Everything I learned in life...

[Asir]

...I learned from my moogle:

It's okay to spin around in circles when you get a new job.

Girls like short, round and cuddly things.

It's okay to ask for items from your boss when you go on vacation.

It's okay to lay on your boss's bed and give him whatever you found there as a gift.

Girls will think your adorable if you say Kupo a lot.

It's okay to check your boss's garden and harvest what he's grown.


...I learned from my chocobo.

Kweh is a perfect answer for any question.

Digging things up with your nose is fun.

It's okay to abandon whoever's riding with you in a dangerous area.

It's okay to make people feed you for hours and hours before giving them a ride.


...I learned from my taru.

Girls like short, cuddly and round things.

It's okay to jump up and down while waving your hands around to ask for money.

Giant, freakshow sized heads are a sign of intelligence.

Girls will think you're adorable if you talk in rhymes and baby talk.

It's okay to hump the leg of someone taller then you.

The world is a forest of legs and asses, make what use of them you can.


...I learned from Beastmen.

It's okay to chase someone down and whack them in the head with a stick/club/sword/axe.

It's okay to hook up with all your friends to beat up on a person or six.

Being ugly is a lifestyle, not a choice.

Anyone sitting down or kneeling is an acceptable target.

Ambushing people is a legitimate hobby. (I hate goblins)


...I learned from NMs.

People will love you if you have something they want.

It's okay not to give people the things they want... repeatedly.

Making people wait 20 hours for you is okay.



Just a fun little thread since I was bored while my daughter plays the game instead of me. Feel free to add some stuff to it if you like. I know I will later on when my brain isn't on lockdown.

[Omniblast]

...I learned from my taru.
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The world is a forest of legs and asses, make what use of them you can.

The world is a mountain of breasts and boobs, make use of those as well.

Anyone dead on the ground makes good obscene targets.

[Nazo]

Playing with dolls in front of bullies means they can't hit you. I intend to pass this pearl of wisdom on to future generations of Nazos.

[Irisjir Callard]

I learned from my whitermage...

No matter how many sweets you eat, will will still fit into the same Seer's Tunic.

Being invisible isn't always enough to avoid detection.

Bashing someone over the skull with a hammer is a LOT of fun.

It's even more fun if that someone is a goblin.

You are expected to take an intense interest in dead people.

Flash doesn't mean what you think it does. Either that or it does and someone messed up the targeting system.

A halo is more often a sign of impending doom than purity.

[LilithAngel]

I learned from my Dragoon...

Patience is a virtue, and Absolute Virtue is "Looking for Group" as a Dragoon.

I am Jay to my wyvern's Silent Bob.

Not all rodents are small, fuzzy, and stay on the ground.

Talk softly and carry a *big* stick.

Pet care is a responsibility not taken lightly, at any age.

If you are hated, be nice. If you are nice, then those that hate aren't worthy of niceties. For those people, you show love.

Pride comes before the fall. Therefore, look before you Jump.

Listen to the ones that say "You cannot...", for they are telling you about what you must go and do.

Fortune favors the brave, and those that walk this path are the bravest of them all.

And finally...

Take a break. Dragoon will still be there when you get back. There are 17 other fun jobs to try (read: you have 14 sub jobs to level, and 3 other pets to take care of. Get to work!)

[Jarre]

As a galka Tank.....

everyone says, wow look at your HP

tarus like to sit on my lap while i am sitting down.

Mithras always bat an eye at me

My tarus gear seems to stretch and fit my galka when passed through the delivery box (must be my magic moogle)

I run in slow motion while everyone leaves me behind.

My chocobo has to be as big as a tank to take me.

I have no emotions

People are disgusted when I eat raw meat.

Humes don't get it, were not their slaves!!! they tend to run when i fume.

[Ziero]

...I learned as a thf
What's mine is mine and what's yours will soon be mine

It's fun to stab people, especially when you can blame it on someone else

Hide doesn't work on girls, apparently they aggro to sound =(

2 mithra + 1 galka + a bunch of Taru + Flee + Benny hill music = funny as hell

From cash to pants, no one makes things drop better then a Thf

...I learned from War
Nothing pisses a monster off more then an axe to the face

When I go berserk, usually something dies.

...more often then not it's me

All of life's problems can be solved by having the biggest weapon

Sandles suck when you're fighting crabs

And possibly the most important lesson of all:

http://lvlup.tsunami-art.com/view.aspx?Rec=23

[Mog]

I've learned from being a moogle

That everyone loves me. ^.^

That it's fun to spin in circles indefinitely

That I am everyone's bitch, yet I always get something in return

That I have the power to change people's jobs.