[Kyoto]

ok here is the story of the DS

In the Winter of 2003 the Nintendo development team gather together in their secret headcorders in Tokyo Japan to speak of their newest creation. The place that they were given to work with was said to be the greatest area that Nintendo currently has, Nintendo supposidly has its headquarters here and is proud to say that its the most advanced building they owne today. Luckely because of the Gaming Central Ninjas we have been able to get a Photo of the place in which their top secret meeting took place



During this meeting the Nintendo Officials gave their develepers the same treatment that they do everytime they develop a game. Free booz and marajuana. During this high they were able to speak freely and play other games to get ideas. One develper was struck with an idea as he sat playing his Gameboy SP. He looked at the screen druged up and breath smelling of booz. He saw a vision even though his vission was blurred and the idea sprun up.

Thus the DS came into existence. The team worked hard into the night finishing keg after keg to get the job done, finally they had the plans worked out for the new handheld device

And already before morning they had their first prototype which is said to work jsut as good as the current model

After a few months of alcahol induced comas the development team was done and the product was sent off the be sold to the public.
I would just like to take this time to thank the Great people at nintendo for once again filling our shelves with pieces of crap.
NOW LETS GIVE A BIG HAND TO THE NINTENDO DEVELOPMENT TEAM:


Story By:
Kyoto
Photos by:
The Gaming Central Ninjas
Developed By:
Kyotos twisted little mind
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[TheMidg]

Hilarious XD

But the DS roxZorZ

[Pai Pai Master]

Ah, good ol' Nintendo.

Fifty bucks says the Nintendo Revolution doesn't use standard media format, and cripples it's capabilities in some way as a result. I mean really, mini-DVDs for a home console like the Gamecube? The PSP's UMD stores more information than that.

[Ockman]

yeah, ds looks awesome. I'm pretty sure i'm getting it for xmas. I can't wait! but some of the pictures were kinda funny lol I liked the 2 gameboy's taped together.

[Kyoto]

yesterday i was playing a DS floormodel at a EB Games and broke it ^o^; woopsi. . . I didnt tell the ppl cuz i wasnt onna buy a broken floor madel >< somehow by pushing down on the screen the screen turned negative and the writers pad didnt work anymore >< i was playing on it kinda hard but thats b/c i was playing against a friend in metroid and couldnt figure out how to change the controls and u had to use the pad to look around (worse control setup ive had) Buuuuuuuuuuut. .. . .. . . The graphics and gameplay is godly and once you get someone to change the controls for you into the standard old ones then the games could be really fun. I like the wireless connection play and was so surprised that during the whole time there were no glitches in the gameplay while wireless.