Delving further into madness...

[Orko]

Time for part two of my random screenshot goodness!

We rejoin our evil Black Mage hero in Sandoria, his abode as of recent.
Hey Orko!


"Huh?"

"What do you think of the snobby Elvaans around here?"

"I LOATHE THEM..."


Well, tis to be expected I guess. I mean they don't offer a good selection of spells, and what they have he's already got. They still won't let him into the royal courtroom either. Oh well, I guess when you've got the word "ASSASSIN" written across your forehead in big glowing letters, anyone would get suspicious.

Ah, and in contrast, here's a touching moment. Chocobos in lo~ve...

Guess that's how me and Estya got that discount - rented them as a set. ^_^

Also a rare sight - South Sandoria's Auction House without the lag-inducing crowd.

[Orko]

Orko has come up with new innovative ways to annoy the living crap outta the boat captain, such as bringing live animals from the ocean into his cabin.




Mmm mmm, I bet that'll smell good in a few days. And if a crab wasn't enough for him, Orko also brought him some fish...


Although after leaving it there for a week he came back to find it wasn't looking too pretty...


And of course, what post would be complete without a pic of the best white mage in all of Vana'Diel, Puppet! Here's us hunting for Leeches in Parshow Marsh for the Drain quest.

Unfortunately the fuggers were cheap and only dropped one vial of the blood we needed, but she was nice so she let me have it.

[Orko]

And just last night, Orko achieved the final Advanced Job that he needed to get - Paladin! Here's him in his mismatched low-level Paladin outfit.


And here's a very unfortunate sheep. This pic was taken right before he shoved his Bronze Sword right through the fuggers skull. He wanted to be closer so more of the blood would splatter on him. Mmm... blood... I think the conversation went something like thus...
"You see this sword?"
"Baa... baa?"
"Yeah, well take a closer look!" ::SCHLORP!::
"BAAAAA!"
"Whoops, forgot you needed that eyeball to see it. Oh well." ::toss:: "Better get the other one for good measure."


... the lesson to be learned here is to never trust a Taru with a sword, I guess.

Anyway, to clean a bit of the bad taste that was sure to leave in your mouth, here's a pretty picture of some pretty nightflowers. The very same nightflowers you have to find to be a beastmaster.


Orko tried that job out, but unfortunately realized that he'd rather just kill all the beasts in his vicinity rather than control them. Anyhoo, that's it for now. More to come as more happens.

[MyzRain]

ROFL at the sheep picture. Thats one of the best screens I've ever seen!

[cloud_nine]

LOLZ, I love your journals! The fungus cap saga was hilarious ^^ I hope you guys keep us posted with your adventures delving into madness ^^

[Sephallis]

Damn Orko...you and Estya's journals are what makes the IronMaidenTroopers better than Neogundan (IMO)...*looks around to see if anyone will jump him...**casts protea. Yeah anyways you and estya need to make some more journals cuz they are freakin kickass! You da taru!

[tazirai]

fellow troopers

those are really good posts I like them grats on pally orko.

but I am disapointed senpai...
cute riesa demands pics of you burning things.
its makes our linkshell that more colorful...well orangey colorful anyway.

[Bebetaro]

Orko, your journals are the best.

We all love Puppet.

[StarvingArtist]

What better place to put in my own random pics? In my quest to make orange juice (which makes me want oj in real life for some reason) Orko watches me make purty bubbles.