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    Clips: First Duke Nukem Forever Gameplay Video

    Skip the slider ahead to 4:20 or so, trust me, you do not want to sit through the rest of it.


    Also, by the looks of that footage, color me completely unimpressed.

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    Re: Duke Nukem Forever gameplay footage

    I'm unimpressed too, but maybe that's just my natural mehversion to first-person shooters.

    Still, few people can truthfully claim that they played DNF . . .
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    • #3
      Re: Duke Nukem Forever gameplay footage

      The footage was unimpressive. Little snippets here and there of some action.... and after all these years I guess its just hard to get excited.
      Originally posted by Feba
      But I mean I do not mind a good looking man so long as I do not have to view his penis.
      Originally posted by Taskmage
      God I hate my periods. You think passing a clot through a vagina is bad? Try it with a penis.
      Originally posted by DakAttack
      ...I'm shitting dicks out of my eyeballs in excitement for the next bestgreating game of all time ever.

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      • #4
        Re: Duke Nukem Forever gameplay footage

        Well I mean, over a decade, and what do they come up with? "Point at the enemy, then click to shoot it.".

        Uh, thanks?

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        • #5
          Re: Duke Nukem Forever gameplay footage

          This is clearly a lie.

          Everyone knows DNF will only release once man has learned the secret of turning lead into gold.

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          • #6
            Re: Duke Nukem Forever gameplay footage

            I'm pretty sure I read once that it's technically possible to turn lead into gold, it's just incredibly infeasible (read: expensive as hell)

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            • #7
              Re: Duke Nukem Forever gameplay footage

              Originally posted by Feba View Post
              Well I mean, over a decade, and what do they come up with? "Point at the enemy, then click to shoot it.".

              Uh, thanks?
              What the hell are you expecting? It's a shooter.

              It looked like you could boot enemies without having to switch your weapon, which would be nice.

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              • #8
                Re: Duke Nukem Forever gameplay footage

                Originally posted by DakAttack View Post
                What the hell are you expecting?
                I don't know. After being in development for over ten YEARS? Maybe some creativity would be nice.

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                • #9
                  Re: Duke Nukem Forever gameplay footage

                  Yeah, looked like Metroid Prime meets Quake... Not bad, but I guess since Duke Nukem has been so similar to games like Doom that it doesn't surprise me. Looks nice, but I agree that after 10 years of development you would think something revolutionary would be presented.
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                  • #10
                    Re: Duke Nukem Forever gameplay footage

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                    • #11
                      Re: Duke Nukem Forever gameplay footage

                      Originally posted by Grizzlebeard View Post

                      Everyone knows DNF will only release once man has learned the secret of turning lead into gold.
                      *snickers*
                      Originally posted by Feba
                      But I mean I do not mind a good looking man so long as I do not have to view his penis.
                      Originally posted by Taskmage
                      God I hate my periods. You think passing a clot through a vagina is bad? Try it with a penis.
                      Originally posted by DakAttack
                      ...I'm shitting dicks out of my eyeballs in excitement for the next bestgreating game of all time ever.

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                      • #12
                        Re: Duke Nukem Forever gameplay footage

                        I absolutely love the first line of the article...

                        3D Realms: 'Several hours' of Duke Nukem Forever sort of done - Joystiq

                        "Is that the sound of Satan sharpening his skates? According to a new interview with Team Xbox, 3D Realms boss George Broussard implies that – dare we say? – development of Duke Nukem Forever is going along swimmingly. You know, just like it has been since ... 1998.

                        All most kidding aside, Broussard tells the site that the developer has "several hours of fairly polished game to play," and that, "It's fun, it's in focus, we know what bits are fun and which are not, and it's just a matter of time now." But clearly, time moves a little slower in 3D Realms', er ... realm. Given that the company has already denied reports that it's coming this year, we'll have to make due with Duke Nuken 3D on XBLA "sometime in September." Of 2008. Really. Promise.
                        "
                        Originally posted by Feba
                        But I mean I do not mind a good looking man so long as I do not have to view his penis.
                        Originally posted by Taskmage
                        God I hate my periods. You think passing a clot through a vagina is bad? Try it with a penis.
                        Originally posted by DakAttack
                        ...I'm shitting dicks out of my eyeballs in excitement for the next bestgreating game of all time ever.

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                        • #13
                          Re: Duke Nukem Forever gameplay footage

                          Necroing a DNF thread? That's like some weird Escher shit going on.
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                          • #14
                            Re: Duke Nukem Forever gameplay footage

                            DNF is necro.
                            Originally posted by Feba
                            But I mean I do not mind a good looking man so long as I do not have to view his penis.
                            Originally posted by Taskmage
                            God I hate my periods. You think passing a clot through a vagina is bad? Try it with a penis.
                            Originally posted by DakAttack
                            ...I'm shitting dicks out of my eyeballs in excitement for the next bestgreating game of all time ever.

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                            • #15
                              Re: Duke Nukem Forever gameplay footage

                              Not impressed.

                              10+ years in development and this is it? What were they doing for 9 of those years? /think
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