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Old 01-19-2009, 10:52 AM   #31
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Yeah, sure.

We all know you have guns. You just want us to get rid of our guns, so you can use your guns to enslave us!


TYRANT!

EDIT: WOULD-BE-TYRANT!
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How is any of that funny?
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Old 01-19-2009, 11:11 AM   #32
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Who said it was supposed to be funny?

The liberal communists who want to take my guns? They think LIFE is a JOKE!
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Old 01-19-2009, 01:18 PM   #33
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Ew!

No.



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I mean, Balfree, dude!
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BAL! I knew you were cheating on me you lech! I knew I shouldn't have believed you when you said those undies I found in the bathtub were yours!
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I am confused why you are putting panties in the bathtub. My dates typically do not end up there still possessing that article of clothing. This was the plan for getting them into the bathtub in the first place. You, my friend, are clearly weird.

Aside from that, the Sushi Video was hilarious. The pickled ginger reference made me fall out of the chair. I really like eating that, although I had at least thought I knew what it was made from.
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US MC Donal's don't have teriyaki burger...... I want that on the menu!


The pic of the burger looked really good.
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Old 01-19-2009, 03:54 PM   #39
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Both of my lady-men want me at the same time...
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Ummm....excuse me! THIS:

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You're right TGM, I meant I was!
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Wow, I am so mugging some japanese people. Thanks TGM!
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You can make them yourself at home. They're pretty ok, but it's kinda pointless.
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Re: Japanese Travel Tips (Humor)
My son went nuts over the wiener wrap pizzas too.

Buy yourself come cresent rolls and a package of your favorite hot dogs. Cut the hot dogs in half and roll each half up in one cresent roll. TA DA! Wiener wraps! Wiener wraps take about 12 minutes to cook so if you are using homemade pizza dough you might need to let the pizza cook a little before putting them on. (i.e. pizza takes 25 minutes then let it cook for 23ish and then take it out and put the wiener wraps on it.)

Some variations; Cut the half of hot dog in half the long way and put some cheese between the 2 halves and then wrap it up in the cresent roll. And/or stick a 1/3 of a strip of PRE-COOKED bacon or ham in with the hot dog and then wrap in the cresent roll. You can put whatever you like in with the hot dog....relish, onions, green/red peppers, etc. and then wrap and cook them. Experiment!
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Nah, they come out fine if you use pizza dough; unless you lean towards the extremely-soft-and-mushy side of pizza instead of cooking it well.
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