I want a pony!

[Pteryx]

The purpose of this thread is to throw out creative yet totally ridiculous job adjustments you wish you had, ranting optional. (For reference, "increase avatar melee acc/damage" is a dead horse, not creative.) As the understanding is that we're all intentionally asking for unreasonable things, please restrain from flaming anyone.

I'll go first:

How many times have I, as a RDM, heard "any day now" from friends when I'm self-buffing -- if they don't just charge ahead before I'm ready? Directed at the job with Fast Cast that leans on this stuff when they're not just playing curebot and buffbot? I want a stance-type JA that knocks 3/4 of the casting time off of self-targetted buffs, damn it! Make it one minute long on a three-minute timer and cancellable. I don't care if it doubles the casting time of stuff targetted to anyone or anything other than me, and I don't care that it'd violate the half-speed cap on spells -- I just want to self-buff fast enough that I actually get it done without having to blow my two-hour, damn it! -- Pteryx

[Iarendiel]

I wish Red Mage had endark or enlight. Or even the option to have a different color of AF than the pimp suit. I'm so sick of seeing red and black everywhere I look. ;)

[Jaice]

Two pets for everyone!! I dont see why I cant bring out my puppet when leveling my bst main job ;_; or a dragon while leveling summoner at early (or later) levels.

[Iarendiel]

If this doesn't just have to be about RDM, then I want a sneak/invis song for my Bard, despite the fact I would be making a bunch of noise to cast the song.

And I wish SE would give out loans, I'd totally apply for a few million gil they remove from our systems. ;)

[Taskmage]

I want to be able to fuse all my elemental staves with my joyeuse to make a super voltron beam saber of justice.

[Saren]

For whm

I want an angel of mercy spell that lets me sprout angelic wings and possibly a really shiny halo and fly (at vastly increased movement speed) to any dead person in the zone sans aggro. I get so fed up of agreeing to help people by going to raise them, finding they are a good 5-10 minutes run away and then getting 'hurry only x minutes left!' every minute, plus anything that lets me fly is going to be cool.

Edit: Plus I want Taskmages uber weapon but only if it's called a Super Voltron beam saber of justice :D and is a club so I can hexastrike with it.

[Yellow Mage]

I want to be able to fuse all my elemental staves with my joyeuse to make a super voltron beam saber of justice.

You had me laughing out loud at school. Darn you, TM! :rofl:

Awyways, just the title of this thread sounds like an update for Summoner that would fit the theme of this thread! (Or Beastmaster . . . )

[Truece]

I want the option to pick which job abilities I can have, no matter what my job/sub combination actually is (sans 2-hrs, 'cause we don't want it to be broken).

WHM/SCH with access to convert and flee.
WAR/DNC with counter, boost, focus, retaliation, flee,
RDM/BLM with access to Divine Seal and flee.

Although, I guess this would make /DNC useless, since all of the waltzes/sambas/jigs/steps, etc are job abilities anyways!

gimme gimme

[Aerinravage]

Also for WHM: The "sixth sense" job trait - searches of an area would reveal those that are dead and allow them to be marked on your map. I love helping, and barring an angelic wing-powered zip to the corpse, being able to easily locate and ask if they need help (and also knowing where to go) would make me feel more helpful.

[assumedvigilance]

personally i'd like the ability to toss taru party members at the mob for extra damage...

also the ability to pick up a taru party member and use it a shield durring battle would be fun...

actually anything that would abuse the taru party members would be fun

[Feba]

Multiple character control (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Granado_Espada#Multiple_character_control)


That's pretty much it.

[The Mauva Syndicate]

I want a JA that lets me eat Mobs food, steal THEIR buffs and cast Amnesia on THEM

I want moar SC+MB Mobs

I want moar inventory space (PS2 my aching dupa! for a few tiny microseconds of retrieve time they could easily store the information elsewhere and increase inventory drastically)

And I want a pony and a plastic rocket...

[Silent Howler]

Time mage. >_>

[Armando]

For PLD:
- Runic from FFVI (become a magic lightning rod and convert the next offensive spell into MP.)
- Second Wind (or was it Second Chance?) from Kingdom Hearts (have a chance to survive a fatal blow with 1 HP.)
- Either A rank Great Sword skill, or S-E stops littering the game with lots of mediocre PLD-only Great Swords.

For WAR:
Defense Bonus I-III, Shield Mastery II, more Size 3 shields (preferably with REALLY FREAKING SWEET DD STATS).

Also, change elemental staves into neck items. Gets rid of the visible gear swap and stops gimping the hybrid jobs.

EDIT: Oh, yes, just because I'm feeling sadistic, I want Spellblade to be given to DRKs so the Mystic Knight supporters can cry more!
EDIT2: And Haste for WAR when equipping a shield.

[DakAttack]

I want Puppetmaster's name officially changed to Poppetmaster.

POP for short.

[dirtyclown]

For Paladin, I want a damage reduction job trait that scales up to 40% by level 75. In addition, the shielding proc rate should be increased to the point where the Paladin seems more like a shield with limbs than a character. Also, the option to modify a Joyeuse to give damage reduction equivalent to a Hauteclaire, while retaining the multi-hit quality. A native double attack is fine too.

[Pteryx]

I want gear specifically designed for PLD/RDM. It'd have moderately high Def, MP, Enmity, hMP, a bonus Enmity+10 applied specifically to Enfeebling Magic, and latents (activated by a mage sub) of Store TP, Shield skill, and a latent set effect of Refresh.

EDIT: Oh, and spell interruption down! Can't forget the spell interruption down.

[Omgwtfbbqkitten]

I want the abbreviation "RDM" to be changed to a more accurate description while seeking.

"AFK"

[Yellow Mage]

I want gear specifically designed for PLD/RDM. It'd have moderately high Def, MP, Enmity, hMP, a bonus Enmity+10 applied specifically to Enfeebling Magic, and latents (activated by a mage sub) of Store TP, Shield skill, and a latent set effect of Refresh.

EDIT: Oh, and spell interruption down! Can't forget the spell interruption down.

Deal, so long as I get equally cool toys for the reciprocal. ;)

[Akashimo]

Weapon Mastery traits to add +10 skill when weilding their jobs weapon of choice.
e.g. pld, rdm, blu sword; whm, pld club; thf, dnc, rdm dagger; ect.

Add some Thf armor that makes a thf look like a thf. For example something like the Blackened Defias Leather set and Red Defias Mask, something of that effect. Cookie to those who know what I'm talking about there.

[Murphie]

If I admit that I know, someone will attack me for knowing something about WoW. :(

[Feba]

If I admit that I know, someone will attack me for knowing something about WoW.
It's ok Murphie. Everyone except YM hates you anyway, and he's a hippie.

[Akashimo]

If I admit that I know, someone will attack me for knowing something about WoW. Don't worry, my blueberry will cover you.

[Yellow Mage]

It's ok Murphie. Everyone except YM hates you anyway, and he's a hippie.

:wtf: