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  • #6526
    Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

    Originally posted by Pwnagraphic View Post
    Hey Feba..
    Yes, Dura.

    The correct method of defence is fashioning an improvised weapon. You can sharpen plastic into a good piercing implement; try to use the handle of cafeteria cutlery. You can also try to break off some porcelain from your toilet. Be sure to do that in some place where the guards won't notice the missing fragment.
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    • #6527
      Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread



      EXCELLENT.
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      • #6528
        Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

        What the hell are you reading Feba?
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        • #6529
          Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

          Originally posted by cidbahamut View Post
          What the hell are you reading Feba?
          {New Sig in the works}
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          "There will come a day when the world will realize that Superman can no longer create miracles. If my name was Superman, that day would be today." 4/29/2009 - Me

          Originally posted by Aksannyi
          "Hello! 100+3 Leathercrafting, your materials, 5k! Mention code LTH74 for a special discount!" - they'd get blisted by everyone they sent that to.
          Originally posted by Solymir
          What do you have against Ants? Is iVirus some new Apple product?
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          • #6530
            Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

            Originally posted by cidbahamut View Post
            What the hell are you reading Feba?

            75: Sam, Nin, Blm, Thf, Pld, Cor, Rdm
            RANK 10 Bastok
            CoP: Done
            ZM: Done
            ToA: Done
            Assault rank: Captain
            Campaign Medal: Medals
            Wotg: Complete the quests already and I'll start

            Originally posted by Etra
            This thread brought to you by Malacite's lack of understanding.
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            • #6531
              Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

              Brokeback Mountain has a book!? D:

              /runs out to Half-Price
              lagolakshmi on Guildwork :: Lago Aletheia on Lodestone
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              • #6532
                Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                Originally posted by cidbahamut View Post
                What the hell are you reading Feba?








                He is obviously criticizing the author for neglecting to mention him as something that's wrong with Kansas.

                EDIT: Dangitaru, TM! D: You broke my combo!
                Originally posted by Armando
                No one at Square Enix has heard of Occam's Razor.
                Originally posted by Armando
                Nintendo always seems to have a legion of haters at the wings ready to jump in and prop up straw men about hardware and gimmicks and casuals.
                Originally posted by Taskmage
                GOD IS MIFFED AT AMERICA

                REPENT SINNERS OR AT LEAST GIVE A NONCOMMITTAL SHRUG

                GOD IS AMBIVALENT ABOUT FURRIES

                THE END IS COMING ONE OF THESE DAYS WHEN GOD GETS AROUND TO IT
                Originally posted by Taskmage
                However much I am actually smart, I got that way by confronting how stupid I am.
                Matthew 16:15
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                • #6533
                  Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                  If I ninja'd in before your post you took waaaaaaaaaaayyy too long to write it.
                  lagolakshmi on Guildwork :: Lago Aletheia on Lodestone
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                  • #6534
                    Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                    Originally posted by Taskmage View Post
                    If I ninja'd in before your post you took waaaaaaaaaaayyy too long to write it.
                    I was doing other stuff. >.>
                    Originally posted by Armando
                    No one at Square Enix has heard of Occam's Razor.
                    Originally posted by Armando
                    Nintendo always seems to have a legion of haters at the wings ready to jump in and prop up straw men about hardware and gimmicks and casuals.
                    Originally posted by Taskmage
                    GOD IS MIFFED AT AMERICA

                    REPENT SINNERS OR AT LEAST GIVE A NONCOMMITTAL SHRUG

                    GOD IS AMBIVALENT ABOUT FURRIES

                    THE END IS COMING ONE OF THESE DAYS WHEN GOD GETS AROUND TO IT
                    Originally posted by Taskmage
                    However much I am actually smart, I got that way by confronting how stupid I am.
                    Matthew 16:15
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                    • #6535
                      Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                      Originally posted by Feba View Post

                      The correct method of defence is fashioning an improvised weapon. You can sharpen plastic into a good piercing implement; try to use the handle of cafeteria cutlery. You can also try to break off some porcelain from your toilet. Be sure to do that in some place where the guards won't notice the missing fragment.
                      There was this movie I was watching where this dude was about to rape a chick.. and she knew he was, so she broke a beer bottle and put the end inside her.. so the dude comes up and motions back then RAMS his junk into her.. You can guess how the rest of the scene played out.

                      Not to mention this movie..
                      :-)
                      A mans strength isn't measured by the size of his muscle, but by the size of his heart.

                      it's better to be a smart ass than a dumb ass.

                      R.I.P. Dura's Moms Hard Drive. 2002-2009 Gone, but not forgotten.

                      Your family must havehad a hen farm growin', up cause you sure know how to raise a cock
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                      • #6536
                        Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                        Originally posted by Pwnagraphic View Post
                        and she knew he was, so she broke a beer bottle and put the end inside her
                        I think I would've had to take the movie back to the store at that point.
                        {New Sig in the works}
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                        "There will come a day when the world will realize that Superman can no longer create miracles. If my name was Superman, that day would be today." 4/29/2009 - Me

                        Originally posted by Aksannyi
                        "Hello! 100+3 Leathercrafting, your materials, 5k! Mention code LTH74 for a special discount!" - they'd get blisted by everyone they sent that to.
                        Originally posted by Solymir
                        What do you have against Ants? Is iVirus some new Apple product?
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                        • #6537
                          Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                          After pressured by friends, family, the internet, film journal comments, and basically everybody, I finally decided to get an account for Netflix yesterday. I don't know why I resisted really. I have so many things-I-want-to-see-but-not-buy. The first thing on my queue is Syndromes and a Century.
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                          • #6538
                            Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                            Ah Netflix, the only place in town that I can find films like Toxic Avenger. No wonder movie rental places are all going under.
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                            • #6539
                              Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                              I heard that, if you're mostly looking for some of the latest mainstream releases, Redbox is a great service. But I looked at Netflix a couple of times and was always amazed by their selection. I just wasn't sure I wanted to commit to a monthly subscription for a rental service.

                              Until I saw my credit card bill this last month for all my YesAsia, Amazon, and MovieXClusive purchases...
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                              • #6540
                                Re: Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

                                Yeah, I've used Redbox a good bit. Although my dad is pretty much an addict, he can't seem to turn down $1 movie rentals. It's only good for stuff that's just come out most of the time so it doesn't really hold as much appeal for me. I didn't stick with Netflix for more than my free rental but damn have I heard some crazy stories about their selection. I'm pretty sure my friend found some obscure anime series on there and streamed it.
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