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I'm making a series of FFXI mock-motivational posters just for kicks, but I can't get screenshots onto the net. So can anyone possibly make these?
[Pic of a tarutaru lying dead on the ground with a bumblebee hovering over it in triumph]
DEFEAT
For every winner, there are dozens of losers. Odds are you're one of them.
[An Elvaan warrior with decked-out armor but a really piddly sword]
MEDIOCRITY
It takes a lot less time, and most people won't notice the difference until it's too late.
[Close-up of a stupid-looking Galka]
INDIFFERENCE
It takes 43 muscles to frown and 17 to smile, but it doesn't take any just to sit there with a dumb look on your face.
[An archer aiming their bow to the left as a goblin comes in brandishing a crossbow on the right]
INEPTITUDE
If you can't learn to do something well, learn to enjoy doing it poorly.
[A large group getting their asses kicked by several monsters]
IDIOCY
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
[Someone with an endless row of misses]
FUTILITY
You'll always miss 100% of the shots you don't take, and, statistically speaking, 99% of the shots you do.
[Someone running from a tiger]
DOUBT
In the battle between you and the world, bet on the world.
[Someone sitting down in the middle of nowhere]
LAZINESS
Success is a journey, not a destination. So stop running.
[Pic of a tarutaru lying dead on the ground with a bumblebee hovering over it in triumph]
DEFEAT
For every winner, there are dozens of losers. Odds are you're one of them.
[An Elvaan warrior with decked-out armor but a really piddly sword]
MEDIOCRITY
It takes a lot less time, and most people won't notice the difference until it's too late.
[Close-up of a stupid-looking Galka]
INDIFFERENCE
It takes 43 muscles to frown and 17 to smile, but it doesn't take any just to sit there with a dumb look on your face.
[An archer aiming their bow to the left as a goblin comes in brandishing a crossbow on the right]
INEPTITUDE
If you can't learn to do something well, learn to enjoy doing it poorly.
[A large group getting their asses kicked by several monsters]
IDIOCY
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
[Someone with an endless row of misses]
FUTILITY
You'll always miss 100% of the shots you don't take, and, statistically speaking, 99% of the shots you do.
[Someone running from a tiger]
DOUBT
In the battle between you and the world, bet on the world.
[Someone sitting down in the middle of nowhere]
LAZINESS
Success is a journey, not a destination. So stop running.
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