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Old 10-13-2009, 02:42 AM   #1
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Has this ever happened to you @ a vending machine?




^ that is so fucked up! Man I <3 Failblog. I've seen things get stuck in a machine before but that's just bullshit!


EDIT: Oh sweet Jesus just when I thought people couldn't be any more retarded;

Bitch, are you for real?!



EDIT 2: Okay I take that back, this is by far the most frightening thing involving a cop I've ever seen. Honestly WHAT THE FUCK?!


Please tell me this isn't real... for love of humanity....
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Old 10-13-2009, 03:30 AM   #2
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whats the problem with showing a little love to live stock?
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Cows learn anatomy differently than other farm animals.
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lmao, that is so epic fail that I don't even know what to say about it. He's already going to get plenty of ridicule from his police co-workers and possibly from people he pulls over in the future.

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Old 10-13-2009, 07:12 AM   #6
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Thats humans for ya...

LOL @ the vid though. XD I needed that laugh.
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I used to fill/fix vending machines for a living. I f**cking hated people that would not get the item yet keep putting money in. They'd come up to me with a complaint slip and it would say $5+ on it. I'd be like "Seriously?? You stood there and just kept giving the damn machine money even though you were getting nothing in return? You didn't notice that the machine doesn't have any flashing lights, ringing bells, or various fruit on spinning wheels, huh?"
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lmfao, damn I feel for ya TGM. I only ever tried it a second time, if that.

There's a video from failblog somewhere of an idiot kid who thought he'd jump kick the machine for fun and ended up smashing the glass and falling on his ass.... f'ing retard.
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Honestly, this was back when candy bars and chips were 25 cents. So $5 worth was a lot of trying and nothing dropping. We eventually put a limit on refunds because of it. I also had to replace all the glass with plexiglass after an idiot broke the glass and cut himself because he was trying to beat the machine into dropping his shit. Or the idiots that would use some pointy item to stuff dollar bills into the changer because it would keep spitting them out. IT SPITS THEM OUT FOR A REASON! I always said I'd like to mount a camcorder in the break rooms just to see the idiots in action.
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We eventually put a limit on refunds because of it. I also had to replace all the glass with plexiglass after an idiot broke the glass and cut himself because he was trying to beat the machine into dropping his shit. Or the idiots that would use some pointy item to stuff dollar bills into the changer because it would keep spitting them out. IT SPITS THEM OUT FOR A REASON!
Wow... What a bunch of Idiots.

It does get a bit annoying when it keeps spitting the bills out and you don't have any change, and no one else is around to exchange it with XD
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