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  • #2
    Re: How To Speak N00b - A Guide

    Originally posted by Taodyn
    N00b>> N00B!!! (english: apparently I am confused and think you may be a member of my species. Do you know Fred?)

    You>> I apologize for the misunderstanding. I am not a n00b.

    N00b>> STFU!!! (english: I am of a differing opinion and feel that it might be best if we agree to disagree)
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    • #3
      Re: How To Speak N00b - A Guide

      Lmaonaise! x)

      Guys guys, next time someone asks you for gil, tell your friends and LS mates to send him 8 gil, 1gil per Delivery box slot.
      signatures are for pussies mew mew mew, here's mine

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      • #4
        Re: How To Speak N00b - A Guide

        good stuff-

        Let us not forget about another variety- the I bought this level 50 character, so i know everything about the game, noob.

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        • #5
          Re: How To Speak N00b - A Guide

          Hmm.. I seem to remember reading this before.

          Either way... I'm still laughing as I type.
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          • #6
            Re: How To Speak N00b - A Guide

            Yeah I belive he posted it onl alla once. at least im hopeing its the same person and not someone takeing his idea. But im very sure it is him. there are like 12 episodes great stuff.
            Thanks to Kazuki for the amazing sig pic ^^

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            • #7
              Re: How To Speak N00b - A Guide

              hahaha!!

              I love it! Please make more!
              ~~~BLM SAM RNG NIN PLD~~~

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              • #8
                Re: How To Speak N00b - A Guide

                Golden.
                lagolakshmi on Guildwork :: Lago Aletheia on Lodestone

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                • #9
                  Re: How To Speak N00b - A Guide

                  Nice, I had a run-in with a pair the other day.

                  "FEEL THE RATH OF MY SUPER SAYIN POAWAS!!"
                  " BOOST KAMEHIME!"

                  Etc.

                  The PT failed and I went to quarantine myself in my MH.

                  "Dood why you leave?"

                  "I told you"

                  "OMFDG NOOB FUCK URSALF"


                  Edit:

                  Tao, your signature gave me an idea. I was just in the process of making a GM call, and asked if there were a [GM]Dave. He said there was no such GM.

                  I really want to make YTMND with the simple plan song and a screenie of him saying that.
                  Last edited by Matera; 05-11-2006, 12:05 PM.

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                  • #10
                    Re: How To Speak N00b - A Guide

                    I have a conversation to add.

                    I healed someone just inside Sandy's East Gate...
                    I mistook them for a newbie, so I was trying to help out...

                    n00b: how?
                    Me: How what?
                    n00b: heal
                    *Serryl checks the n00bs inventory to find their class*
                    Me: Well. You're a Warrior...And, don't have access to spells.
                    Me: If you want to use Cure, you should change your Job to a Mage at the Mog House.
                    n00b: no heal? y?
                    Me: Because you have to be a Mage.
                    n00b: ???
                    Me: This is pointless...
                    *Serryl Zones*


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                    • #11
                      Re: How To Speak N00b - A Guide

                      Natural Selection FAILS

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                      • #12
                        Re: How To Speak N00b - A Guide

                        Originally posted by Taodyn
                        N00b>> STFU i r teh 1337. (english: You must be mistaken, good sir or madam. I believe myself to be a quite a good player. On an unrelated matter, I also apparently enjoy math)
                        Yay for the reposting of this ^-^

                        I this guide and you are one of the funniest people ever XD

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                        • #13
                          Re: How To Speak N00b - A Guide

                          One.

                          Just one.

                          One n00b per day thrown to Jormungand.

                          Is that too much to ask?
                          Haggai

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                          I cAsTs ThE sPeLlS tHaT mAkEs ThE pEoPlEs FaLl DoWn.

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                          • #14
                            Re: How To Speak N00b - A Guide

                            So, lets get down to the point...

                            /sh ne 1 wan 2 cyborz???/?/?

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                            • #15
                              Re: How To Speak N00b - A Guide

                              I just went a step too far and imagined cybersex between two people who type like that. /shudder
                              lagolakshmi on Guildwork :: Lago Aletheia on Lodestone

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