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  • Humor: Know Your Job

    Lots of people have written long, serious guides to the numerous classes of Final Fantasy XI.

    What's the fun of that?


    Starting jobs

    White Mages

    ... do it with parties.

    ... do it as if your life depended on it.


    Black Mages

    ... do it with a bang.

    ... do it from far away.


    Red Mages

    ... do it any way you need them to.

    ... do it alone when they need to.


    Warriors

    ... do it hard and fast.

    ... do it with steadily increasing skill.


    Thieves

    ... do it from behind.

    ... do it for the treasure.


    Monks

    ... do it with great concentration.

    ... do it with One Hundred Fists.


    Advanced jobs

    Summoners

    ... do it with their pets.

    ... do it elementally.


    Bards

    ... do it with a song.

    ... do it with lots of instruments.


    Beastmasters

    ... do it with wild things.

    ... do it with great charisma.


    Paladins

    ... do it to save you.

    ... do it with


    Samurai

    ... do it best against demons.

    ... do it in chains - harder, better, faster, and more.


    Ninja

    ... do it for cash.

    ... do it two-handed.


    Dragoons

    ... do it in midair.

    ... do it with a little help from their friends.


    Rangers

    ... do it from a distance.

    ... do it with great accuracy.

    I made this up for my site but since no one goes there, I thought I would share it here.


    Khaelyn's Picture Book! :: Khaelyn, himself

    Read Intrepid Adventure! Updates on Sundays. No gnomes, guaranteed!

  • #2
    That should read

    Paladins

    ... do it to save you.

    ... do it with a shining aura.

    why can't i edit my post? shouldn't i be working anyway?


    Khaelyn's Picture Book! :: Khaelyn, himself

    Read Intrepid Adventure! Updates on Sundays. No gnomes, guaranteed!

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    • #3
      laughed 5 times, good enough for me!

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      • #4
        How about for everything:

        "Just do it"

        /copyright infringement
        DRK75 / THF37 / WAR37 / RDM60 / BLM31 / PLD11

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        • #5
          Re: Humor: Know Your Job

          Originally posted by Khaelyn
          ... do it from behind.

          ... do it with great concentration.

          ... do it with One Hundred Fists.

          ... do it with their pets.

          ... do it with a song.

          ... do it with lots of instruments.

          ... do it with wild things.

          ... do it best against demons.

          ... do it in chains - harder, better, faster, and more.

          ... do it for cash.

          ... do it in midair.

          ... do it with a little help from their friends.

          ... do it from a distance.

          ... do it with great accuracy.
          Welcome to "Sex Tips 101".


          Real sword collection:

          -Fossil Katana (But my sheath is a rare blue.)

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          • #6
            Re: Re: Humor: Know Your Job

            Originally posted by EpsilonPhoenix


            Welcome to "Sex Tips 101".
            ROFL!
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            No more permanent stats on "In areas outside own nation's control" items.
            Combat Caster's Boomberang +1 | Master Caster's Bracelets
            Sandoria is gay.

            I'm a warrior and I kill stuff! RAWR!


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            • #7
              You forgot the Dark Knight in your list.

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              • #8
                Ooops... The weird thing is, the Dark Knight one is one of the first I came up with.

                Dark Knights
                ... do it 'til it hurts - and then they do it better.
                ... do it best when they're at their worst.


                That was lame but probably better than 'with wide circles and tight slashes.'

                There was also a rejected one for Black Mages with 'would do it with molten wax if there was any.'

                White Mages and Paladin rejected line was 'with everyone they can lay hands on.'


                Khaelyn's Picture Book! :: Khaelyn, himself

                Read Intrepid Adventure! Updates on Sundays. No gnomes, guaranteed!

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                • #9
                  paladin should have:

                  ...do it with the undead



                  Most memorable WoW vent convos on Burning Legion:

                  "Dude...I just wrote a sonnet, about taking a dump." - Kronos (2006)

                  "Guys, I just set my oven on fire by trying to cook ramen in it, and broke the fire alarm with a frying pan. I think I'm in trouble." - Brawny (2006)

                  "But Hisdon, why wouldn't you want The Unblockable Shield - wait a minute..." - Sasukekun (2005)

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                  • #10
                    wow.. what the hell where you thinking when you posted this?..i can ask myself that same question..

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                    • #11
                      That was pretty good, the Drk one is kind of confusing though, didnt really get it at first >_>

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                      • #12
                        LOL do it till it hurts... lol
                        But thats just my oppinion, i could be wrong...

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                        • #13
                          BST should have read:

                          Do it with yourself

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Hisdon
                            paladin should have:

                            ...do it with the undead



                            You're right. That is much better.


                            Khaelyn's Picture Book! :: Khaelyn, himself

                            Read Intrepid Adventure! Updates on Sundays. No gnomes, guaranteed!

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                            • #15
                              if u made ur site in phpnuke it would be purty <_< with ur own personal forums

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