Re: Video games and exercise
1/2 gallon cups.... some of us are adult enough to slowly kill our livers with alcohol or rot our lungs out with tobacco, I guess the weaker of the species needed to get in on the fun by blowing out their kidneys.
This really saddens me. I miss the good old days when gamers were easily identified by our huge manly thumbs. What's all this using my legs, arms, waist and shit? When am I ever going to need these muscles? Pop one big pillow on the floor so your butt doesn't fall asleep, load up the next cartridge, and play til the only useful muscles cramp up too bad to push the buttons on the controller anymore. If I need to get out of the basement that bad, I'll use my giant thumbs to text message for help.
1/2 gallon cups.... some of us are adult enough to slowly kill our livers with alcohol or rot our lungs out with tobacco, I guess the weaker of the species needed to get in on the fun by blowing out their kidneys.
This really saddens me. I miss the good old days when gamers were easily identified by our huge manly thumbs. What's all this using my legs, arms, waist and shit? When am I ever going to need these muscles? Pop one big pillow on the floor so your butt doesn't fall asleep, load up the next cartridge, and play til the only useful muscles cramp up too bad to push the buttons on the controller anymore. If I need to get out of the basement that bad, I'll use my giant thumbs to text message for help.






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