Oh, damn... MT!

[Jei]

lots of dirty mts....

while we're at it, http://www.derekyu.com/avgpa/images/ffhandjob.swf

[Aksannyi]

^^ That's just awful, but hilarious.

[Vairu]

o.o

lol you win m(__)m

[Ghostraven]

haha some funny stuff here. Here's a few oldies but goodies

Villain's a guy... to my knowledge

hahaha

[Mazon]

I was killing Ooze in Beaudeax for the Dodge Earrings.
All the while I was talking in /t to a friend. Instead of /telling her, I mistelled into lschat


"/l Friendname What I really like is when she wakes me up with a morning bj"

I d/c'ed myself and logged back on a couple of days later

[Shinoe]

The number of MTs I make went down to next to 0 after they allowed us to use the "Home" key in FFXI.

home key?

[tarutomo]

There is some very nice ones...I got one I would like to share. I was getting together an assault and well...he is what happened next.

[Eohmer]

Bump...

This was recently in my LS...

A female member says, "Please shoot me... I need to stop thinking about sex all the time, especially since I don't have it!"

[Sevv]

taru O.o

[Aksannyi]

This is worthy enough of a necro:

[Eohmer]

Heh... nice.

That sounds more like a taunt though more than anything else.

[Effedup]

Don't have any screenshots, but this happened all in the same night:

First off, I set up a vent server about 8 months ago, so I don't type very much anymore (outside of typical party shit). My vent went down for whatever reason that night, so we were reduced to actually typing again, and we were all messing up bad... ^^

We were getting ready to trio in Sauromugue Champaign (in port jeuno next to ah)...

me: /l I need to borrow your Astral Ring player
ls1: /l ok thats cool but dont you try and steal it u fuck
me: /l yeah fuck that ima sell that shit right now
ls2: /l god you're such an asshole ^^
me: (forget the /l)FUCK YOU YOURE THE ASSHOLE!!! ^^

(many stares from half the peeps in port jueno at the time)

About an hour later, in :

ls1: /l who are these assholes trying to steal all our mobs? (we just noticed a couple peeps duoing near us)
ls2: /l Fuck that don't they know we own this zone??
me: /l yeah we should see if SE would let us rent a zone for a couple hours lol ^^
ls1: /l god that would be so fucking broken
ls2: /l yeah that be great, "Sorry Sandy is being rented right now, come back later!"
me: /l that'd be hysterical *shoots self in the head*
me: Anyways, hurry and grab one of those lizard things before one of those other two fucks do (no /l again, yay!)
ls1: /l omg lol ^^
(I get examined by the other people repeatedly)
me: /l goddamnit, I want my vent back ; ;
ls2: /l wow, thats the way, tourettes ftw!
me: /l I guess if you're gonna mt thats the way to do it
ls1: /l yeah, this typing shit's for the fucking birds
me: /l If you need me I'll hiding behind this rock. Tell me when they leave...
ls1: /l Im gonna tell them where you are so they can bitch slap you
me: /l do you want this Astral Ring back or not? ^^
ls1: /l damn, now thats just dirty ^^

Anyways, karma's a bitch cause I died twice within 30 minutes of that whole escapade...

[Eiyoko]

I was relaying some shakespere humor to a friend.

/p "I don't know, he was speaking Greek." "What was he saying?" "*shrug* It was greek to me..."
/p And I'm the only one on my class that got that joke...
(NIN) O.o
(THF) wut
/p ...crud mt
(NIN) That was the best MT evar

[Kuro]

[Aksannyi]

Sorry for the necro bump, but seriously funniest mispelling ever. Not exactly a MT but it was so freaking hilarious I had to post it anyway. You should have heard her laughing at herself over Vent, it was priceless.



And this one's at my own expense but hey, this is what you get for Cyb3rinG.