[Feba]

So feba goes to check his email.

Hello,

I am trying to reach the person who manages online advertising for ffxionline.com. Morans Inc. provides an advertising program that displays highly relevant, targeted ads to search engine visitors. 30,000 publishers like you are running * Morans Inc. | Premium* ads and Google AdSense ads on the same pages.

Morans Inc. | Premium sample Ad for ffxionline.com[which gets traffic for "data error ffxi"] [PS: You might have to enable your email reader to "Show Images" if you don't see it below]

[I'm too lazy to host the image, but it's just ads]

You can read about our *Morans Inc. | Premium* program or alternatively please let me know who I should contact. Thanks.

Regards,
Stu Pidaz, Vice President
Morans, Inc
300 Knickers Rd, Marlboro, PM
www.moransinc.com
AIM: moransincstu
Toll Free: (800) DUMB ASS


PS: I am reaching out to you because it looks like you get good search engine traffic and so Morans Inc. | Premium should perform good for you. Please do indicate if you wish to be not contacted by me. Thanks.

Names changed to protect and disparage the incredibly stupid. Address changed to similar names that looked funny.


Seriously though, what the hell?

[Mhurron]

There's this think called "SPAM" ; you should probably look it up.

Also, there aren't Nigerians that think you're the next in line to their king.

[TheGrandMom]

Feba IS their king. Watch out Feba, they are looking to replace you!

[Jarre]

Feba part of the admin team? <insert religeous belief icon> help us if that were to be true!!!

[Feba]

Originally Posted by Mhurron

There's this think called "SPAM" ; you should probably look it up.

Yes. But it makes no sense to send this to me. There's no advertising content in the message besides "Hey, put us on your side dudes"

Originally Posted by Mhurron

Also, there aren't Nigerians that think you're the next in
line to their king.

What kind of an idiot do you think I am? He only left a lot of money in his will for me before his death in a tragic plane crash. That doesn't entitle me to the throne!

[Phanex]

LOL did you change the Rd's name too? That's funny even if you didn't.

Meh nevermind, my bad. I see now.

[Mog]

Originally Posted by Feba

Yes. But it makes no sense to send this to me. There's no advertising content in the message besides "Hey, put us on your side dudes"

If there's a link somewhere in the message, it makes perfect sense to send to you. He has virus, he sends virus, you get virus. Success.

[Feba]

It's a legitimate company and wobsite. Good guess, but that's not it.

[Ellipses]

Please do indicate if you wish to be not contacted by me.

I would not be so quick to disparage someone who apparently has a time machine.

[Omniblast]

Aww damn you caught me. I was the one that put Feba's e-mail out on Craig's list, Linkedin and Friendster.

[Tickmeoff]

Did not even realize you changed their name til I got to 800 DUMB ASS

[WovenDarkness]

1) Something is rotten in Denmark....

or

2) Guy is way off of his rocker.

or

3) Someone is playing a really good practical joke.


Seeing as you feel it's legit, yeah, it's a bit dumb, but no harm no foul. You could politely inform him that he's mistaken you for someone else. Good for a laugh. ....of course if he turns out to be a meathead, you could always sign his email address up for some of the *finer* internet *publications*.....

[Icemage]

This guy is an idiot. I've never been on any halfway decent forum where the admins had the highest postcount. Not even close.


Icemage

[Feba]

Originally Posted by Icemage

I've never been on any halfway decent forum where the admins had the highest postcount.

uh.

[Balfree]

i haf 2991 posts? D: