Half elf crashing through the floor
Andy - wandering monk

Sending messenger pigeons to Ocean's Edge guard captain (didn't have a chance to follow through)

Guards looking for the party
whole bar looking at our party

slip out the back while party greets the guards

Tertullia guards have had their own people go missing

Following party to SE continent at a distance (toward Ocean's Edge party corpses)

Henry Longstride = guard captain

Bodies are those of Turtullia guards

Possibly the Thieves' Guild?

Elves are from the southern continent

two guards accompanying the party w/orders to bring them in after 48 hours

heading after bandit camp in the mountains

burnt bridge is now repaired
searching for bandits

snow-storm in the woods. Very weird
magical storm

stealth bonus for hiding from guards
north to source of magic

Huge tower (ice)
devil statues
door obstructed by ice

stone devils coming to life and attacking

hiding in the snowstorm during the battle

Armando hugging the gargoyle

victory music via Firewind

ice tower
cloth + metal brittle (frozen)

detected by Andy...

frozen kitchen
glyph on the floor (transport)

teleports elsewhere (upper floor of tower)

trapped desk
Adam accidentally the desk

books(burnt now)
Karsus forge pact w/demigod
ridiculous fairies in the woods
Asmodeus - dunno
evil god of the realm?

more transport (top of tower) prism room
Saphire powering the winter storm (has runes)
walls + ceiling are ice

crossbow + rope to observe runes on saphire
Saphire trapped, white furred monster 20 ft tall
"The Spirit of Winter"

DM bullshitted me into the fight

guards cowering in corner
saphire exuded ice damage

walls melting after beast defeat

fairy inside the gem
captured by wizard of the tower (30 years ago)
Wizard evoked power of demigod Kartos
elemental plane of ice, saphire = portal

guards died to frost

storm gone
on exiting
Steel dragon shows up
staircase?
Tiefling greets the party
buildings on dragon
Tricorner hat
Fly "So I hear you like helping fairies"
'I run the inn'

Railroading!

Jaggerbad = Dragon
The Inn
Jaggerbad Skyhouse

Lord Orin's court (we're a guest)

staff = wooden soldiers

These are all pretty much verbatim transcripts of my hand scribbled notes.

[Firewind]

Re: Cid's Notes: To be read in a drunken slur...

I remember when Adam accidentally the desk. It knocked my character down to something like -7 to -9HP.

[cidbahamut]

Re: Cid's Notes: To be read in a drunken slur...

Session 7

---- Session 7 July 12, 2012 ----

On our way to Lord Oran's court
Yaggerbad Sky Tavern

Talking to Fly about Lord Oran
"The Green Lord" - Nature Lord
Looks like an elf
member of the Court of Stars
We're goint to jump dimensions!

explanation of the planes
- existence
- Feywild (good, Lord Oran) magic

Yaggerbad can jump dimensions

- Shadowfell (bad), magic
- Elemental Chaos
- Realm of Dreams - dreamscape influences

Wars on plane of existence
celestial sphere - governed by the gods themselves
God Wall - sphere of gods' influence
Astral Void - beyond the God Wall

Gateways between planes exist
gems - key?

Fly - contracted

Landing
Trees/Green everywhere
city square

Lord Oran 8 feet tall
Elves & Faeries, also some gnomes
He's a punster. Also eccentric (probably a hippy)
Mansion
Leader & commander of Feywilds (Fly disagrees quietly)
Invasion of plane of existence we need to stop (shadowfell)

hobgoblins to attack village w/faeries
other adventurers may have died.
Western continent - Rivenroar
Hobgoblins in a castle
Hobgoblin thinks he's the second coming of a goblin army
Whistle song (draconic) - Yaggerbad summons
...and then he wanders off (Lord Oran)

Alchemy and magic in heavy supply here
barter system rather than money
Alchemist's shop, level 1-4 arcane spells (bottled)
complimentary potion
Black Tentacles, appropriate + grappling rules to aggravate Yyg.

Yaggerbad returns (his own landing pad)

Other folks in the skyhouse.
- elven man, tattoos, sais
- lizard, tattoos, bodyguards

Fly briefing Mezlo
Hobgoblins in Rivenroar
"Sin roof" - leader (hobgoblin) (Sinruth, I misheard the name)
Red Hand of Doom - old army
Sinruth's Hand
allying w/gnomes
underground exploits, undead
Prisoners taken from Brindal
50 hobgobs + gnomes

Forest near Brindal
western continent: Umbra(?)

Brindal pop: ~5,000
new construction
cooper livestock
tailor
etc

undead guardians

signs of attacks (explosions)

Mezlo now has pants

Go to the tavern, as usual
Barb and Bristle

3 rabble rousers

last invasion a week ago.
guards scared shitless.
Beasts the size of ogres pulling the cart

stealing artifacts
Armor & Shield taken

Hobgoblins attack us
busted down the door

Jarre listening in

chop hobgoblin in half

hobgoblin killed himself
+ hobgoblin sword (disarmed)

Ogre pulling cart (barrel of gunpowder)
+ hobgoblins w/bows

Ignite TNT (mezlo spell) -> explosion

Session 8

---- Session 8 July 28, 2012 ----
City of Brindal
Hobgoblin: Sinruth
Jarre magically now part of the party

town is on fire, hobgoblins defeated

town guard approaches
Efram Troyas - lead councilman
owes us a favor
town hall - guard whispers to Efram
"we caught a hobgoblin"
interrogating hobgoblin
Armando intimidates hobgoblin
Morik - member of Red Hand of Doom
Base - NW over lakes Castle Rivenroar
Lying about strength of army
Private chamber of Efram Troy
Reconnaissance job
armor & guantlet stolen

Traveling toward Rivenroar Castle
8 hours of travel
Castle in open field
paths in/out of castle

checking front door for traps

hobgoblins in the first room (also goblins)

grooves in floor for moving braziers

head east
up stairs, glowing runes all over the floor
"Von Jelak", Tomb of

Needlefang drakes surrounding the glyphs (swarms)

east: shrine + obelisk
gnome + were rats (don't think they were actually were-rats, probably normal or dire)

Session 9

---- Session 9 August 25, 2012 ----
Armando's magic bubbles (from his beard)

gnome + rats

Armando - rat punching
fighting over who gets the key

obelisk - broken shields + artifact sword
goblin writing about diety

lower level - mushrooms
cieling - 30 ft tall, carved from earth itself

some magic glow (circle)
disable device (chalk)
lots of prisoners apparently
Zyrixa - complaining
Natural 20 hug check
slumber spores - coma inducing

Hobgoblin camp

bubbling noises
Swamp castle picture/painting
fiery bed rolls, gelatinus cube
blob on runes
blob slain

Session 10

---- Session 10 September 8, 2012 ----
In Castle Rivenroar
Purple gelatinous ooze bits all over the walls
picture on wall of Rivenroar.
Jarre + Lili taking pic

Jail cell room

Fiery creatures (reptilian)

SneakA: 19 damage
burning door

Invisible Gnomes!
Gome + _____ (Lome?) named by Adam

Immovable Rod & manacles = gnome prisoner
Jarre trying to pick gnome's pocket

interogation of the gnome (freaked Yyg out)
gnome in the bag (leading to Sinruth's office)

to the basement
Sacrophagus room, hobgoblin(dark red) (spiked chain +2)
Sinruth's room

undead hobgoblin skeletons

Jarre slices Sinruth in half

Sinruth: letter - attacks more widespread than just the Red Hand?

Hall of Great Valor in Brindol = target(+ artifacts)
timetable = full moon

The Emissary

Oh yeah, and Mezlo killed Adam's character in cold blood and rage quit the session. Should definitely make a note of that.

Session 11

---- Session 11 September 22, 2012 ----
Rivenroar Castle
Emissary Letter
-> Well educated goblin from the west
^-- Esoteric Scholar

leave castle - let gnome go
back to Brindol

Meet with Councilman Highcoor (reward)

Mezlo cries (loss of party member)

Borden's Watch, Stonehelm(stoneholm?) mountains (west)
-> goblin army on the march

Stoneholm - Dwarven capitol.

head back to Lord Oran's court to report in.

No one else in the Sky House.

5 sessions from now - learn draconic from Lili.

arrive in Lord Oran's court

"One of you did die, glorious" -Lord Oran

guards surround Jarre, then dismissed

Emissary - from the Shadowfell

Major flaw in the wall (dwarves)
aqueduct = weakness in the wall

Craftsman at Lord Oran's service making new items for us.
(fire bolts, +2 greatsword, masterwork studded leather, guisarme augmented, longbow augmented)

NAW - "Flame On" Robe power word
Fire orbs to hurl
Flaming Action Wizard

Split Adam's belongings

Selling Saphire(inscribed)
1800gp

Selling spiked chain

Mask of Second Chances - luchador mask for Armando
- Royal blue, reroll one roll

weapon shop
Skip-Rock Dagger (+1 dagger, Ricochet + return 3/day)

Get upgrade gear from Oran's craftsmen

back on Jaggerbad

Overlook(dwarven city)
Borden's Watch (wall) (Stoneholm mountains)

Lots of adventurers + dwarven guards
"High Hall"
5 elders beards to feet
2 female, 2 old, one young
^-- red hair?
"Free Riders, Far Striders" - arrogant (adventuring parties)

young dwarf - Elder Cadric
goblins from the west
Duric Forgeheart leading...something
tunnels - Far Striders
evacuate priests
We're Dragon Riders (Mezlo's impromptu name for our adventuring party)s

Edgar Summerfield - Far Striders
^-- irritated by us volunteering to help monastery
1000gp each (promised)
Monastery - north along walls of Borden's Watch

monastery - smokey
goblinoids camping out + eating people in the courtyard

my new armor is shit
new armor did not block a single attack

Session 12

---- Session 12 October 21, 2012 ----
Controlling Lili this session

"barrel of arrows"
@ monastery

goblins 3+
"open the door w/Jarre"
entering monastery
cracked anvil altar

she-goblin on the altar (witch doctor)

attempted to shove goblin over edge, failed but still sneak damage

Mezlo aims for goblin's butt

shit on altar

Altar stairs(hidden)

Session 13

---- Session 13 October 27, 2012 ----
monastery
under altar, tunnels

big room, great hall carnage dwarves

fuckton of goblins

Huge Armando
First fireball, worst fireball ever
disarm goblin(axe)
suplex goblin warlord (Armando)
cutting bow strings

goblin necklace(?)
warlord = prisoner (+ witch doctor)

immovable rod @ main room for goblin prisoners

Goblin ambush (Brute)

glowing orb, goblin grinning
(Fireball)

Session 14

---- Session 14 November 11, 2012 ----
After fireball

flaming sphere in hallway on goblin wizard
arcane failure 50% (missile
Armando "hugging" goblin
Jarre crits, chop goblin in half (while grappled by Armando)

Mezlo crit-failed and killed Lili by shooting her in the back
Charge Mezlo, tripped by Armando
Pick up Lili's body (Jarre)
Dwarf screams
Jarre -> Overlook w/Lili's corpse
goblins + fire + dwarf being beaten (Kalad)
snatch + grab (w/ghost sound) + smokestick
Og (goblin)
Mezlo ghost sound shenanigans
Og throws sword stuck in stone
escape retrieve rod + prisoners

Back to Overlook
Report to Elders (w/Kalad)
(have war-axe + Og's sword)
Jarre sees to Lili's resurrection (3 hours)
Jarre napping during
Other 3 -> great hall
Elder Cadric
Kalad - "secured...the brink...aquaducts...no longer invadable".
"one of the members survived"
hand over prisoners for questioning
go back to inn + come back in the morning
rest @ inn
Lili resurrected
All in great hall
Jarre very polite regarding rez
Fire was result of blocking tunnels
Kalad wants to seal final tunnel.
"The caverns" old volcanoes (sulfur)
structural integrity dangers w/closing
Kalad - Paladin w/hammer "Hammerdin"
hair to heels braid, bald(mostly)
Kalad - played by Yyg + in the party
Sealing tunnels w/dynamite
Kalad + Mezlo sexists assholes

headed south to sulfur vents
campsite 5 horses empty feedbags
fire smothered, foot prints towards caverns, all in
stealthing ahead w/natural 20

Everything else is still on paper.

[Mezlo]

Re: Cid's Notes: To be read in a drunken slur...

so far the best note is:

"DM bullshitted me into the fight"

- - - Updated - - -

"Mezlo now has pants"

- - - Updated - - -

"Oh yeah, and Mezlo killed Adam's character in cold blood and rage quit the session. Should definitely make a note of that." You obviously missed the point...

- - - Updated - - -

"Mezlo cries (loss of party member)" Ummm... Mezlo has never cried, so hmm... WTF?!?!?

- - - Updated - - -

"Flaming Action Wizard"

- - - Updated - - -

"We're Dragon Riders (Mezlo's impromptu name for our adventuring party)s" And this is a bad ass name we need to continue to support.

- - - Updated - - -

"my new armor is shit
new armor did not block a single attack" LOL, user error. Blame the user not the equipment.

- - - Updated - - -

"Mezlo aims for goblin's butt" Weird to note that... but whatever floats yer boat

- - - Updated - - -

"First fireball, worst fireball ever" lolololololol

- - - Updated - - -

"Mezlo crit-failed and killed Lili by shooting her in the back
Charge Mezlo, tripped by Armando" You're lukcy Armando tripped you or I would've killed you in self defense. I think you had 1 or 2 hp, and I activated my flaming cloak. PLus there probably would've been a self defense invoked force missle to great you...

- - - Updated - - -

"Kalad + Mezlo sexists assholes" lololololololololol

- - - Updated - - -

I am concerned though that Cid refers to me as my forum name and not my character name... Mezlo is not sexist, the EAW might be though...

[cidbahamut]

Re: Cid's Notes: To be read in a drunken slur...

You definitely made a point of trying to be all weepy for Lord Oran. I mean really, it's right there in my notes.

[Mezlo]

Re: Cid's Notes: To be read in a drunken slur...

I don't recall. What was I weeping over with Lord Oran? What were the circumstances?

- - - Updated - - -

Because of the loss of a party member? I'm the EAW... I don't cry over that, your notes are obviously wrong. My character aside, I would never play a character crying... This was a made up hyperbole. I might have said, "It's a shame she died..." but that's as weepy as the EAW would get.

[cidbahamut]

Re: Cid's Notes: To be read in a drunken slur...

It was after we got back from the outing where you killed Adam's character. I think you were trying to show remorse or something.

[Mezlo]

Re: Cid's Notes: To be read in a drunken slur...

I call BS.

[cidbahamut]

Re: Cid's Notes: To be read in a drunken slur...

Well let's see your notes then.

I'm a regular Herodotus over here.

[Mezlo]

Re: Cid's Notes: To be read in a drunken slur...

Well let's see your notes then.

I'm a regular Herodotus over here.

Fine, here are my notes.

1. KILL ADAM
2. KILL LILY
3. KILL VINCE
4. KILL JARRE
5. HAVE BEERS WITH ARMANDO

~EAW


See! No crying anywhere!

[Firewind]

Re: Cid's Notes: To be read in a drunken slur...

I should really type up my notes from the last session.