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    Mithrans defended the tarus in the great war because taru are better endowed then Galka are.

    Galkas tails are not tails, so now back to the taru, yup an invisibility spell!! (Mithran secret)

    Humans are not exceptionally good at anything, oh wait... that's not a secret.

    Elvaan ladies are kinkier then they look, morso then the Mithran, just not in the open.

    Elvaan woman are actually marooned romulans that long ago crash landed in windhurst then exiled by the sexually competative mithra. The elvaan male where then able to rid themselves of painfull immortality and started dieng and reproducing simultaneously.

    Altana never had any kids cuz she is a L+sb!an.

    Lion spends most of her nights in my moghouse.

    It is taboo for Mithrans to use their tails as they should, thats what taru are for, much to many female tarus dismay, buy hey, who can blame those little devils.


    Do you guys know any interesting Vana secrets?
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    Just a wild guess, but you're a taru aren't u?

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    • #3
      Re: Vana facts you don't want to know

      This really failed to deliver.
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      • #4
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        i dun get it

        Thanks Yyg!

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        • #5
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          Sheesh, that stunk. It was all sex jokes that weren't funny. I'm sad now.

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          • #6
            Re: Vana facts you don't want to know

            Heres an interesting secret...

            GET OUT MORE!!!!

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            • #7
              Re: Vana facts you don't want to know

              didn't get it either
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              • #8
                Re: Vana facts you don't want to know

                I've got a secret.

























                Edited:
                I slept with 20 mithra. (my pom-pom makes excellant foreplay)
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                • #9
                  Re: Vana facts you don't want to know

                  Originally posted by Mog
                  I've got a secret.


                  I slept with 20 mithra and my real name is Pimptaru.

                  ...I slept with Umaro... ...but in my defense, I thought he was Bea Arthur at the time. Don't blame me; they used to serve a lot of 'tonic' back then.

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                  • #10
                    Re: Vana facts you don't want to know

                    Originally posted by supersimian
                    Do you guys know any interesting Vana secrets?
                    Yes.

                    This is probably a secret that a good amount of people in Vana'diel know about. See, it's only a secret from certain people, like you.

                    Random and pointless sexual references are irritating and not funny in the least bit. Making phallus references does not make you clever. Being able to toss sexual terms into every conversational topic shows a lack of wit and becomes tiring.
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                    • #11
                      Re: Vana facts you don't want to know

                      Originally posted by Shopee
                      Yes.

                      This is probably a secret that a good amount of people in Vana'diel know about. See, it's only a secret from certain people, like you.

                      Random and pointless sexual references are irritating and not funny in the least bit. Making phallus references does not make you clever. Being able to toss sexual terms into every conversational topic shows a lack of wit and becomes tiring.
                      {True Strike}
                      ~~~BLM SAM RNG NIN PLD~~~

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                      • #12
                        Re: Vana facts you don't want to know

                        Rate up to Shopee for truf.

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                        • #13
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                          I don't get rate up for sleeping with 20 mithra? I thought that was worth something!
                          ~~~BLM SAM RNG NIN PLD~~~

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                          • #14
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                            Not this mithra
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                            • #15
                              Re: Vana facts you don't want to know

                              Originally posted by Mog
                              I don't get rate up for sleeping with 20 mithra? I thought that was worth something!
                              If I rated you up as often as I'd like, I'd um...rate you up a lot? But I can't.

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