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Old 10-26-2009, 10:22 AM   #1
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It's the Rapture - are your pets safe?
A friend showed this to me just now on MSN ...

Pay An Atheist For Post-Rapture Pet Care - NewsOn6.com - Tulsa, OK - News, Weather, Video and Sports - KOTV.com |


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Posted: Oct 22, 2009 4:16 PM EDT Thursday, October 22, 2009 4:16 PM EST Updated: Oct 22, 2009 6:38 PM EDT Thursday, October 22, 2009 6:38 PM EST
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 Eternal Earth-Bound Pets offers a 10-year contract guaranteeing that an atheist will adopt the pet that's left behind by its raptured owner. (AP Photo)

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ALSTEAD, N.H. -- Christians who believe they'll vanish from Earth in the rapture can now hire an atheist to care for their pets.
For $110, Eternal Earth-Bound Pets offers a 10-year contract guaranteeing that an atheist will adopt the pet that's left behind by its raptured owner. Additional pets can be covered for $15.
The company's owner, Bart Centre, said his pet rescuers definitely won't be raptured because they've all blasphemed the Holy Spirit in writing, committing what they believe Jesus called the unforgivable sin.
His Web site said the rescuers are animal lovers who "are committed to step in when you step up to Jesus."
Centre said he doesn't believe in God or the rapture, but is offering a service for those who do.
The service is available in 22 states, including Oklahoma.
Learn more about how you can protect your pet post-rapture.

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Old 10-26-2009, 10:29 AM   #2
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Re: It's the Rapture - are your pets safe?
.......what?!

.....wow......just wow......
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Old 10-26-2009, 10:30 AM   #3
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This mans a fucking genius
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Old 10-26-2009, 10:32 AM   #4
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Old 10-26-2009, 11:14 AM   #5
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Re: It's the Rapture - are your pets safe?
My pets are Christians as well.... so this won't really work out for me.
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Probably shouldn't tell people about what you have locked in your basement, Evion.

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Just when I thought the world couldn't be any dumber.
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Yeah nothing else to this thread really, just thought it was a funny story ^^

Can lock it now :3
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Wow...

This is actually kinda amusing lol. Who would actually pay for this anyways? Theres no signs of the rapture comeing soon anyways if people actually paid attention. XD
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