And you thought you've seen some funny shite....

[Vairu]

First off i'm gonna give out a big LOL to this game. This game rocks, no offense to it or anything hehe, BUT there has been some friggin hilarious times that i've had during my playtime(70 days worth >.<), most of those times have gone uncaptured, but i did manage to grab a few with fraps. Let the stories unfold.....

Noob Demoralization
Figured i'll start with these lol. My friend here, Invisiblstalker, just started playing with me, so he's a n00b too. That means it's ok for him to harass other noobs i guess:

This is where it all started, he's a whm so he was soloing like crazy, i was gonna lvl my blm wtih him to 17 so i can get warp. So he got ahead of me a few lvls and he was PLing me to catch up to him. I was fighting something besides this quadav and i killed what it, and i seen the quadav and though, "ooo Good xp!" So i run up to it and get my weapon out, BAM a war with the nub sign next to his name comes up and provokes it. So i just healed my mp. Then i see "<noob> calls for help!" Meanwhile my whm friend was watching him fight the whole time, he had full mp and could've healed him, but due to me complaining that he stole my mob he didn't help him lol. Bottom line, noob dies, and my friend does a /clap to him!! Wasn't captured in this shots, but some of the others one have it haha.






Figured that it's time he gets some harrassment




Damn he got me!







Notice the yellow(LS) text in this one, some guy came up and asked me if i needed a raise, so i said sure. BUT there was a gob near so he was like, "let me kill it first so it doesn't own you when i wake you." So he kills it, then comes up to me and figures out that he didn't have whm subbed ROFL, he was like a 54blm or something /slap <me>!






LOL dead people in town!



Another! Come on people, no wonder why your in last place!



I guess i got what was coming for me, AGAIN! I hate lvling blm.



This is a good one as well, Bastok has been in last place for a month or so, finally people were tired of it and were shouting like crazy to do EF(Expeditionary Forces) so i figured, what the hell, might as well help my country so i can finally buy cornettes and get fame10 windy lol. Long story short, we had a full alliance almost, then in the blink of an eye every disbans, 4 left, so we tried anyhow:



Don't underestimate quadav's, death in less than 10 seconds!





Translator Fun
We have to much time on our hands...

You know how in all the towns all the whm's are shouting teleport 500g /tell me! Well this whm shouts for something else



Maybe samurai's can do this too???



The BEST one in my opinion! This one is hilarious, and very random lol out of no where this came!



Ditto from up there^^!







Helmut Fun
Everyone has done this at least once.












Misc. Fun

This one's pretty good. I'm in valkurm getting Invisiblstalker's skull for s/j quest. It turned daytime so i figured we should find something to do till night, didn't want to go to gusgen idk why, so we go to the beach and pwn stuff. On the way there, stalker gets a random ass /tell. Some mithra ran by him, a n00b, and /t him, "Hurry up! Cast invisible i can see you!". So he tells me in /party chat, "OMFG some stupid ass nub just told me to cast invisible cause she can see me, like i dont know that i'm visible?!" He /tell her "Like i don't know that you can see me?!?! /slap". So we laughed and went to the beach and i started killing some pugils. There was a pt right next to me and stalker and the mithra was with them. She comes up to him while her pt is healing and doea /em is able to identify Invisiblstalker. Pretty funny considering stalker is only an 18 whm and invisible is a lvl25 whm spell! Look what he said in responce to her emote (notice him running off in the background of the chat log )



Me starting lu shangs quest (@56 fisherman). Very depressing this pick lol, now @1609.



Wow fishing rocks >.<:



WTF?! Im sick of seeing high lvl subjobless rank 1 people. This wasn't the first time i've seen one either:



Some idiot made a "cheese LS" and is recruiting, i thought i did stupid stuff:



Comments = 0 on this one:



This guy has WAYYYY too much time on his hands, he has his OWN PT, a bunch of /follow. Check out the names of his chars:



Pretty good one here too, near the end i was afk and not responding so he kept spamming "yeah me2" lol, fun fun:



I went to sell some Padded Caps at the closest NPC shop near the Markets AH and the NPC just decided not to show up to work today i guess, had to sell to NPC at the back, it wasnt lag either, he wasnt there for the longest time, weird:



I'm giving birth:



Twins!:



FFXI Football:



Poor sheep:



Hungry? Grab a snickers!




OK back to some funny stuff lol
Blackjin deleted his char from another server and came to Unicorn after hearing how much fun i've had (he's just an IRL friend and didn't have any IRL friends on his server.)

This one makes you wonder what exactly do me and him do in Japanese class? Were definitely learning the wrong material lol(the effects of going to a school in the ghetto's, why are the magnet program schools there anyhow?!):



He looks pImp here doesnt he? Who needs subligar when you have fishing gear?!:

[Vairu]

Best for last!
Some people might not find this funny, just that it's very random. But i just about passed out from laughing my ass off from this event lol.

So it starts. This guy gimic was running around the HL farming sheeps, he had a big ass train so i threw up a /sea <t> on him, 49mnk, i read his comment which was pretty funny all in its own, but that isn't anything lol. So me and blackjin continued lvling for another hour or so, i was healin and he was waiting for me, all of the sudden the mnk shows up and stops right in front of blackjin. Now black is trying to PL to catch up to my 26sam so we can PT, along with stalker, so he's not concerned with gear. He's going through the process of trading 500k to IGE from pandomoniam to get 350k on Unicorn so he can buy some leaping boots and attempt to be a good thf lol. So at this point in time he has shitty gear, and does shitty damage as a sub lvl15 thf, yes he has lvl 1 gear on lol, dont hate. I could only afford to buy him fishing/mining gear >.<. **Notice the mining boots/gloves he has on.*** Apparently Gimic thought this was a funny sight to see so he had some comments to make about it rofl, read on (these are in chronological order):
















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If you have any funny stories & screenShots please post!

[Tatooa]

Hey, not bad dude. :D Keep 'em comm'n.

[DM337]

Actually, there's a trick you can do to remove your sub-job. A RDM in my LS likes to run around as as Lv. 16 subless WAR with Rank 10 and mentor on. Then, in his search comment, he has {sky} OK! Really freaks some people out.

[Tipsy]

how do you turn ur sub off? lol thats sweet

[Vairu]

i'll post more as they come

my whm stalker friend always has the stupidest people tell him, one person asked him for a teleport in qufim when he was like lvl 22 lol



tell me more about the sub job thing!

[Dark Aphalite]

I thought everyone knew how to turn off their sub.. >.>

[Vairu]

please explain....

[quisten]

Some good pics, but none of me; ; I'll have to find you on Unicorn :p

[Hanarecca]

What! No Pics of me!????? /cry

[kankuro]

nice nice love the pics. always fun to see the lives of others playing games. in regards to the lvl 70whm thats rank 1 and subjob-less, i never really figured out the exact trick to dropping your subjob, but it happens when you change your main and sub, you gotta do it really fast or something thats what i hear. like try and change your main and subjob to the same job almost at the same instant. if i'm wrong may i be struck down by a brick or something.

as for the rank 1, thats easy to answer. you can change your country to any of the 3 during your gameplay, and it'll drop your rank down to 1 again, alot of people tend to pull rank 10 in all nations just for the extra fame, gil and just a sense of adventure. i've givin it some thought to change my nation once i get rank 10, and just start over to make the game a bit more enjoyable but then again, thats more mission time that i don't wanna put forth

[Vairu]

hehe @ unicorn players up there^^

im sure i have some SS of you hana i take tons of shots of higher lvls sporting their gear lol, never seen u before quisten tho :/


@kankuro

thanks for the info i'll try it! is there any risk from doing this?

also, if u change allegiance then change back to your original u start back at rank1? that sucks >.<

[Macht]

Your ranks and conquest points are saved. Switching Nations is a LOT like when you switch jobs.

[Vairu]

phew thats nice to know

i heard theres a special [back] piece you get when u hit rank10 from your nation, is it possible to get them all? I would assume so.

On another note, how do you do this subjob trick? I tried to select the same job for sub & main @ my moogle as fast as i could but it didnt work, any help please :D. You can just go back to your moogle and get your s/j back right?

[Macht]

I'm not sure of any trick to remove subs in mog house and if there was one it seems like it may of been fixed. The only area I know were subjob is removed is when doing the last Genkai your subjob is removed and you have to face Maat in that state.