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Megatron
04-07-2004, 08:35 PM
includes non storyline spoiler

I havent wanted to go to windurst much through my travels as i thought it was a bit too "childish" so i stuck to bastok and sandoria... just messing around i thought id explore the place and to my suprise it is a hilarious fun place.. i must say i llove windurst i think im gonna move there... well in my exploration i ran into a little mithra girl who tells me this riddle:

(note wont be accurate word for word)

"Dhalmels are hard to catch,only Mithra can catch them it is a secret how we catch them but ill give you a hint.. its something only us mithra have.. purrr."

and a lightbullb popped in my head and i thought "Tail!!" then i pictured a mithra luring a dhalmel around with her tale and it running after her... and i about died laughing llmao...

anyway what is your guys theory on the dhalmel and mithra tails... how did mithra figure this out... so many questions.. not any answers.

also the star onion brigade is the funniest damn thing i ever seen... if you havent done the S.O.B quests you gotta go do them.. i spit pepsi all over my screen on the wild onion quest.

DTHURST
04-07-2004, 11:02 PM
I was born to be an S.O.B. !!
Gotta love 'em.....

Bigokk McGock
04-08-2004, 04:18 AM
I love them lil guys

<====proud to be a Windurst Citizen, even if it was by accident and I didn't get the cool starting ring!

Khaelyn
04-08-2004, 11:19 AM
"Son of an SOB"
Burchardomarhardo, 187
To the Air. - "Son of a Gambolier"

When I was a newbie, a newbie, soft and green,
I dreamt of brave Star Onions, of adventure and the queen.
And when behind the docks there I slowly wandered me,
I felt with joy I'd reached at last, the Hall of SOB.

CHORUS
I'm the son of a, son of a, son of a, son of a, son of an SOB!
I'm the son of a, son of a, son of a, son of a, son of an SOB!
Like ev'ry born adventurer, I like my gil for free,
For I'm a rambling rake of an adventuring hand, and the son of an SOB.

When I was a rank two, so festive, brave, and free,
I wore with pride the Justice Badge of our jolly confraternity.
I thought I owned the region, my style was great to see,
And I paralyzed the newbies with my yarns of SOB.

A sentimental rank five, I sported an airship pass;
Among the innocent rank twos, I cut an awful dash!
I was defeated at the hands of the Shadow Lord, but I only said, "Oh! Gee!"
For I never test the language filter like a good true SOB.

A grave and reverend 75, I soothed my fevered brain
By dreaming of new level caps, and crafting some champagne!
And when in happy years to come I sport my children three,
I'll mark them each with a stencil plate, one S! one O! one B!

Non-clean chorus:
I'm the son of a, son of a, son of a, son of a, son of an SOB!
I'm the son of a, son of a, son of a, son of a, son of an SOB!
So never let an Onion an inch above your knee
Or he'll leave you, crying, with the son of an SOB.

Emerok
04-09-2004, 04:57 PM
LOL

Mordacon
04-09-2004, 06:16 PM
mithras have other things other races dont.....;)

StarRaven
04-10-2004, 08:03 AM
Sorry but Galka have tails too.

Megatron
04-10-2004, 02:00 PM
I wouldnt call those things tails.. they are more like mutations.. a mutated third leg.

well if you dont think its tails what could it be??? what else does a mithra have that no other race has that would lure dhalmel so you could catch them?

Ungerpurr
04-10-2004, 02:22 PM
Their purr. No other races are cats. :) Or maybe their whiskers...

Megatron
04-10-2004, 05:41 PM
ehe

possibly possibly. i still think its tail though.