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Old 08-01-2009, 09:27 PM   #1
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Drunk man got two hammered | The Sun |News



"A DRUNK Romanian thought he'd hit on a good idea to solve his toilet troubles — sticking TWO HAMMERS (just the hammer heads) up his bum.

These incredible x-rays show how Viorel Firoiu attempted to nail his severe constipation with the help of his handy tools.

The intoxicated 48-year-old turned up at his local hospital complaining of excruciating stomach pain.

Worried doctors, in Orlea, southern Romania, carried out scans and were knocked sideways to find he had not one but TWO hammerheads stuck in his rear end.

Hospital spokeswoman Dr Cristina Bontescu said: "He was a bit drunk and said he had been eating cherries that had left him badly constipated.

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"He said he had a few drinks to dull the pain and then came up with the idea of poking a hammerhead up his backside in the hope of sorting out the constipation.

"But the hammerhead got stuck and then he came up with the idea of using a second hammerhead in order to try and get out the first - but then he lost the second one as well."

Surgeons had to perform surgery to remove the striking objects."

This is from The Sun so take it for what its worth. I just got a huge laughing fit when I saw it. I have family members that are emergency room doctors/nurses and we hear a lot of stories at family get togethers and I can't believe some of the items they've found in rectums!
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Old 08-01-2009, 09:31 PM   #2
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Oh.. my.. god.. what the hell?
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Re: Iron does NOT help with constipation...

WTF?
"Oh gee, I can't poop today, I better see if i can fix this.. WITH A HAMMER!"
"Oh gee, it seems the hammer has gotten stuck. There is only one way to fix this... WITH A SECOND HAMMER!"

What the fuck was in his drink?
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Old 08-01-2009, 10:33 PM   #5
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Re: Iron does NOT help with constipation...
Tries to fix everything with hammers? Reminds me of someone I knew from my youth.

Also, that guy must have a pretty amazing anus to hold two hammer heads. I'm not sure if I'm more impressed or shocked.
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Old 08-01-2009, 10:38 PM   #6
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Re: Iron does NOT help with constipation...
Wow ... what ... the ... fuck.

Guess you could say he was ... hammered?
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Guess you could say he was ... hammered?
I was waiting for someone to say that...
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Old 08-02-2009, 01:48 AM   #8
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To be fair, this is basically the entire concept behind SE's customer service.
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I'm not even gonna reply to this thread.
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It's stories like these that made me become a nurse.
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To be fair, this is basically the entire concept behind SE's customer service.
Which one? Trying to fix everything with a hammer, or shoving hammer heads up customer's asses?
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Why can't it be both?
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"How did he get two fish-hooks stuck in his hand?"

"He got one stuck in there while fishing, and he tried to use the second fish-hook to remove the first one!"
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