"Guys can't hit girls." What are your thoughts?

[Armando]

Re: "Guys can't hit girls." What are your thoughts?

What about girls that become guys?

I think I'm allowed to punch them as hard as I would any other guy, if they want to be a guy so badly.

[WovenDarkness]

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Whoa, wait a minute there guys. The whole sex change thing is invalid, at least it is to me. One very simple motto to remember: Live and let live. Anything that violates that and you become fair game in my book. With zero regard to gender.

[MrMageo]

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what woven said

[Armando]

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It was a joke.

[WovenDarkness]

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It was a joke.

I must learn your humor. I'm sorry. I fails sometimes.

[eticket109]

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Can I start tossing out the random misogynistic jokes yet?

I'm sorry

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?




Nothing. Someone already told her twice.

[WishMaster3K]

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Lord, I was waiting for this part of the thread.

*WARNING - All of these are in bad taste*

Why do only 10% of women go to heaven?

Because if they all went, it would be hell.

Why are hangovers better than women?

Hangovers will go away.

Why did God give men penises?

So we'd always have at least one way to shut a woman up

Why are women like screen doors?

Once they get banged a few times, they loosen up.

How are women like parking spaces?

The best ones are taken, and the rest are handicapped.

What's the difference between your wife and your job?

After five years your job will still suck.

Why are hurricanes named after women?

When they come its warm and wet... when they go they take your house and car with them.

Why is your mom like a shotgun?

Two cocks and she's ready to blow.

Why is a good woman like a squirrel?

She always has nuts in her mouth.

[Malacite]

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Damn man... those are pretty bad > - <;

But it's OK to laugh since (I assume) no one here actually thinks that way towards women and means it.

[BurningPanther]

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Damn man... those are pretty bad > - <;

But it's OK to laugh since (I assume) no one here actually thinks that way towards women and means it.

I dunno, the "How are women like parking spaces?" Feels rather accurate most days.

[Luna]

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I dunno, the "How are women like parking spaces?" Feels rather accurate most days.

The best one's are always taken can be applied to both gender's imo.

handicapped? wth? I dunno doesn't seem like a reason to downgrade anyone imo. I guess some people are really shallow.

[eticket109]

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I think the joke is alluding to emotional and psychological 'handicaps' more than anything else... regardless, it's a joke. There's plenty of good women in the world. It's the shortage of chloroform that seems to be my biggest problem.

[TheGrandMom]

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It's the shortage of chloroform that seems to be my biggest problem.

Hmmm... I think I have a few bottles left from the case I bought back in the day when I had to snare a hubby. Used better part of that case on him too...he was a fighter!