Things I'm waiting for:

[Aksannyi]

Re: Things I'm waiting for:

BOTH.

[Yygdrasil]

Re: Things I'm waiting for:

........epic derail.... hands down lol

The words you're looking for are "THANK YOU"

Oh... and you're welcome.

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Fucksquat! Fucksquat! Fucksquat!

Best.... chant.... ever....

Or is it a to-do list?

[Aksannyi]

Re: Things I'm waiting for:

My Facebook status:

So today during my downtime at work, I invented the word "fucksquat" while speaking to some online friends. It's a combination of "fuckall" and "jacksquat" and it means (literally) "absolutely nothing." As in, I've done fucksquat all day. This is the next big vocabulary word of our generation. I can feel it.

I am starting a cultural revolution, guys. (And I purposely did not give the second definition. My parents and many of my aunts and uncles are my FB friends.)

Spread the word! Use it freely! Fucksquat will be the soundtrack of our times! Fucksquat! Fucksquat! Fucksquat!

[Kailea]

Re: Things I'm waiting for:

........epic derail.... hands down lol

[NightShayde]

Re: Things I'm waiting for:

LOL - this is definitely the most interest I've had in a FFXIV thread so far.

[Yygdrasil]

Re: Things I'm waiting for:

I don't usually get that far before my knees start bothering the crap out of me. I've found that if I'm facing the headboard, I can use that for leverage and it lessens the stress on my knees, but yeah. I've had bad knees for 20 years so bouncing in a squat position doesn't really do anything good for them.

TMI!!! TMI!!!

Please continue.

[Aksannyi]

Re: Things I'm waiting for:

If you're doing it right, it gives your thighs quite a workout.

Or so I've been told...

I don't usually get that far before my knees start bothering the crap out of me. I've found that if I'm facing the headboard, I can use that for leverage and it lessens the stress on my knees, but yeah. I've had bad knees for 20 years so bouncing in a squat position doesn't really do anything good for them.

[Yygdrasil]

Re: Things I'm waiting for:

I nominate best thread ever followed by best derail ever. Points for Yyg and Aks.

THANKS!

I second this motion.

[awesomeOmnislashing]

Re: Things I'm waiting for:

I think my girlfriend/right-hand did that to me once, it was amazing.

[Aeni]

Re: Things I'm waiting for:

I nominate best thread ever followed by best derail ever. Points for Yyg and Aks.

[NightShayde]

Re: Things I'm waiting for:

I don't think it can be considered an animal style unless it puts a lot of fatigue on the female's arms or legs.

If you're doing it right, it gives your thighs quite a workout.

Or so I've been told...

[Yygdrasil]

Re: Things I'm waiting for:

I don't think it can be considered an animal style unless it puts a lot of fatigue on the female's arms or legs.

Or Head/Face.

Ex: Donkey Punch

Edit: I'm not condoning it. I'm just adding it to the list.

[DakAttack]

Re: Things I'm waiting for:

I don't think it can be considered an animal style unless it puts a lot of fatigue on the female's arms or legs.

[NightShayde]

Re: Things I'm waiting for:

I've referred to that same position as "froggy style" for years.

[Aksannyi]

Re: Things I'm waiting for:

So we're clear:

fucksquat, n. :
1. absolutely nothing, a combination of the works "jacksquat" and "fuckall." Ex. I have done fucksquat all day and I'm still getting paid for it!
2. a sexual position during which the female squats over her partner, bouncing up and down on his member. This may cause strain on her knees, but it is guaranteed to satisfy. Ex. Baby, can we do the fucksquat tonight?

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This is my most favorite thread derail ever, for the record. Should go in the derail hall of fame. If such a thing exists. And if it doesn't, then it should be created.