Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

[Feba]

Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

and he still can't today

I can, I just choose not to.

fuck shirts. for serious.

[DieselBoy09]

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Failing that, I imagine those freakishly large sorts get really good with cunnilingus.

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[Akashimo]

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I actually had to look up what Cunnilingus means >.>;; Boy I phailed.
...*crickets*
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Moving on, we need harem mmos >.>;

[BurningPanther]

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Whether you're large or small, I still recommend to everyone that they skill up with that. Sex is different for everybody, you can be tiny and the largest woman can still enjoy it or you can be large and the smallest woman can still feel next to nothing. Cunnilingus however, is more often than not pure win. Your girlfriends and wives will thank you deeply.

Actually, I couldn't agree more.

[Taskmage]

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It's a good word. My high school had some kind of music festival of student bands and my sister sang in the Cunning Linguists. The faculty in charge didn't notice the double entendre at all. Pure win.

[DieselBoy09]

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I actually had to look up what Cunnilingus means >.>;; Boy I phailed.
...*crickets*
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Moving on, we need harem mmos >.>;

I believe they exist somewhere, or are in construction. I remember reading about it somewhere and seeing a blurb on it on some Science Channel special about video games that was specifically structured around MMO's, WoW in general.

[Akashimo]

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If they really exist and/or in the making does that mean... the possibility of a university of porn exists O_o... As in the science of making all things relating to porn and making a company for it O_o
<.<;;;;;;;; What? Back of everyone's minds would be, "Damn I want to enroll now" After seeing the library chick in tight office clothing, glasses, and jaw dropping effect in any other clothing or lack there of.
<.<
>.>;
<.>â„¢

[Neomage]

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International College of Universal Pornography.

[Akashimo]

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Quote time >.> <.<

A gargoyle can no longer stop protecting the castle than breathing the air

And now twisting it...

A human can no longer be horny and look at porn than breathing the air

<.<; Its one of those nights....

[Taskmage]

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Probably that depends on the human

[Akashimo]

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Once you start you just can't stop <.>â„¢

[DieselBoy09]

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[Akashimo]

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Ouchies >.< yet... gf > porn... at least if your in the same room <.< >.>;
But i don't have a right to an opinion as i am eternally single v.v; Count the blessings, not the unblessed!

[Murphie]

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I'd like to hope that someone isn't going to boot up the porn while their BF or GF is sitting right there looking for some sex. That's not only insensitive, it's sad. But when the SO isn't around? Different story.

[Akashimo]

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I'd like to hope that someone isn't going to boot up the porn while their BF or GF is sitting right there looking for some sex. That's not only insensitive, it's sad. But when the SO isn't around? Different story.

Reminds me of a [GM]Dave momement....

Dear [GM]Dave,
Hey, we all know that your blog is pretty awesome, right? But just HOW awesome is it?
Your blog is entertaining enough that my room-mate ignored two (what I think to be) cute girls making out just inches away from him.
*sniffle*
Just reading it brings tears to my eyes.
To imagine that my writing could be so entertaining that you would ignore some hot girl on girl action...
I'm speechless.
Oh wait...
No, I'm not.
What the hell were you thinking?! DEAR LORD!!!!

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