Official bored at work / just shooting the shit / no rails to derail thread

[Murphie]

Because you're trying to be a man and deal with it yourself?

Well, that's a stupid reason.

[Akashimo]

Well, that's a stupid reason.

Stupid reason for stupid question

[DakAttack]

My life has diminished because my basement is unfinished. I wish there was somebody I could call about my dilemma.

So:

I flipped the channel to Jerry Springer for a second today, a long second, and it was an episode called Hillbilly Hullabaloo. It was these two redneck ladies yelling at each other, and a bell would randomly ring and cause the two ladies to start swinging. The lady security guards would promptly pull them apart, and they would begin yelling again. These two guys came out on the stage at one point and started yelling too, until the bell rang and they started fighting. The guards pulled them apart, and then gave one of them an eight count (which the audience participated in), slapped the man, asked him if he was ready, and threw him back in the fight. All the while half of a man stood on his hands next to a stripper pole off the side.

What a day. This is how I feel at the moment:

[Murphie]

Stupid reason for stupid question

All of my questions are awesome.

Dak - It sounds like a skillfully crafted ballet.

[Akashimo]

If they be awesome, they wouldn't get stupid responses

[Murphie]

If they be awesome, they wouldn't get stupid responses

Well, you can't really help it.

[Akashimo]

Murphie's Awesome skill falls to 0.
Feba's Troll skill rises to 272.
Yellow Mage's Red skill rises to 210.
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[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXjedK5IZjc[/youtube]
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[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5Sljbo36S4[/youtube]scroll to 7:31 for the best moment ever ^^

[Murphie]

Sometimes I think to myself, "Self, one day Aka will start to make sense," but then I think a little more, and I realize that, yeah, not so much.

[Akashimo]

Course not. Thats a bad thing if I do in your mind. Now shush and enjoy youtube clips.

[Callisto]

Oh man...apparently my work finally wised up to how I've been spending my days, and added most of the forums I spend time on to sites blocked by our web filters, including my LS' guildportal page and ffxiclopedia. I might actually have to work for most of the days now. ; ;

Anyways I took some time to make some 'gear' for my LSmates, most are inside jokes but you still may chuckle at a few:

The LS leader Tanith, our main tank for most events, he delevels all 5 of his 75 jobs pretty frequently...


My cousin, Osarian, who has an intense love for friend chicken, we call him "The Colonel":


Finzenku, one of our senior members who tends to get a bit emo now and then:


Thisisi, our local DRG expert, who has a phobia of oranges taking over the world:


Fef, our resident potty-mouthed Taru WHM:


Her husband Motown, who likes to label people as 'tools' and listen to old music:


Vook, one of our Manthras:


An accessory for our Nyzul Isle runs, where we seem to get done in by random Dahaks often(led to the LS saying of "there was XXXXX.....and a Dahak!" everytime we wipe to something):


And finally my personal relic weapon, which magnifies my one true weakness: Bubble Shower.

[Caspian]

So Dak, the bell thing, is it some sort of Pavlovian experiment to get people to fight whenever they hear a bell?
Reminds me of Dwight and the Altoids...

[Yellow Mage]

Turns out, I'm the only one in my family who appreciates the awesomeness that are the Elite Beat Agents.

. . . Weak. -_-;

[Akashimo]

*stabs thread* Oops meant to kill it... guess this is the opposite effect.

[Raydeus]

I was gonna post on the acomplishment thread that I had finally gotten Hikari Sasuhou -Metal Version - but it turns out it's just a rip of the anime song, so it doesn't sound as good and it's 1:30 long.

Then again that isn't an XI acomplishment either. /shrug


/em stabs Aka.

[Akashimo]

/em counters with back hand blow