What's wrong with the world today?

[WovenDarkness]

Re: What's wrong with the world today?

Yeah, I've had a team working on this over the past few weeks, and what we've come up with can be reduced to two fundamental concepts. One: People aren't eating enough hats. Two: Matter is energy. In the universe there are many energy fields which we cannot normally perceive. Some energies have a spiritual source which act upon a person's soul. However, this "soul" does not exist ab initio as orthodox Christianity teaches; it has to be brought into existence by a process of guided self-observation. However, this is rarely achieved owing to man's unique ability to be distracted from spiritual matters by everyday trivia.

I like this better:


A = Hats are matter.

B = Matter is energy

Therefore "C" is: Hats = Energy

Solution: Eat more Hats!!

...errr, maybe that's negative energy?

[Mhurron]

Re: What's wrong with the world today?

Yeah, I've had a team working on this over the past few weeks, and what we've come up with can be reduced to two fundamental concepts. One: People aren't eating enough hats. Two: Matter is energy. In the universe there are many energy fields which we cannot normally perceive. Some energies have a spiritual source which act upon a person's soul. However, this "soul" does not exist ab initio as orthodox Christianity teaches; it has to be brought into existence by a process of guided self-observation. However, this is rarely achieved owing to man's unique ability to be distracted from spiritual matters by everyday trivia.

[nanatsu]

Re: What's wrong with the world today?

Only thing wrong with the world is there's just not enough delicious cake.

More cake = problem solved.

[Jarre]

Re: What's wrong with the world today?

Is this the right room for an argument?
"I told you once."

God I love the pythons have all the DVD's, met Micheal Palin and Neil innes (the idiot song on hollywood bowl and also co-rote a few songs) and another thing they were british! i still stand by my argument that we gave the best comedy shows and comedians during 1960-2000 period (then it went down hill)

[WishMaster3K]

Re: What's wrong with the world today?

Nobody expects the Spanish inqu-

Yeah, nvm. =[

[Feba]

Re: What's wrong with the world today?



Screw you guys.

[Mhurron]

Re: What's wrong with the world today?

/bap Mhurron
I don't know what you're talking about.

HELP! HELP! I'm being repressed!

[Mog]

Re: What's wrong with the world today?

The problem is the violence inherent in the system.

/bap Mhurron

I don't know what you're talking about.

[Mhurron]

Re: What's wrong with the world today?

The problem is the violence inherent in the system.

[WishMaster3K]

Re: What's wrong with the world today?

Eviscerate the proletariat.

[Eiyoko]

Re: What's wrong with the world today?

My main problem with this world is stupid people.

Envy causes theft and murder.

Apathy and Arrogance together can cause other people to feel like dirt.

Rage can cause many things, even those listed above.

Cowardice can cause hesitation, which can lead to things becoming worse.

Ignorance, however, can be the most destructive, and not just to the ignorant.

[Akashimo]

Re: What's wrong with the world today?

And that'll be thier downfall. Because everyone and everything has a limit. They'll get careless then boom dominio effect.

[WovenDarkness]

Re: What's wrong with the world today?

Immortality to the smart people. Problem solved. They'll eventually see things get done and fixed.

One problem with that:

High IQ criminals....

[LilithAngel]

Re: What's wrong with the world today?

Immortality to the smart people. Problem solved. They'll eventually see things get done and fixed.

QFT

Example: The Time Machine

[Akashimo]

Re: What's wrong with the world today?

Immortality to the smart people. Problem solved. They'll eventually see things get done and fixed.