Story of the East Altepa Aniticon

Evion · 07-09-2007, 02:13 PM

La la la, I like sugar. SUGAR! Need some... Sugar. I like sound. I like to attack it! I love it, sugar and sound. What's that? Sounds like blood sugar over there! Hey! Hey you over there! What are you? A lv 32 RDM or something? Hey! I'm talking to you... You're just going to rest there? Do you have any sugar? Or Sound? Hey! Just resting huh? AFK? Fine! "Whack" (Anticon hits Evion for 40 points of damage),
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Hey! I told you man! I told you... I like sugar

Moral of the story, sound-aggro mobs don't care whether or not you make sound and Ants like sugar...

Mhurron · 07-09-2007, 02:14 PM

What the hell is this?

Solymir · 07-09-2007, 02:18 PM

This is called humor. Good one Avion, enjoyed it.

Evion · 07-09-2007, 02:19 PM

Maybe you missed the moral of the story at the bottom. Its pretty much the question/conversation starter. Why do mobs that are supposed to aggro sound attack you if you're resting?

Feba · 07-09-2007, 02:21 PM

What the hell is an Anticon?

LyonheartLakshmi · 07-09-2007, 02:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evion

Why do mobs that are supposed to aggro sound attack you if you're resting?

Because they can hear you breathing. Or maybe it's the sound your armor makes as you breathe. Something like that.

Sevv · 07-09-2007, 02:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evion

Maybe you missed the moral of the story at the bottom. Its pretty much the question/conversation starter. Why do mobs that are supposed to aggro sound attack you if you're resting?

breathing makes a sound now that your dead you make no sound!

Srxjo · 07-09-2007, 02:22 PM

they can hear you breathing

Evion · 07-09-2007, 02:23 PM

I didn't double-check the mob name, but I think that's the name of those ant/man-like creatures in east altepa.

Breathing?!

Now I understand and am very sad...

Mhurron · 07-09-2007, 02:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Solymir

This is called humor.

For it to be humour, it would have to be humourous, this wasn't.

Evion · 07-09-2007, 02:27 PM

Awww, you didn't think so? You are the only one on this site that I thought, if he likes it, then everyone will. Well, I gues everyone won't... /em stands in the corner and cries while people laugh at him.

kglover1969 · 07-09-2007, 02:35 PM

I thought it was funny.

I hate ants.

Murphie · 07-09-2007, 02:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Feba

What the hell is an Anticon?

It's a transformer that lives in East Altepa.

Evion · 07-09-2007, 02:38 PM

Now THAT'S funny!

Murphie · 07-09-2007, 02:42 PM

No, it isn't.

07-09-2007, 02:13 PM	#1
Evion Finally Back From Lunch Bronze Ribbon of Service Join Date: May 2007 Location: Michigan Posts: 767 Style: Light Theme V7 Thanks: 131 Thanked 43x in 34 Posts My Mood:	Story of the East Altepa Aniticon La la la, I like sugar. SUGAR! Need some... Sugar. I like sound. I like to attack it! I love it, sugar and sound. What's that? Sounds like blood sugar over there! Hey! Hey you over there! What are you? A lv 32 RDM or something? Hey! I'm talking to you... You're just going to rest there? Do you have any sugar? Or Sound? Hey! Just resting huh? AFK? Fine! "Whack" (Anticon hits Evion for 40 points of damage), (Anticon hits Evion for 40 points of damage) (Anticon hits Evion for 40 points of damage) (Anticon hits Evion for 40 points of damage) (Anticon hits Evion for 40 points of damage) (Anticon hits Evion for 40 points of damage) (Anticon hits Evion for 40 points of damage) (Anticon hits Evion for 40 points of damage) (Anticon hits Evion for 40 points of damage) (Anticon hits Evion for 40 points of damage) (Anticon has defeated Evion) Hey! I told you man! I told you... I like sugar Moral of the story, sound-aggro mobs don't care whether or not you make sound and Ants like sugar... __________________ Current Server: Asura Current Home Nation: Bastok (Rank 10) Race/Sex: Elvaan/Male Main Job: 75 DRK / 37 SAM,RDM,NIN,WAR,WHM Main Craft: 73 Cloth (Read this at a normal pace...) Tihs Msseage Connat Be Raed By Nromal Huamn Biegns. Pelsae Ntoify Yuor Firedns Taht If Tehy Can Raed Tihs, Taht Tehy Aenr't Namrol...Cnovrresly, Atmpetnig To Raed Tihs Msasege At Nmaorl Pcae And Bineg Albe To, Cna't be Namrol Etiehr...If Yor'ue Albe To Raed Tihs, Tehn Mybae Yur'oe Not Nrmaol.

07-09-2007, 02:14 PM	#2
Mhurron Senior Veteran Iron Emblem of Service Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 5,231 Style: Light Theme V7 Thanks: 145 Thanked 1,896x in 1,096 Posts	Re: Story of the East Altepa Aniticon What the hell is this? __________________ I use a Mac because I'm just better than you are. HTTP Error 418 - I'm A Teapot - The resulting entity body MAY be short and stout.

07-09-2007, 02:18 PM	#3
Solymir Junior Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Texas Posts: 341 Style: Light Theme V7 Thanks: 65 Thanked 32x in 29 Posts My Mood:	Re: Story of the East Altepa Aniticon This is called humor. Good one Avion, enjoyed it.

07-09-2007, 02:19 PM	#4
Evion Finally Back From Lunch Bronze Ribbon of Service Join Date: May 2007 Location: Michigan Posts: 767 Style: Light Theme V7 Thanks: 131 Thanked 43x in 34 Posts My Mood:	Re: Story of the East Altepa Aniticon Maybe you missed the moral of the story at the bottom. Its pretty much the question/conversation starter. Why do mobs that are supposed to aggro sound attack you if you're resting? __________________ Current Server: Asura Current Home Nation: Bastok (Rank 10) Race/Sex: Elvaan/Male Main Job: 75 DRK / 37 SAM,RDM,NIN,WAR,WHM Main Craft: 73 Cloth (Read this at a normal pace...) Tihs Msseage Connat Be Raed By Nromal Huamn Biegns. Pelsae Ntoify Yuor Firedns Taht If Tehy Can Raed Tihs, Taht Tehy Aenr't Namrol...Cnovrresly, Atmpetnig To Raed Tihs Msasege At Nmaorl Pcae And Bineg Albe To, Cna't be Namrol Etiehr...If Yor'ue Albe To Raed Tihs, Tehn Mybae Yur'oe Not Nrmaol.

07-09-2007, 02:21 PM	#5
Feba sweet broken hearted machine Starlight Medal Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Facility A220S-0024, Room 211 Posts: 8,559 Style: Light Theme V7 Thanks: 2,007 Thanked 2,232x in 1,514 Posts	Re: Story of the East Altepa Aniticon What the hell is an Anticon?

07-09-2007, 02:22 PM	#8
Srxjo Psycho Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: UK, Wales Posts: 417 Style: Light Theme V7 Thanks: 8 Thanked 13x in 13 Posts My Mood:	Re: Story of the East Altepa Aniticon they can hear you breathing __________________ Death shall seek you out, If death fails, I promise you, i wont.

07-09-2007, 02:23 PM	#9
Evion Finally Back From Lunch Bronze Ribbon of Service Join Date: May 2007 Location: Michigan Posts: 767 Style: Light Theme V7 Thanks: 131 Thanked 43x in 34 Posts My Mood:	Re: Story of the East Altepa Aniticon I didn't double-check the mob name, but I think that's the name of those ant/man-like creatures in east altepa. Breathing?! Now I understand and am very sad... __________________ Current Server: Asura Current Home Nation: Bastok (Rank 10) Race/Sex: Elvaan/Male Main Job: 75 DRK / 37 SAM,RDM,NIN,WAR,WHM Main Craft: 73 Cloth (Read this at a normal pace...) Tihs Msseage Connat Be Raed By Nromal Huamn Biegns. Pelsae Ntoify Yuor Firedns Taht If Tehy Can Raed Tihs, Taht Tehy Aenr't Namrol...Cnovrresly, Atmpetnig To Raed Tihs Msasege At Nmaorl Pcae And Bineg Albe To, Cna't be Namrol Etiehr...If Yor'ue Albe To Raed Tihs, Tehn Mybae Yur'oe Not Nrmaol.

07-09-2007, 02:27 PM	#11
Evion Finally Back From Lunch Bronze Ribbon of Service Join Date: May 2007 Location: Michigan Posts: 767 Style: Light Theme V7 Thanks: 131 Thanked 43x in 34 Posts My Mood:	Re: Story of the East Altepa Aniticon Awww, you didn't think so? You are the only one on this site that I thought, if he likes it, then everyone will. Well, I gues everyone won't... /em stands in the corner and cries while people laugh at him. __________________ Current Server: Asura Current Home Nation: Bastok (Rank 10) Race/Sex: Elvaan/Male Main Job: 75 DRK / 37 SAM,RDM,NIN,WAR,WHM Main Craft: 73 Cloth (Read this at a normal pace...) Tihs Msseage Connat Be Raed By Nromal Huamn Biegns. Pelsae Ntoify Yuor Firedns Taht If Tehy Can Raed Tihs, Taht Tehy Aenr't Namrol...Cnovrresly, Atmpetnig To Raed Tihs Msasege At Nmaorl Pcae And Bineg Albe To, Cna't be Namrol Etiehr...If Yor'ue Albe To Raed Tihs, Tehn Mybae Yur'oe Not Nrmaol.

07-09-2007, 02:35 PM	#12
kglover1969 Junior Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: San Diego Posts: 83 Style: Light Theme V7 Thanks: 14 Thanked 5x in 5 Posts	Re: Story of the East Altepa Aniticon I thought it was funny. I hate ants.

07-09-2007, 02:38 PM	#14
Evion Finally Back From Lunch Bronze Ribbon of Service Join Date: May 2007 Location: Michigan Posts: 767 Style: Light Theme V7 Thanks: 131 Thanked 43x in 34 Posts My Mood:	Re: Story of the East Altepa Aniticon Now THAT'S funny! __________________ Current Server: Asura Current Home Nation: Bastok (Rank 10) Race/Sex: Elvaan/Male Main Job: 75 DRK / 37 SAM,RDM,NIN,WAR,WHM Main Craft: 73 Cloth (Read this at a normal pace...) Tihs Msseage Connat Be Raed By Nromal Huamn Biegns. Pelsae Ntoify Yuor Firedns Taht If Tehy Can Raed Tihs, Taht Tehy Aenr't Namrol...Cnovrresly, Atmpetnig To Raed Tihs Msasege At Nmaorl Pcae And Bineg Albe To, Cna't be Namrol Etiehr...If Yor'ue Albe To Raed Tihs, Tehn Mybae Yur'oe Not Nrmaol.

07-09-2007, 02:42 PM	#15
Murphie Murphie Wings of Honor Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Murphie Posts: 8,193 Style: Light Theme V7 Thanks: 531 Thanked 1,706x in 1,053 Posts	Re: Story of the East Altepa Aniticon No, it isn't. __________________ Murphie.

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