FFXI jokes

[Murphie]

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See, Raydeus knows from funny.

[Electricity Gone Human]

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Summoner
By making pacts with the legendary "avatars", these heretic mages have unlocked the secrets to the forbidden magic of Vana'diel to unleash devastating force on their enemies.

...lol.

[Murphie]

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Man, you are on a roll with the not funny.

[Electricity Gone Human]

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We haven't seen you make a funny yet, Murphie! Give us funnies!

[Murphie]

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All of my posts are hilarious.

[Electricity Gone Human]

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I meant making a funny FFXI Joke, but okay.

[Murphie]

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Fine.

Why did the Mog House call the doctor?

Because it had window panes.

[Jarre]

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A Galka walks into a bar and sees a Elvan with a tiny head about the size of an orange.

He asks the barkeep what had happened to the man.

The barkeep says, "Well, he was on a beach and saw a beautiful mithran mage."

"The mithra walked up to him and offered him a single wish."

Unfortunatly, the Elvan replied "How about a little head?"

[Akashimo]

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What did the Dynamis Lord say to the Shadow Lord?
"Stop living in my shadow!"

[Electricity Gone Human]

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[Akashimo]

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And taken down by a single Red Mage

[Shadowneko]

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You know you've been playing FFXI too long when...

...you try to call out Fenrir to take care of two guys robbing the store

...you constantly have to wait an hour before you ask your friends before getting anywhere

...you become your character

...you keep saying you need to swap jobs(to an FF job)

[ok I had more but that was awhile ago XD]

[Rain_Blade]

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You play too much FFXI when...

...you try to zone a police car.

...you try to cast Tractor on your dead dog in the road.

...you think it's ok to constantly change clothes near everyone.

...you pretend you're dead and wait for someone to Raise you.

...you rub your feet on a carpet and touch your friend while saying "Burst!"

...you take an plane (airship) and expect the ride to be like 3 minutes.

...you try to build a robot to look like an automan.

...you pose as a Thief to steal money and think it's ok.

...you tell everyone to gather together and then you start singing "Mage's Ballad."

...you kill real leeches for a Carbuncle Ruby.

...you see your shadow and conclude it'll absorb your girlfriend's slap.

...you start to believe the cause of your "nightmares" is from Diabolos.

...you go to a huge forest to find tarutarus and mithras.

...you starting "hittin" on your cat as you would do to a Mithra.

...you wonder if when you just turned 15 could you die to turn back to 14.

...you a priest to Haste you during in a foot race.

...you believing you're awesome people you can hold 2 staves in both hands.

...you believe one day you will summon Odin.

...you call your pupils and students Blue Mages.

...you slay a rare/extinct animal and believe you'll get an expensive item.

...you "buy money" and hope no one finds out.

...you believe you can switch to another world for 25 dollars.

[Murphie]

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Aren't these "You know you play to much FFXI when..." jokes just a step up (or really sideways) from "You might be a redneck..."?

[Callisto]

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A MNK and a RDM are sitting in their kitchen. The RDM is reading the newspaper, while the MNK is working dilligently on a jigsaw puzzle. The MNK looks to the RDM and says, "Yo RM, help me out! I've been working on this for hours and I can't get it to look like the tiger picture on the box!" The RDM sighs and says, "Dude, quit playing with our Frosted Flakes..."