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  • Murphie
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    Re: Why do you humorously reckon the FF characters have such big weapons?

    But you acknowledge that people do say it, right?

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  • Omgwtfbbqkitten
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    Raised in the south here.

    "Reckon" has never never stuck with me.

    "Ya'll," on the other hand, is hard to shake.

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  • Mhurron
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    Ya'll need to learn you some good talkin'.

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  • hongman
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    I say reckon in RL as part of my everyday vocabulary. Sound like its common in parts of US, even more common in UK.

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  • bikkebakke
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    Originally posted by Mhurron View Post
    OP could just be a southerner.

    Ya reckon?

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  • Mhurron
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    Originally posted by Omgwtfbbqkitten View Post
    "Reckon?"
    WTF are you, Cid?
    OP could just be a southerner.

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  • Murphie
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    I dunno. Killing someone with a ball point pen is kind of badass.

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  • Hantz
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    Originally posted by Murphie View Post
    They have over sized weapons because it's fantasy and fantasy is all about exaggeration.
    Reminds me of the sense of disappointment I felt as a child watching "Peter Pan," seeing the titular character fight off pirates with an effing letter opener. Small weapons just don't seem right in a work of fiction.

    Joe Pesci killing a guy with a ball-point pen in "Casino?" Same awkward feeling.

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  • Murphie
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    Lots of people still say "reckon" these days. It's a perfectly suitable word.

    They have over sized weapons because it's fantasy and fantasy is all about exaggeration.

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  • Hantz
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    Mog was just being coy.

    It's for the same reason as the guy who drives the giant raised-up truck: TINY genitals. I think they get one pixel or something. I know if all I had was an itty-bitty fuzzy cube, I'd probably want to hurt people with a 20ft. sword as well.

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  • Slip
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    Why do Final Fantasy characters have ginormous weapons? Because they are men of ACTION! And women of ACTION! (Let's not forget Yuffies absurdly large shuriken).

    Yes they are, Action Figures!

    See the physics of the world work a lot better if you assume that the characters are all about the size of a action toy. Cloud's not jumping 500 stories in Advent Children, it's really about 3 feet, no more than you're average grasshopper can do.

    Yes the weapons are huge, they have to be or they'll present a choking hazard to children under the age of 3 yrs.

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  • Anaki
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    other then like sephiroth and cloud no other ff character comes to mind that was a oversized weapon o.O

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  • Gobo
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    Originally posted by Mog View Post
    Because they're compensating for something else.
    That was my first thought when I saw this thread title.

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  • Nandito
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    Originally posted by Mog View Post
    Because they're compensating for something else.
    Ouch... poor Cloud.

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  • Mog
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    Re: Why do you humorously reckon the FF characters have such big weapons?

    Originally posted by GBaxter View Post
    Why do you (preferably humorously) reckon that the characters in the Final Fantasy games have such big sized weapons ?
    Because they're compensating for something else.

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