My first HNM, Bubbly Bernie!

[Hanarecca]

All I can say is WOW, what a tough fight for my 70 BLM. After camping him for 19 hours he popped, for some reason some lv 11 whm/war kept yelling MY FISH MY FISH...I dunno why but meh he was super mean. He kept /telling me that this was his and that i owe him money for a fish. I was like hey buddy, he popped and I claimed and I want his bubblie boots. +3 Dex + 3AGI +3 Water resistance!!!

I ran as quickly as I saw this HNM Crab spawn....it was amazing I beat the WHM/WAR with Stun! Luckily I came prepaired and used my steamed crab and drinks before the fight. 2 Hours later of running bubblie around gustaberg to waste his mp so he couldn't summon gods. I killed him....it was fantastic but I only got a steam clock. That was 4 days ago and I missed the last pop, I went to drop the kids off at the pool and I saw that bernie was defetaed when I got back....I was upset...but there is always next time! WISH ME LUCK!

[Hanarecca]

Me running all over Gustaberg with bernie trying to stop him from summoning gods, I sure hope this comes in handy with Kirin! Thank goodness that Bernie never called forth Bicurious Cassie or Pedophile Phil.

[Hanarecca]

after an hour and a half of running around i decided to sleep II bernie and take a rest for alittle, so I went invisible....aparently someone was watching!

[Hanarecca]

Oh noes, he woke up! And I am being chased by bernie +1 noob.

[Hanarecca]

So then I slept and invised up again, man that Bernie +1 noob are persistant..

[Hanarecca]

So being the nice guy I am with a heart of gold, I said sure buddy you can have bernie....and the fight went on for 12 days but the noobs won. I mean they were only hitting him for 2 or 0...mostly 0's but they did it...I asked if they got the drop...he said YES!!!!

I was like hey buddy congrats, enjoy your 500k! He was really excited and was on his way to go sell it at the auction house, congrats my friend and enjoy your 500k when it sells!

[TheMidg]

ROFLMAO

[Cerin]

:handsdown

http://www.computerpannen.com/cwm/otn/laughing/laugh2.gif

[Ghostraven]

lmfao @ bicurious cassie

[Sorian]

:handsdown :handsdown :handsdown :handsdown :handsdown

[chyper]

your a baaaaaad person....:p

[Irinicus]

:biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin:

That was too funny, I need to do that now, hehe.

[Lasareth]

Ironically enough, the people at GameFAQs took him seriously >_>

[csBahamut]

Originally posted by Lasareth
Ironically enough, the people at GameFAQs took him seriously >_>

WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!

[Tsukisa]

hmm i doin't get it toher then that u just were joking around with it for a while.. is it a real easy mob or a real hard one.. sorry havn;t palyed game for some time.. lol

[Genuine]

Secrets Revealed:

Bubbly Bernie
The beast lives, out of the raging storm, in the dead of night.The ravenous, blood sick creature,searches for it's sacrifice. Through the hideous darkness, it lurches. Driven by death itself. , behind a mysterious tower were only noobs , players new to the game and think that they could get something super extra special rare behind towers, lurk....:spin: :spin: Once you found the evil-secret-scary-bush thats name is non other then!!!!! '???' OMGZ!!!!!1...Ahem, anyway like I was saying behind the tower were the "evil-secret-scary-bush thats name is non other then!!!!! '???' OMGZ!!!!!1" is feed it a pencil named Quus made by Glencoe ;) then this mysterious blue godly crab thing...spawns, hes a level 12 Crab and yes its a REAL easy mob! :thumbsup:

[Blood Red Poet]

Ahahah... that was pretty good... even the 'gods' it summoned as someone as already mentioned ;P.

[Dark Aphalite]

Omfg LOL!

[Grissom]

Lol I thought the person from Gfaqs stole it from you :p

These pics are the best :thumbsup:

[Hanarecca]

Originally posted by Grissom
Lol I thought the person from Gfaqs stole it from you :p

These pics are the best :thumbsup:


Hehe but on gamefaqs people believed me, then again it is gamefaqs....

[Kuy555]

rofl <_<

[Kyrial Arthian]

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[CarbonFibre]

I'm on Midgard. Does anyone want to camp this thing with me sometime? Stupid gil sellers are always camped there 24/7 monopolizing clock drops. I need those clocks for my samurai! :mad:

Lol, if one can steal Bubbly Bernie when you use an item to pop it, then can you with the same idea steal people's sky gods that they pop? I assume it doesn't work the same way.

[Grissom]

Lol though I don't know whats worst, people not able to actually take it in one hit or finding dead bodies at it's spawn. -_-

[Heero Himura]

Lmfao. What a ridiculous story. XD

[Hanarecca]

Originally posted by Heero Himura
Lmfao. What a ridiculous story. XD

I know

[Jordache]

I helped my LS camp this one night... It was a massacre, especially when Pedphile Phil was summoned... The shear carnage was beyond comprehension...

[SolidSnake207]

rofl that was great... lol @ Pedophile Phil. :handsdown

[Russta]

Originally posted by Jordache
It was a massacre, especially when Pedphile Phil was summoned...

I heard he agros anyone under 14.

[Caffran]

Originally posted by Russta
I heard he agros anyone under 14.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[Hanarecca]

Originally posted by Russta
I heard he agros anyone under 14.

LOL! He is also known to agro taru regardless of age

[Irinicus]

then i better be careful not to go there, I want no pedifile phil coming for me!!!

[LadyPeorth]

Bubbly Bernie...my god the war horror stories...simply unfathomable.

His incredibly Bubble Curtain...his Steelshell move...the terrifying power of his Big Scissors...oh yes...the level 75 Paladins know bout the up to 1000000k damage that can do.

Might I suggest next time going after a much easier HNM...I hear Hakutaku was defeated by a soloing level 1 SMN/WAR...so I'm pretty sure you and a PLD/RNG could take him down easily.

Enough kidding asside...that is hilarious