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  • #31
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    It was only Batman this morning because I bought him new jammies. /sigh The cape was obviously a mistake. I'm only 2 days into living with my grandbabies and I think I've sprouted at least a dozen new grey hairs!

    Originally posted by Callisto View Post
    I recommend tranq darts. It may take some practice to get used to using a blowgun, but well worth it once you get accurate with it.
    Oh hell Callisto! I busted out laughing when I read that and woke them up from their nap! GDI lol
    Originally posted by Feba
    But I mean I do not mind a good looking man so long as I do not have to view his penis.
    Originally posted by Taskmage
    God I hate my periods. You think passing a clot through a vagina is bad? Try it with a penis.
    Originally posted by DakAttack
    ...I'm shitting dicks out of my eyeballs in excitement for the next bestgreating game of all time ever.

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    • #32
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      Originally posted by DakAttack View Post
      Unless you have deep-seated issues related to chairs.
      Maybe deep-seated is like having tickets in the nosebleed section?
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      • #33
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        Originally posted by Callisto View Post
        Maybe deep-seated is like having tickets in the nosebleed section?
        LOL.

        *** incoming intentional thread derail ***

        How long do you have them for TGM? My ex-husband has my kids for the next few months, and while they drive me insane on most days, I do miss them like crazy.
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        • #34
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          Originally posted by Callisto View Post
          I recommend tranq darts. It may take some practice to get used to using a blowgun, but well worth it once you get accurate with it.
          Blow gun is long and awkward. (Usable ones, anyway.) I think there are compressed air propelled projectile launchers, which should be more convenient. Not sure what they are called, though.

          If that seems weird, it's because I've seen blow gun used in office, but not those compressed air projectile launchers whose name(s) escape me at the moment. (Yes, I said blow gun, in office.)

          * * *

          If I ever have kids, they are so not watching TV. Unless it's PBS. And, only animal shows, until they are old enough to understand Nova and Frontline.

          TV advertisement is too effective on kids, and most cartoons are little more than thinly disguised marketing campaigns. I much rather use children's gullibility to imprint my ideas instead of the marketers'.
          Bamboo shadows sweep the stars,
          yet not a mote of dust is stirred;
          Moonlight pierces the depths of the pond,
          leaving no trace in the water.

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          • #35
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            Blowguns are nice, but I still prefer duct tape and low ceilings.


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            • #36
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              As far as kids and early mornings are concerned, I can sympathized with TGM and Aska. My wife and I run a daycare with 18 kids (three are ours), ages 7.5 months to 8yrs.

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              • #37
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                Originally posted by Dahlaine View Post
                As far as kids and early mornings are concerned, I can sympathized with TGM and Aska. My wife and I run a daycare with 18 kids (three are ours), ages 7.5 months to 8yrs.
                Hoo boy...you guys are going to need more darts...

                Oh shit, my boss just told me to leave early b/c of the snow! I'll finish chatting grammar and toddler sedation with you guys later! >.>
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                • #38
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                  Originally posted by Murphie View Post
                  So many people say "deep-seated" which makes no sense.
                  You obviously haven't seen my couch.
                  I use a Mac because I'm just better than you are.

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                  • #39
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                    Originally posted by Dahlaine View Post
                    As far as kids and early mornings are concerned, I can sympathized with TGM and Aska. My wife and I run a daycare with 18 kids (three are ours), ages 7.5 months to 8yrs.
                    Good lord I think I would kill myself. Sometimes there are days with just my kids where I want to jump out the window and just let them sort their own mess out.
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                    • #40
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                      Originally posted by Aksannyi View Post
                      Good lord I think I would kill myself. Sometimes there are days with just my kids where I want to jump out the window and just let them sort their own mess out.
                      It's not always bad, just when it's to futskin cold that we can't send the kids outside. That and the fact the baby is starting to army crawl all over so no toy is safe on the floor. I swear though, there are some days our boys are worse than the rest of the kids combined.

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                      • #41
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                        Originally posted by Aksannyi View Post

                        *** incoming intentional thread derail ***

                        How long do you have them for TGM? My ex-husband has my kids for the next few months, and while they drive me insane on most days, I do miss them like crazy.
                        Aksa, your guess is as good as mine. /sigh Her husband decided that she was "planning on" cheating on him because she was asking advice from a guy on a computer forum on how to fix her computer so he left her. (Just got all the gory details last night, in fact.) She was a stay at home mom so now she'll have to pay off lawyers, any bills she's stuck with, get a job, save for a car, save up to move out, and THEN they'll be gone! lol

                        Originally posted by IfritnoItazura View Post
                        Blow gun is long and awkward. (Usable ones, anyway.) I think there are compressed air propelled projectile launchers, which should be more convenient. Not sure what they are called, though.

                        If that seems weird, it's because I've seen blow gun used in office, but not those compressed air projectile launchers whose name(s) escape me at the moment. (Yes, I said blow gun, in office.)

                        * * *

                        If I ever have kids, they are so not watching TV. Unless it's PBS. And, only animal shows, until they are old enough to understand Nova and Frontline.

                        TV advertisement is too effective on kids, and most cartoons are little more than thinly disguised marketing campaigns. I much rather use children's gullibility to imprint my ideas instead of the marketers'.
                        I have a great blow gun story. My boss went on a huge trip down the Amazon. He traded a watch for a blow gun with darts and he was so darn proud of that blow gun. (The darts were not tipped with anything.) He liked to futz around with it and one day put a dart in it. Well our secretary/assistant came around the corner at the WRONG time and got a dart in the thigh. Man, he was kissing some major a** for a loooooooooong time after that! (Wish I had a camera and got a picture of the look on his face when it happened!)

                        Well, the Batman cape was totally Grandma's fault. >< I'm a geek and when I saw it I just melted. Unfortunately it was the last one so only one boy got one. Bad move....but OMG CUUUUUUUUTE!

                        My apologies for the derailment....I will now put a plug in it!
                        Originally posted by Feba
                        But I mean I do not mind a good looking man so long as I do not have to view his penis.
                        Originally posted by Taskmage
                        God I hate my periods. You think passing a clot through a vagina is bad? Try it with a penis.
                        Originally posted by DakAttack
                        ...I'm shitting dicks out of my eyeballs in excitement for the next bestgreating game of all time ever.

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                        • #42
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                          Originally posted by Murphie View Post
                          She doesn't have a reason. So how can you hate someone for less than no reason, or claim that her nonexistent reason is perfectly understandable?
                          That would be hating somebody for their giving you a reason not to hate / to like them.

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                          • #43
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                            Is your opinion of people so easily swayed?
                            Yet another flaw with representative democracy. People don't vote for political ideas, they vote because someone puts on a nice face for the cameras and seems likable.

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                            • #44
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                              Well to be fair, Feba, I don't care for many of her policies, either.
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