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    An interesting article today in our local rag about the credit crunch and the increase in sales of condoms and lubricants as more and more people save the pennies and stay in..

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    DOES CREDIT CRUNCH LEAD TO A ROMANTIC SQUEEZE?

    23 July 2008

    While new national figures show that those feeling the credit crunch pinch are turning to romance, Lincolnshire folk seem to be finding other ways to pass the time.

    According to sales figures at Superdrug stores, people are buying up condoms faster than you can say, 'Let's make hay.'

    Sales are up by 15 per cent on this time last year and lubricants are selling faster than ever at 5,000 per week.


    Superdrug thinks it is thanks to the economic downturn, with rises in fuel, food and mortgage bills resulting in a distinct lack of disposable income.

    The company's director of health Simon Comins said it had created a condom sales chart.

    Superdrug expects it to rise while the going is bad and droop when the economy is on the mend.

    But as the credit crunch bites, people in Lincolnshire do not seem to be turning to 'afternoon delight'.

    Angela Firmstone, of FP Watson Ltd, a pharmacists in Lincoln's Bailgate, said: "I don't recall our sales being up with those products but I think people may go to the bigger stores for things like that.

    "I can understand it, though, and I'll be looking out for if there is an increase now."

    Elizabeth Pinnion, pharmacist at Bardney Pharmacy, near Lincoln, said: "I have not seen that happening here. There are a lot of young couples and older people here and it's very family-orientated.

    "I have noticed other things such as people spending less in town and older people using their bus passes more because of the increase in fuel prices."

    And Lincolnshire Co-op's head of pharmacy Alastair Farquhar said he had not seen a huge increase in such sales.

    "We've got a network of 35 pharmacies all staffed with dedicated pharmacists, dispensing staff and technicians who deal with a huge range of issues including sexual health advice," he said.

    "If there had been a significant increase in Lincolnshire, it is something that they would have picked up, but perhaps it is a gradual trend which will be identified more obviously at a later date."

    Although a 'baby boom' is something which traditionally happens during a time of economic growth, the current climate could result in some pharmacists noticing an increase in sales of pregnancy testing devices.

    And with energy prices expected to rise a further 60 per cent, getting up close and personal might soon be the cheapest way to keep warm.
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    So what are your thoughts?


  • #2
    Re: The credit crunch - does tightening the pennies mean more romance time?

    A vasectomy is probably cheaper, in the long run.

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    • #3
      Re: The credit crunch - does tightening the pennies mean more romance time?

      Ouch!

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      • #4
        Re: The credit crunch - does tightening the pennies mean more romance time?

        Depends on how many condoms you buy. If the increase in sales really is for married couples, two packs a year is probably competitively priced.
        Ellipses on Fenrir
        There is no rush. If you're not willing to take your time, don't be surprised when no one wants to give you much of theirs.
        ,
        . . .

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        • #5
          Re: The credit crunch - does tightening the pennies mean more romance time?

          Oddly enough, the porn industry stands strong >.>


          Horny little bunch.

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          • #6
            Re: The credit crunch - does tightening the pennies mean more romance time?

            Just use the rhythm method.
            Last edited by DakAttack; 07-23-2008, 07:37 AM.

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            • #7
              Re: The credit crunch - does tightening the pennies mean more romance time?

              Impossible, theres not a heard of elephants that will pull my arse in the opposite direction when the time cums.

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              • #8
                Re: The credit crunch - does tightening the pennies mean more romance time?

                Originally posted by Jarre View Post
                Impossible, theres not a heard of elephants that will pull my arse in the opposite direction when the time cums.
                lolwut?

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                • #9
                  Re: The credit crunch - does tightening the pennies mean more romance time?

                  Originally posted by Jarre View Post
                  Impossible, theres not a heard of elephants that will pull my arse in the opposite direction when the time cums.

                  qft

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                  • #10
                    Re: The credit crunch - does tightening the pennies mean more romance time?

                    I think you guys are referring to the pull-out method. Rhythm is different and involves the woman's natural cycle.

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                    • #11
                      Re: The credit crunch - does tightening the pennies mean more romance time?

                      Thats only if its planned Dak, you have to factor in the headaches, I'm not feeling to good, I'm tired, lets concentrate on foreplay, oh sex and the city is on etc. into the equation....

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                      • #12
                        Re: The credit crunch - does tightening the pennies mean more romance time?

                        Originally posted by DakAttack View Post
                        I think you guys are referring to the pull-out method. Rhythm is different and involves the woman's natural cycle.

                        pullout yes. - horrible.

                        never heard the cycle described as rhythym though - either way.. it'd not work for us. We're fertile myrtles over here. Wife and i tried for a 2nd child.. she was pregnant after the first week.

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                        • #13
                          Re: The credit crunch - does tightening the pennies mean more romance time?

                          Oh....

                          ..........good....

                          ............................lord...........

                          /em slowly backs out of the thread.....
                          Originally posted by Feba
                          But I mean I do not mind a good looking man so long as I do not have to view his penis.
                          Originally posted by Taskmage
                          God I hate my periods. You think passing a clot through a vagina is bad? Try it with a penis.
                          Originally posted by DakAttack
                          ...I'm shitting dicks out of my eyeballs in excitement for the next bestgreating game of all time ever.

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                          • #14
                            Re: The credit crunch - does tightening the pennies mean more romance time?

                            Please don't leave TGM, these guys could use a female point of view.

                            Supposedly one week before and one week after a woman's first mensturation she's infirtile. The problem is the disclaimer states the woman must be 'healthy' for this to work.

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                            • #15
                              Re: The credit crunch - does tightening the pennies mean more romance time?

                              exactly describe "healthy" as every doctor or "Expert" will give you a diffrent interpretation and thats what it is an interpretation of a instance they can't give a guarenteed 100% correct diagnosis for.

                              and in my previous post basically what i'm saying is when you young (and in that i mean under 50) your sex drive will not allowed for "planned sessions" it just happens on the fly, thats just human nature. if my Gf when I get home in 30 minutes is standing there in her nightee and wants it there and then, would you say... are you in the right cycle?

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