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    Since several people here enjoyed A Smithy's Life, I'd like to introduce another FFXI humor blog.

    Bannable Offenses

    It's the journal of a new GM named Dave who has a short attention span and an even shorter fuse.

    I hope you like it.


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    Frickin hilarious...

    Wife almost slapped me from laffin at the HNM call...

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      Re: [GM]Dave (Humor)

      Originally posted by Taodyn
      Since several people here enjoyed A Smithy's Life, I'd like to introduce another FFXI humor blog.

      Bannable Offenses

      It's the journal of a new GM named Dave who has a short attention span and an even shorter fuse.

      I hope you like it.
      Oh my god. XDXDXD

      [GM]Dave>> Hail, Adventurer! Pleasant days.
      Player>> Hail, Game Master. How does the day find you?
      [GM]Dave>> Uhh... good.
      [GM]Dave>> How about we cut the roleplay?
      Player>> Oh, cool.
      [GM]Dave>> So, what's up?
      Player>> This guy stole all of my gil.
      [GM]Dave>> Damn.
      [GM]Dave>> How'd he steal your gil?
      Player>> I traded it to him.

      XDXDXD

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        ahahahaha I LOVE the hnm entry for the simple fact someone posted a comment saying how much GMs suck and thinking the blog was legit. I don't care if the person was being sarcastic it's still funny as hell.


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        • #5
          Re: [GM]Dave (Humor)

          Similar stuff from a while back:
          http://www.ffxionline.com/forums/ffx...e.vol.1.a.html

          Double Post Edited:
          Btw ... impersonating a GM! BANNED!
          Last edited by Taskmage; 04-04-2006, 05:02 PM. Reason: Automerged Doublepost
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          • #6
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            Very funny stuff.
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            • #7
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              Fucking win lol

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              • #8
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                ok... ok.... my buddy and I just read these and we could not stop laughing... we have started to work on a few flash animations based off [GM]Dave! Yay for too much free time!
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                  Is this a real GM? i dont care either he is or not i couldn't stop laughing! X'D That's real humour right there.

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                  • #10
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                    You know how GM armor has that cool shimmer effect? That's not an effect. It's bottled up rage.
                    Pure hilarity.

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                      Oh my god I almost died reading the fish bot post.
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                      • #12
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                        Is it wrong that I would have taken your untimely demise as a compliment?

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                          If we're to take hentai villians as an example, then yes. Sowing death by pleasure is evil, and delighting in it is wrong.

                          It's ok though, I don't blame you. ^^
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                            That almost got me in trouble at work for laughing to loud lol . This line should be put to use....

                            Seriously. If you are going to place a GM call (or be a ***), save yourself some time and follow these simple steps:

                            1) delete your character
                            2) delete your content ID
                            3) uninstall the game
                            4) set your computer on fire


                            This should be a general rule for ALOT of players period.

                            Which FF Character Are You?

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                            • #15
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                              There was something sorta like this somewhere, I really cant recall where I read it. It personifies all the hnms in the game, like fafnir, nidhogg, tiamat, vrtra, etc etc and it basically is a chat room log of what they think about us players. it's pretty darn funny. Fafnir always gets pwnd for some reason and all the other wyrms laugh at him.
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