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  • #16
    Re: Some pants TGM just HAS to get ... WINK WINK.

    The sad thing is, I think the ORYL might be a man...
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    • #17
      Re: Some pants TGM just HAS to get ... WINK WINK.

      I was thinking the same thing, though it could very well be an SNL's Pat-like entity.
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      • #18
        Re: Some pants TGM just HAS to get ... WINK WINK.

        Ya I knew you were teasing. ^^ I did enjoy it though because the first thing I said when I saw it was "OMG Do NOT show this to my daughter cause she'll buy a pair!!" I can just see her fat rear end squeezed into a pair 3 sizes too small with her stomach sticking out over the top in her too short and tight shirt. *shudders at the image*
        Originally posted by Feba
        But I mean I do not mind a good looking man so long as I do not have to view his penis.
        Originally posted by Taskmage
        God I hate my periods. You think passing a clot through a vagina is bad? Try it with a penis.
        Originally posted by DakAttack
        ...I'm shitting dicks out of my eyeballs in excitement for the next bestgreating game of all time ever.

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        • #19
          Re: Some pants TGM just HAS to get ... WINK WINK.

          Roflmfao!!!
          A mans strength isn't measured by the size of his muscle, but by the size of his heart.

          it's better to be a smart ass than a dumb ass.

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          • #20
            Re: Some pants TGM just HAS to get ... WINK WINK.

            Originally posted by TheGrandMom View Post
            stomach sticking out over the top
            That's called a muffin.

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            • #21
              Re: Some pants TGM just HAS to get ... WINK WINK.

              Ewww it actually has a name??? It's one of my pet peeves with her. I will not go out in public with her unless she has a proper shirt on that covers her. No wonder I'm not particularly fond of muffins....
              Originally posted by Feba
              But I mean I do not mind a good looking man so long as I do not have to view his penis.
              Originally posted by Taskmage
              God I hate my periods. You think passing a clot through a vagina is bad? Try it with a penis.
              Originally posted by DakAttack
              ...I'm shitting dicks out of my eyeballs in excitement for the next bestgreating game of all time ever.

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              • #22
                Re: Some pants TGM just HAS to get ... WINK WINK.

                Originally posted by TheGrandMom View Post
                Ewww it actually has a name???
                Lol you can't be that old? You'vve heard of cottage cheese legs too, right?
                A mans strength isn't measured by the size of his muscle, but by the size of his heart.

                it's better to be a smart ass than a dumb ass.

                R.I.P. Dura's Moms Hard Drive. 2002-2009 Gone, but not forgotten.

                Your family must havehad a hen farm growin', up cause you sure know how to raise a cock

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                • #23
                  Re: Some pants TGM just HAS to get ... WINK WINK.

                  Nope, didn't know it had a name. LOL I guess I am THAT old! And yes I have heard the term cottage cheese for cellulite, I think of it every time I go to eat some...
                  Originally posted by Feba
                  But I mean I do not mind a good looking man so long as I do not have to view his penis.
                  Originally posted by Taskmage
                  God I hate my periods. You think passing a clot through a vagina is bad? Try it with a penis.
                  Originally posted by DakAttack
                  ...I'm shitting dicks out of my eyeballs in excitement for the next bestgreating game of all time ever.

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                  • #24
                    Re: Some pants TGM just HAS to get ... WINK WINK.

                    Yeah. I bet you picture the cellulite jiggling as they walk with their super tight short shorts that ride up their crack.
                    A mans strength isn't measured by the size of his muscle, but by the size of his heart.

                    it's better to be a smart ass than a dumb ass.

                    R.I.P. Dura's Moms Hard Drive. 2002-2009 Gone, but not forgotten.

                    Your family must havehad a hen farm growin', up cause you sure know how to raise a cock

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                    • #25
                      Re: Some pants TGM just HAS to get ... WINK WINK.

                      Ya, I've seen that before. It's called MY DAUGHTER. /sigh
                      Originally posted by Feba
                      But I mean I do not mind a good looking man so long as I do not have to view his penis.
                      Originally posted by Taskmage
                      God I hate my periods. You think passing a clot through a vagina is bad? Try it with a penis.
                      Originally posted by DakAttack
                      ...I'm shitting dicks out of my eyeballs in excitement for the next bestgreating game of all time ever.

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                      • #26
                        Re: Some pants TGM just HAS to get ... WINK WINK.

                        TGM, I might have suggest this before, but have you considered an extremely-late-term abortion?

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