[Rodin]

Originally Posted by Illuen

You know, I just spent 10 minutes trying to think of a way to make the title "Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater" funnier than it currently is. So far, I'm unsucessful.

Metal Gear Sold 3: You spend 8 hours playing this game trying to figure out what the fuck it has to do with the series, all in order to understand the 10 minute ending to the next game.

Xenosomething: Yet another robot game...we're sooo sorry we couldn't keep the license from the original.

Tekken: Same Characters, Same Plot, Different Console.

Dragon Quest: PLEASE, stop playing Final Fantasy games and pay attention to us.

Pokemon: You'll never catch 'em all.........you'll grow up far sooner than we'll stop dreaming up new ones.

Halo: Andriod tries to stop aliens from blowing up a ring and destroying the universe. Then ends up blowing the bitch up to stop a small floating orb who's the final boss instead of the leader of the Flood. (Don't forget to watch the extended ending, so we can continue to milk this cash cow.)

Resident Evil: Where the fuck are the zombies?

Final Fantasy VII: Yet another spin-off, but no PS3 remake bitches!

(/derail thread: Why did they do a game starring Vincent? If they wanted to make money, they should've made a game starring Sephiroth and made it about the War of Wutai and all the events leading up to his eventual psychotic episode)

[Firewind]

Daikatana 2
Disgaea: Hour of Mildy Overcast Weather
Grand Theft Chocobo
Triangle Hero
Big Game Hunter: PETA Edition
Splinter Cell: Minimum Security Orphanage
Dynasty Warriors: Lolicon Edition
Pokemon Iron Pyrite

[Lmnop]

Originally Posted by Rodin

Resident Evil: Where the fuck are the zombies?

I laughed. More than I should've.

(/derail thread: Why did they do a game starring Vincent? If they wanted to make money, they should've made a game starring Sephiroth and made it about the War of Wutai and all the events leading up to his eventual psychotic episode)

Not that those events would be disinteresting, but I really wanted a Vincent game. I even like the plot (what I saw of it and what my brother told me of it - I only played about 2 hours of it myself). Which only serves to infuriate me further.

Whenever I think "Dirge of Cerberus" I get pissed off at how poor the game was. Enough to make me strongly consider canceling my FFXI account and never buy another S-E game again. It was so blatantly just taking advantage of fan boys.

[Yellow Mage]

Originally Posted by Firewind

Pokemon Iron Pyrite

Hey, wait a minute! This isn't Jhoto! This is like some kind of cheep knockoff!
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Also, not exactly a translated game, but imagine this for a bit:

Halo: Combat Ascended

Think about all the meanings that could have . . .

[Lunaryn]

.hack//OVERPRICED

[Durahansolo]

Splinter Cell: Pandora's Box
Splinter Cell: Chaos Emeralds
Grand Theft Auto: I.V. (Intravenous therapy)
Battlefield: Bad Luck
Battlefield: Mortal Combat
Guitar Hero III: The World Is Yours
Start Ocean: Apocalypse
Super Smash Bros: Crawl
Chokehold
Disgaea 3: Are we done with 1 & 2 yet?
Lost Illiad

[TheGrandMom]

Originally Posted by Durahansolo

Battlefield: Bad Luck

That's what its called when I play it! LOL

[Durahansolo]

Originally Posted by Firewind

Pokemon Iron Pyrite

Originally Posted by Yellow Mage

Hey, wait a minute! This isn't Jhoto! This is like some kind of cheep knockoff!

Brokemon: Gotta Buy Em All

[LilithAngel]

Originally Posted by Firewind

Dynasty Warriors: Lolicon Edition

Isn't that what it is normally anyways?






Dynasty Warriors: Watch us Underpay Zhao Yun Again to be our Posterboy
Grand Theft Identity: Credit Fraud Edition
Guilty Gear XXX: Hardcore "Tension"
Metal Gear Solid 5: Kojima's Lost us on This One, So Here's Some Nifty Military Action in High Res
BurntOut
Armored Core 5 RE Omega X Alpha Plus Hyper ++ Ray X: The Expansion Disc
Mega Man Zero Axl Sigma DASH 14: The One Where A Couple of Kids Completely Unrelated to the Franchise Fight Some Robots Because the Soul of Some Jackass Robot That Was the Bastard Son of the 3rd Cousin to a Guy That Knew the Story of Megaman X and Zero From 400 Years Ago Possesed Some Random Computer Somewhere

[Susurrus]

Originally Posted by Rodin

(/derail thread: Why did they do a game starring Vincent? If they wanted to make money, they should've made a game starring Sephiroth and made it about the War of Wutai and all the events leading up to his eventual psychotic episode)

You obviously haven't played Crisis Core. While it didn't star Sephiroth he was a major character and it covered that.

[Rodin]

Originally Posted by Susurrus

You obviously haven't played Crisis Core. While it didn't star Sephiroth he was a major character and it covered that.

I have a portable DVD player already, so no...I haven't. lol (All PSP is really good for, IMO)

I'm pissed that FFVII:CC was put on it. -.-

[Firewind]

Originally Posted by LilithAngel

Isn't that what it is normally anyways?

I was thinking more DW: Bishounen, Fanservice and terrible voice acting edition

Guitar Hero 4: The Inevitable Overdose
Call of Duty: Zulu War
Metal Gear Geriatrics
Fallout 4: Hiroshima Edition
Pygmy Warriors
Halo 4: Spartans Gone Wild
DeadFantasy
Tales of Symphonia 2: the Inevitable Child Actor's Breakdown
Grandma Turismo
Wikipedia Raider
The Elder Scrolls V: We can't be bothered to remake Tamriel so just have another province's story that destroys story continuity
Dead of Alive: Pettanko Edition

[Rodin]

Tomb Raider: Bounce Bounce

Dead or Alive: Jiggle Jiggle

Duke Nukem: So much masculinity, you'd think it was a Gunther music video.

Guitar Hero: 3 songs you want to play, but you have to play the other 24 songs by bands you've never heard of to get to them.

Splinter Cell: One Night in Paris.

[Armando]

Guilty Gear: Sex.

Oh wait.

YouTube

YouTube

Also, "Castlevania: Rondo of Life Energy" (Akumajo Dracula X: Chi no Rondo)

[LilithAngel]

I will, of course, have to track that down. Bad English dub and all.