Halloween 2012 - What Creepy Creatures Lie Within?

[Aksannyi]

It's that time of year again!

HALLOWEEN!

So, what are all of you doing for costumes?



I've decided to go with zombie ballerina. I am going to make the costume myself. I have a bunch of dance costumes I can use to model it after - I would just use one of those and be done with it, but being a zombie is going to require me to muck up the thing quite a bit, and the dance costumes are a priceless part of my history that I would never ruin, so I'm going to need to acquire a shitty one from Goodwill or something.

Gonna put my hair in a bun then pull some of it out and tease it to death, gonna do a lot of make up and fake blood, do the nails, and I even have an old ratty pair of toe shoes I can use.

It's gonna be sick.

[cidbahamut]

I haven't had a Halloween costume since...middle school was it? It's been a while.

The best costume I've ever seen is still one my friend made back in elementary school. He went trick-or-treating as The Milk Thing, complete with an accompanying song to the tune of Wild Thing.

[Mezlo]

Whatever the wife picks out for us. We have an agreement, she doesn't ask me what I want to dress up as for Halloween, and she does all the work picking everything out, and I'll wear it. The 1st year we were bikers. The 2nd year I was the big bad wolf and she was little red riding hood (pics are on her facebook page, lol) and this year... she'll be 6-7 months pregnant so... who knows what she'll feel like doing.

[Taskmage]

I haven't worn a Halloween costume in several years either, but then I saw

these, the coolest costumes ever

on youtube, and decided I had to do something like them. Looks somewhat expensive to put together though, so maybe next year.

[cidbahamut]

Those things remind me of the landstriders in Dark Crystal.

[Taskmage]

Spot on. From the video description:

We were inspired by the Frouds who made the Landstriders in the Dark Crystal. They have seen them in person and love them! We were also inspired by Miyazaki.

[Yygdrasil]

and this year... she'll be 6-7 months pregnant so... who knows what she'll feel like doing.

My suggestion: She should be a Nun and you should be a Priest. It's both funny and controversial.

[Satori]

Aks my dear you could "back comb" the $h!7 out of your hair for that crazy dragged through a bush look and apply Talc powder to your brush a little to brush it through for a dusty effect.
It one of the things I do to my wigs sometimes.

I have no idea what I'm going to be for this years Hell-o-weird !

[Aksannyi]

Yeah I'm gonna be fucking my hair all up lol. It will be so much fun.

[Mezlo]

My suggestion: She should be a Nun and you should be a Priest. It's both funny and controversial.

Yyg, are you going to be going as a guy with a small prick again this year?

[Yygdrasil]

Nah, but last year I came up with a costume that got a lot out laughs without having to spend a penny. Any of you can feel free to use it if you'd like.

I showed up to the party I was going to in nothing but a pair of Jeans. No shirt, no shoes, no socks, no hat. Here's how my interactions went with almost everyone there:

Some person: What are you supposed to be? A hobo or something? The Situation? I don't get it.
Me: I'm Premature Ejaculation
Some person: What?
Me: It's simple. I came in my jeans.

[cidbahamut]

Classy.

[Squiggs]

My suggestion: She should be a Nun and you should be a Priest. It's both funny and controversial.

My wife and I did this when she was pregnant with our first. You know, the last time we went to a Halloween party.

[Taskmage]

You know, the last time we went to a Halloween party.

[DakAttack]

I'm thinking about going as Mantis Toboggan. I can throw on a nice button-down, tie, and lab coat costume, then stuff it with Magnum condoms. I'll "accidentally" drop them periodically, then announce to the room that they're for my monster dong as I pick them up. I'll probably tell a few people they've got the AIDs big time.