Dead or Alive Movie. If you havent thrown up this year, nows your chance...

[TBoTB]

http://www.dtheatre.com/read.php?sid=3506

If you've seen it and managed not to throw up, kudos to you. This trailer just leads you with the questions of:

Is it that hard to find asian actors?
Were they all friends in the game?
Charlies Angel 4 has a new title?
Who needs to be assaniated to prevent this monstrosity from reaching the public?
OMFGWTFNOOOOOOO?
In what way can one purify themselves after watching this trailer?

[eriatarka]

Re: Dead or Alive Movie. If you havent thrown up this year, nows your chance...

as long as the rock isnt in it, it cant be too bad

[Taskmage]

Re: Dead or Alive Movie. If you havent thrown up this year, nows your chance...

I thought when I loaded that up that whatever travesty I saw would at least be mitigated by fanservice, but no. That looks horrible.

[WINGxx]

Re: Dead or Alive Movie. If you havent thrown up this year, nows your chance...

first things first why the hell are they using swords now they gonna bring a doa game were they use swords i suppose at least they got the costumes right ....kinda

[Balfree]

Re: Dead or Alive Movie. If you havent thrown up this year, nows your chance...

!!! TEH LOL!!!1

That wasnt even HOT, cus i was just laughing my ass off at the: Stupid cliched saddening unimpressive ridiculous hilarious and idiotic attempt to sell a product.

[Caspian]

Re: Dead or Alive Movie. If you havent thrown up this year, nows your chance...

WOW! I foresee box office records. Seriously, has Hollywood not learned lessons from the past? Resident Evil, RE2, Doom, the list goes on. The only video game movie that was good at all, nay, fantastic, was Super Mario Bros. The Movie. No number of scantily clad women could save this POS. As for the comment on the music: personally I thought ACDC was the only saving grace of the whole trailer.

[Nodachi]

Re: Dead or Alive Movie. If you havent thrown up this year, nows your chance...

Lmao i love your questions, they're all spot on. Particularly the "Is it that hard to find asian actors?"

I duno if DoA would make for a good movie necessarily, but it sure as hell could have been done better than this.

Though.. that girl with the british accent sounds extremely hot.

[aegina]

Re: Dead or Alive Movie. If you havent thrown up this year, nows your chance...

awww man! doa was one of my favorite games! seeing that pos makes me never wanna play it again x.X

is it THAT hard to make a movie based on a game? there's no reason to make a game-based movie that stupid. i don't understand hollywood at all...

[bikkebakke]

Re: Dead or Alive Movie. If you havent thrown up this year, nows your chance...

o m g .... :hurl:

[TheGrandMom]

Re: Dead or Alive Movie. If you havent thrown up this year, nows your chance...

Ok here's a play by play of what went on in our house while watching that....

Hmm, Charlie's Angelish....

WTF!!? {Asian} {Can I have it?}

{Yes, please}

Heh, asians are smart, thats why they aren't in it. {Run away!}

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA <----lots of that

OMG...........O........M.......G..............I want my 60 second of life back....

[711rocks]

Re: Dead or Alive Movie. If you havent thrown up this year, nows your chance...

Looks like one to miss, if one wants to see hot chicks they can just watch pr0n.

[Tiamat_Zero]

Re: Dead or Alive Movie. If you havent thrown up this year, nows your chance...

uumm ok so this is what they turned the game into for the movie? So it really has no bearing for the games story line? Well this goes to show that if you make a game franchise into a movie that doesn't atleast try too stick to the original story ( MK, RE, and Doom tried) but come up with something that appeals to middle aged single men that still live with there mom and have no chance of getting a girlfriend outside of dating sims and anime then more power to ya... I for one wont be spending the 8 bucks to see this crap, I'd rather watch porn( im with ya there 711rocks) or even get out and meet real women that i have a chance with....

[Jei]

Re: Dead or Alive Movie. If you havent thrown up this year, nows your chance...

makes me think about Kill Bill combining with some romance comedy...

but what the hell are all those topless mindless scenes -.-

[Caspian]

Re: Dead or Alive Movie. If you havent thrown up this year, nows your chance...

makes me think about Kill Bill combining with some romance comedy...

Are you saying you didnt like Kill Bill, Jei? Volume one was ok, but volume two was great.
Now, maybe a Kill Bill combining with some romance comedy, crappy acting, crappy plot, crappy writiing etc. I could see that. But I think it would take a lot more than a little romance comedy to turn Kill Bill into this piece of shit.

[Jei]

Re: Dead or Alive Movie. If you havent thrown up this year, nows your chance...

I'm not saying kill bill was bad @@; but this trailer, the scene with katana and lots of mobs in black definitely makes me think about kill bill.
other scenes, meh.