[Kitalrez]

Well, I was curious how long it would take Sailor Moon to show up in Vana'Diel. Guess I got my answer...

[Mhurron]

Originally Posted by Armando

1) She's bad-ass enough to be there every time something Shadow Lord-related happens.
2) Her dad's awesome.
3) Explosions.

1) So am I
2) You can't say mine isn't
3) I have caused my share of them

Therefore ...

[Ziero]

Originally Posted by Feba

Ok, seriously, why the fuck do people find Lion attractive?

She looks like a stripper. From the fucking '80s. Seriously.
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I Mean Just Look At That Hair Ffs.

But the 80s were aweso...wait, no, they were righteous

[Balfree]

But you have no tittays.

[Callisto]

Originally Posted by Armando

1) She's bad-ass enough to be there every time something Shadow Lord-related happens.
2) Her dad's awesome.
3) Explosions.
4) 80's strippers were awesome, that was back before cocaine was bad for you and the strip clubs played Prince instead of 50 Cent.

Fix'd

[Raydeus]

Cultural shock FTW

[Yellow Mage]

Am I the only one here concerned about the "ultimate attack against the enemy for massive damage" bit?

I mean, personally, that outdid any WTF that could've been caused by this whole magical pop starlet scene.

(Tokashitsukushite.)

[Cotners]

Originally Posted by Balfree

But you have no tittays.

This

[Vyuru]

Ullegore rendered enthralling fireworks limp with dampness, reduced refreshingly sweet snow cones to a sticky dripping mess, and transformed perky, luminescent goldfish into decisively unattractive moat carp.

Unfortunately, Ullegore's plan backfired on him.

The joy from the fishermen trying to get enough moat carps for a Lu Shang's rod at finding the goldfish turned into moat carp was offset by the sadness from the dentists at finding that cavities were at an all time low due to the lack of snow cones.

[Ziero]

Just goes to show, one man's trash is another man's legendary fishing rod

[The Mauva Syndicate]

Originally Posted by Ziero

But the 80s were aweso...wait, no, they were righteous

No the 80's were Bitchin'

I know, because I was there

[Aksannyi]

This thread is rather ... disturbing ...

But YAY! New event! ^_^

[Callisto]

Originally Posted by Aksannyi

This thread is rather ... disturbing ...

80's Strippers

y/n/m?

Your opinion matters, contribute to the thread.

[Aksannyi]

I'm not actually familar with 80's strippers. I was alive through most of the 80's, (Jan 81 and further) but I wasn't really in a position where I might have known what an 80's stripper looked like.

Though it was pretty funny when I did windy 2-3, I did an ODS run that day and asked my party after we got there if they'd be willing to do the dragon for me, we all ran in naked and 2hred, it was awesome. And I commented from the CS, "Hey! I'm more naked than she is for once!" (Obviously referring to Lion.)

[Balfree]

Feba wasn't alive during the 80's, but he knows what 80's strippers looked like, so maybe he can tell us.