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  • The unOfficial, You know you play too much ffxi thread

    You know those jokes, that go something like "You know you play too much ffxi when..." well, lets make a list of them.


    "You know you play too much FFXI when you say "I'm not commiting suicide, I'm death warping."

    You know you play too much FFXI when you bring a Seek Sign to a Job interview.

    "You know you play too much FFXI when you try to zone the cops."


    Those are some I've found/made up, post ones you think are cool.
    In the moonlight, your face it glows.. like a thousand diamonds, I suppose.
    And your hair flows like.. The ocean breeze...
    Not a million fights could make me hate you, you’re invincible.
    Yeah, It’s true.
    It’s in your eyes, where I find peace.

    [I love you, Rebecca :D!]

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    Re: The unOfficial, You know you play too much ffxi thread

    You know you play too much FFXI when you go on IM applications and type /tell <user> <message>

    You know you play too much FFXI when you go to google.com and type /sea all <object of search>

    You know you play too much FFXI when you use the same controls to play other games and shout out loud "NO STUPID, ATTACK! DONT!!! DONT JUMP DOWN THE CLIFF!! Nooooooooooooooooooooo!"

    You know you play too much FFXI when you look at the clock and it's past 6 am, d'oh o_O

    (Those HAVE happened to me)
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    • #3
      Re: The unOfficial, You know you play too much ffxi thread

      You hold a black flag with a green "!" on it.
      ____________
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      • #4
        Re: The unOfficial, You know you play too much ffxi thread

        http://www.ffxionline.com/forums/showthread.php?t=38208
        Originally posted by Feba
        But I mean I do not mind a good looking man so long as I do not have to view his penis.
        Originally posted by Taskmage
        God I hate my periods. You think passing a clot through a vagina is bad? Try it with a penis.
        Originally posted by DakAttack
        ...I'm shitting dicks out of my eyeballs in excitement for the next bestgreating game of all time ever.

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        • #5
          Re: The unOfficial, You know you play too much ffxi thread

          You start talking like you're using the Auto Translate tool. IE:

          To Wife: Coffee (Do you have it?) (Can I have it?)
          To Boss: (Mega Boss) (Raise) (Yes, please.)
          To Kids: Diaper (Scent) (Impossible to Guage) (Deodorize) (Please check it.)

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          • #6
            Re: The unOfficial, You know you play too much ffxi thread

            I have to stop myself from doing that all the time. ^,^ Also ...

            ... you try to use the auto-translate function when typing IMs.
            ... you hit the auto-run key in other games.

            Do both of those all the time.
            lagolakshmi on Guildwork :: Lago Aletheia on Lodestone

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            • #7
              Re: The unOfficial, You know you play too much ffxi thread

              yeah you know how old that thread is lol
              In the moonlight, your face it glows.. like a thousand diamonds, I suppose.
              And your hair flows like.. The ocean breeze...
              Not a million fights could make me hate you, you’re invincible.
              Yeah, It’s true.
              It’s in your eyes, where I find peace.

              [I love you, Rebecca :D!]

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              • #8
                Re: The unOfficial, You know you play too much ffxi thread

                I just can't get used to games witohut auto run now >.<;
                Gokulo
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                • #9
                  Re: The unOfficial, You know you play too much ffxi thread

                  when i missed my midterms and got dropped from 5 classes...
                  There are painters who transform the sun into a yellow spot,
                  but there are others who with the help of their art and their intelligence
                  transform a yellow spot into the sun.

                  - Pablo Picasso

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                  • #10
                    Re: The unOfficial, You know you play too much ffxi thread

                    Originally posted by Jei
                    when i missed my midterms and got dropped from 5 classes...
                    ouch >.<

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                    • #11
                      Re: The unOfficial, You know you play too much ffxi thread

                      Originally posted by StarvingArtist
                      When you dream of playing, not being in the game as a character, but literally sitting in your chair playing as normal.
                      that happenned to me >.> once in a while.
                      There are painters who transform the sun into a yellow spot,
                      but there are others who with the help of their art and their intelligence
                      transform a yellow spot into the sun.

                      - Pablo Picasso

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                      • #12
                        Re: The unOfficial, You know you play too much ffxi thread

                        Jei wins...

                        I can identify with StarvingArtist too.

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                        • #13
                          Re: The unOfficial, You know you play too much ffxi thread

                          ditto... that and my daughter looks like a taru to me now >.<

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