My boyfriend and I are friends with this guy IRL, and he makes fun of our Elvaan characters, so...
/p me Andy's a big gay Hume >.>
/s him Yeah, I only come here to RP my gay man. It's liberating.
Random Tarutaru does the emote panic
/s him Errr....MT....
or my boyfriend's glorious one
/s That's right Andy, you spank that sheep with your butter paddle!
To make it worse, Andy responded with 'He likes it...'
My boyfriend was trying to get me a Raise from a RDM and sent him a tell. Shortly after he sent the same RDM an MT that was meant to be sent to me.
>>RDM: Hey babe, how you doin'?
RDM>>: Excuse me?
>>RDM: ...MT T_T
I have a foreign friend that I call Sev. Sev is an interesting fellow, as he frequently talks in third person, and even his typing style seem to have an exotic accent.
Sev mistells are epic and amazing.
In a party, just totally out of the blue, I got this one:
"SEV WILL KILL YOU IN FACES FOR NONSTOPPING NOW UNDERSTAND????"
(apparently, someone was making fun of him in /tells)
Oh! And lets not forget:
"Sev not letcher, Sev just like the cuties with the booties shaped like little tangerine. Why make fun for dating younger girls when their little asses just beg for it?"
Why does that story remind me of Olaf from Clerks.
Olorin - Ramuh Server WHM75 BRD75 BLM75 RDM65 SMN39 - TheAfterLife LS
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This may be a little scattered as it happened about 5 years ago...
I was in my static party out in the jungle and our summoner wasnt really paying attention... which was fine - the rest of us carried more than our own weight whe we next in party read...
Aerdrie: "Wraps my tail around your leg and starts rubbing my naked fuzzy body along yours."
Myrrls response was "Wow! I want to read that book!!"
the next line that I saw was in my Linkshell Chat
Aerdrie: "Wraps my tail around your leg and starts rubbing my naked fuzzy body along yours."
after that she d/c'd and we diddnt see her (him actually..) for a week or so.
And Vent exploded with laughter... I ended up almost getting the party killed because I was laughing so hard and forgot to provoke the critter off the whitemage.... xDD
After the first incident this was honestly a regular occurance with each one getting more and more raunchy as time went by, I'd keep vent going over my speakers when I wasnt ingame to listen for the next installment of the ever growing Epic MT's that Aerdrie was trying to send to another girl in our linkshell.
[Armando]: Well, String Shot IS rather...yeah.
[Yellow Mage]: DO NOT GO THERE.
[Armando]: Too late.
[Armando]: You're already thinking about it.
[Yellow Mage]: Nope, I've trained myself to specifically block any and all connections that could implicate.
[Yellow Mage]: It's silk, and nothing more.
[Armando]: In Soviet Russia, L Cancels you.
[Yellow Mage]: Smashing like it's 1999.
Brawlers to the end.
I had a funny one today, I was in the Qufim today trying to level. I was talking to one of my friends and this is what happend.
Him: /tell Hey buddy whatsup?
Me: /say nothing much I just got done beating my worm in Qufim
Me: /say mt..and i ment to say I got done beating a worm...Qufim
Me /tell lol I just said I was beating my worm in tell mode!
Him: lol...<ummm> tmi
This happend the other day on my LS
Me (just signing on): Hello! LS
Linkshell: Hello!
Linkshell Owner: Hey baby whatsup? Can I come over tonight and give you something?
Linkshell Owner: ummm....MT lmao.
This happend to me when I first joined FFXI 5 years ago.
Me: /tell OMG I fricken hate Evaan
Galka Friend: /tell why?
Me: /l I hate Elvaan cuz they walk like retartds...and they have big ass forheads!
(I was a Elvaan back then in a all Elvaan LS, lets just say they hated me after that lol.)
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