Counter-Strike vs Strippers.

jenova_9 · 11-01-2009, 02:58 AM

This is the most hilarious videogame related story I heard this month.

Strippers or Counter-Strike — Which Gets a Gamer's Attention?

'Over in Moscow, two top Counter-Strike teams met in a LAN contest. As soon as they started runnin' and gunnin' however, the promoter threw in a surprise to test the team's focus: Strippers. Russian strippers. Let's get to the NSFW!'

English Russia reports that

"it was impossible to put an attention of those hopeless men off. The game was drawing to a close and the ladies were sweating as much as they could, but the eyes of the tough players were nailed to the screens tight."

In the matchup, the team forZe bested rival Virtus.pro.

Omgwtfbbqkitten · 11-01-2009, 03:41 AM

More proof that Counterstrike players shouldn't breed.

Tickmeoff · 11-01-2009, 04:52 AM

If I were good enough at any competitive game to be participating in a tournament I'm pretty sure I would rather try and win said tournament than stare at some sluts that wouldn't even give me the time of day if someone weren't slipping $20s into their panties.

Armando · 11-01-2009, 01:43 PM

These men are heroes.

Clever Ninja · 11-01-2009, 01:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Omgwtfbbqkitten

More proof that Counterstrike players shouldn't breed.

Cause they didn't waste their time staring at random sluts who they'll prolly never see again? Clearly we see why YOU shouldn't breed if you think paying attention to strippers was the smart choice there.

Omgwtfbbqkitten · 11-01-2009, 05:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Clever Ninja

Cause they didn't waste their time staring at random sluts who they'll prolly never see again? Clearly we see why YOU shouldn't breed if you think paying attention to strippers was the smart choice there.

Actually, upon review of the photos up on Destructoid, two of the three strippers were worth ignoring. Resisting the other two would be pretty easy and you'd even want to slap them for getting near the monitor.

Even so, I don't think these players ever have a hope of getting laid anyway. When you're dealing with people who insist "random grenades" and sniper rifles are cheating, its just best to keep moving on up the social ladder past that game.

Pwnagraphic · 11-01-2009, 06:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Omgwtfbbqkitten

Actually, upon review of the photos up on Destructoid, two of the three strippers were worth ignoring. Resisting the other two would be pretty easy and you'd even want to slap them for getting near the monitor.

Even so, I don't think these players ever have a hope of getting laid anyway. When you're dealing with people who insist "random grenades" and sniper rifles are cheating, its just best to keep moving on up the social ladder past that game.

HA! So true.

TheGrandMom · 11-01-2009, 09:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Omgwtfbbqkitten

More proof that Counterstrike players shouldn't breed.

Too late, I already did......and my son plays too.

That was f**king AWESOME! Kudos to those guys....strippers come and go but CS will go on forever!

DakAttack · 11-02-2009, 05:29 AM

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Originally Posted by TheGrandMom

CS will go on forever!

This is how you make me feel when you say things like that.

TheGrandMom · 11-03-2009, 10:44 PM

/comfort Dak

The truth hurts sometimes.

Pwnagraphic · 11-04-2009, 12:25 PM

Lol.. I haven't played CS in almost 8 years..

DakAttack · 11-04-2009, 12:56 PM

My brother and I used to play. I'm not sure why I played, but my brother played solely to make people rage out. Most often, it backfired and he raged out. He was never against using aimbots and wallhacks in his efforts. This is an accurate indicator of future criminal behavior.

TheGrandMom · 11-04-2009, 11:19 PM

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Originally Posted by DakAttack

My brother and I used to play. I'm not sure why I played, but my brother played solely to make people rage out. Most often, it backfired and he raged out. He was never against using aimbots and wallhacks in his efforts. This is an accurate indicator of future criminal behavior.

I don't use any hacks but I sometimes do enjoy making people rage. LOL If my son and I play its so funny to have him say "Dude! That was my MOTHER that just...<insert some method of pwning here>" I usually get hunted down after that though. lol

11-01-2009, 02:58 AM	#1
jenova_9 Member Bronze Ribbon of Service Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 668 Style: Light Theme V7 Thanks: 8 Thanked 22x in 17 Posts	Counter-Strike vs Strippers. This is the most hilarious videogame related story I heard this month. Strippers or Counter-Strike — Which Gets a Gamer's Attention? 'Over in Moscow, two top Counter-Strike teams met in a LAN contest. As soon as they started runnin' and gunnin' however, the promoter threw in a surprise to test the team's focus: Strippers. Russian strippers. Let's get to the NSFW!' English Russia reports that "it was impossible to put an attention of those hopeless men off. The game was drawing to a close and the ladies were sweating as much as they could, but the eyes of the tough players were nailed to the screens tight." In the matchup, the team forZe bested rival Virtus.pro.

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