Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

[Aksannyi]

Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

Don't look at me, I like manly men.

I'm in such a shitty mood today. I just want to crawl into a hole somewhere and snipe at people.

[cidbahamut]

Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

I like manly men.

I have a comic for you: Manly Guys Doing Manly Things

[Yygdrasil]

Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

I'm in such a shitty mood today. I just want to crawl into a hole somewhere and snipe at people.

Red flag

[Aksannyi]

Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

Hey, it's just today. Most days I just want to crawl into a hole somewhere and snipe myself. Today, at least, I'm directing my anger outwards. I just hate everybody and everything today. And I don't want to go to work and deal with the fact that I'm upset about the universe and life and whatever else while all the time sounding like I give a flying fuck at all about this stupid job in the first place.

I wish I could be in a coma, and someone can wake me up when life doesn't suck anymore.

[Taskmage]

Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

That's an improvement, I guess. A death robot told me once that anger is more useful than despair.

[Aksannyi]

Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

Oh, I haven't exactly left Despairville yet. Today is just one of those days where I want blood. I get this way sometimes, happy or not.

I don't want this brain anymore. Can I have a new one?

[Taskmage]

Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

Short of medication you probably can't afford, no. But I know how you feel.

I have a comic for you: Manly Guys Doing Manly Things

This is great stuff.

[Aksannyi]

Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

Yeah, pretty much. And I'll read the comic when I re-obtain the ability to smile. Maybe tomorrow.

[NightShayde]

Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

Would dancing badgers help?

[Aksannyi]

Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

No, but thanks.

[Yygdrasil]

Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

If badgers wont work... I'm out of ideas.

[cidbahamut]

Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

It just has to be the right kind of badger. I'll see if I can dig up a certain one I've got in mind when I get home tonight. If I can find it, it'll be worth the wait.

[NightShayde]

Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

Make sure it's a high-quality one, cid. We don't need no stinkin' badgers, after all.

[cidbahamut]

Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

It is of the highest quality, I assure you. The only problem will be locating and obtaining it.

[Yygdrasil]

Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

Make sure it's a high-quality one, cid. We don't need no stinkin' badgers, after all.

BADGERS?!?!?! WE DON'T NEED NO... ahh you get it... I got the joke...