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  • Hitori
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    Yes, the "n00b" has evolved from a handful of people to an actual species. It's true that they're disguised as every other player, but isn't there a way to identify them BEFORE you have the misfortune of interacting with them? Yes, yes there is.

    A good way to alert yourself and those around you of a possible n00b nearby is to look at their name. Many n00bs often choose the cliche, overused names based off of their favorite anime or game such and Dragonball Z, Yu-gi-OH, Inuyasha and the Final Fantasy series. These names are often horribly mispelled due to the fact that the original names are quickly taken.

    Do note that this isn't a sure-fire way to identify a n00b before interacting with them. This is simply a good way to know to approach with caution as there is a high possibility that that player may be a part of the n00b species.

    Heehee, I loved this guide on Alla, thank you for reposting it here! ^_^

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  • Kadenmire
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    Ha Ha don't feed the Noobs

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  • Aeni
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    Originally posted by Taskmage
    I just went a step too far and imagined cybersex between two people who type like that. /shudder
    Dirty ... dirty ... tarutaru.

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  • Neomage
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    Yay! You transported it!

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  • Taskmage
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    I just went a step too far and imagined cybersex between two people who type like that. /shudder

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  • Chardero
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    So, lets get down to the point...

    /sh ne 1 wan 2 cyborz???/?/?

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  • Haggai
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    One.

    Just one.

    One n00b per day thrown to Jormungand.

    Is that too much to ask?

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  • FyreSkye
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    Originally posted by Taodyn
    N00b>> STFU i r teh 1337. (english: You must be mistaken, good sir or madam. I believe myself to be a quite a good player. On an unrelated matter, I also apparently enjoy math)
    Yay for the reposting of this ^-^

    I this guide and you are one of the funniest people ever XD

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  • Matera
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    Natural Selection FAILS

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  • Serryl
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    I have a conversation to add.

    I healed someone just inside Sandy's East Gate...
    I mistook them for a newbie, so I was trying to help out...

    n00b: how?
    Me: How what?
    n00b: heal
    *Serryl checks the n00bs inventory to find their class*
    Me: Well. You're a Warrior...And, don't have access to spells.
    Me: If you want to use Cure, you should change your Job to a Mage at the Mog House.
    n00b: no heal? y?
    Me: Because you have to be a Mage.
    n00b: ???
    Me: This is pointless...
    *Serryl Zones*

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  • Matera
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    Nice, I had a run-in with a pair the other day.

    "FEEL THE RATH OF MY SUPER SAYIN POAWAS!!"
    " BOOST KAMEHIME!"

    Etc.

    The PT failed and I went to quarantine myself in my MH.

    "Dood why you leave?"

    "I told you"

    "OMFDG NOOB FUCK URSALF"


    Edit:

    Tao, your signature gave me an idea. I was just in the process of making a GM call, and asked if there were a [GM]Dave. He said there was no such GM.

    I really want to make YTMND with the simple plan song and a screenie of him saying that.
    Last edited by Matera; 05-11-2006, 01:05 PM.

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  • Taskmage
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    Golden.

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  • arcadia9
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    hahaha!!

    I love it! Please make more!

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  • Lyceius
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    Yeah I belive he posted it onl alla once. at least im hopeing its the same person and not someone takeing his idea. But im very sure it is him. there are like 12 episodes great stuff.

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  • Herrisa
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    Hmm.. I seem to remember reading this before.

    Either way... I'm still laughing as I type.

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